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Teen charged with assaulting mom with taco

ScalebaneScalebane Member UncommonPosts: 1,883

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  • EnigmaEnigma Member UncommonPosts: 11,384

    lol, what a loser. He got what was coming to him. Maybe his mom should throw his butt out of the house now.

    People who have to create conspiracy and hate threads to further a cause lacks in intellectual comprehension of diversity.

  • HazmalHazmal Member CommonPosts: 1,013

    What does he say when people ask what he did?  "My mommy was irking me yo - I wanted to keep pwning nubs on my xbox, so I roughed her up with a hardshell.  That is just how I roll."

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    Originally posted by javac

    well i'm 35 and have a PhD in science, and then 10 years experience in bioinformatics... you?
    http://www.mmorpg.com/discussion2.cfm/thread/218865/page/8

  • Rayx0rRayx0r Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 2,902

    man, whats up with Florida?  Seems like the most ridiculous stories come out of this state.  Figures its Deltona, the redneck capital and doo-doo fly heaven of Florida.  I think that city was built on an old waste dump site.

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  • HazmalHazmal Member CommonPosts: 1,013

    I wonder if it was the new black taco...

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    Originally posted by javac

    well i'm 35 and have a PhD in science, and then 10 years experience in bioinformatics... you?
    http://www.mmorpg.com/discussion2.cfm/thread/218865/page/8

  • TealaTeala Member RarePosts: 7,627
    Originally posted by Vendayn


    LOL...LOL LOL...sprained my foot and was in pain, now I'm laughing too hard to worry about my foot LOL
     
    And his picture...LOL...LOL

     

    Sorry to hear about your ankle Ven.   :(  Hope it gets better soon.    XOXOXO

  • nywlanasnywlanas Member Posts: 334

    next thing you know, kids in food fights are also pressing charges for assault. lol.

    get well soon Vendayn.

  • FaxxerFaxxer Member Posts: 3,247

    I want to know what happened with the taco?  Did he eat it?  did SHE eat it?  what a waste of good food!  dangit.

  • PentamorphPentamorph Member Posts: 101


    Originally posted by nywlanas
    next thing you know, kids in food fights are also pressing charges for assault. lol.

    Don't laugh. It will happen any day now, and probably here in Colorado.

  • BushMonkeyBushMonkey Member Posts: 1,406

    That douche should have his ass kicked.

  • bojinxbojinx Member Posts: 172

    He looks pretty tough in that picture.....his cellmates better watch out. 

  • CopWatchCopWatch Member Posts: 134

    "She says she's going to let him sit in his jail cell in Volusia County for a few days to teach him a lesson."

    I'm going to go ahead and guess that the lesson he'll learn is to keep his mom from calling the police again by suffocating her with a plastic bag.  Just a wild guess.  We'll see.  I give it a week after release till calamity strikes. 

     

     

  • eagles12555eagles12555 Member Posts: 219
    Originally posted by bojinx


    He looks pretty tough in that picture.....his cellmates better watch out. 

     

    haha he looks like such a little faggot. the expression on his face is priceless though.

        i wouldnt want to be his cell mate

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  • CopWatchCopWatch Member Posts: 134
    Originally posted by Pentamorph


     

    Originally posted by nywlanas

    next thing you know, kids in food fights are also pressing charges for assault. lol.


     

    Don't laugh. It will happen any day now, and probably here in Colorado.

     

    Incidentally, last year a teen student at a Florida high school dropped her cake when bumped by a fellow student during a food fight  in the cafeteria so the school guard broke her arm.  Then she was expelled because of the bad publicity her complaints brought upon the school.  It was a poor neighborhood, so you know how that goes.

     

     The guard was just back from Iraq and I gues he had a flashback or something and just went ape on her.

     

     

     

     

  • Man1acMan1ac Member Posts: 1,428
    Originally posted by CopWatch

    Originally posted by Pentamorph


     

    Originally posted by nywlanas

    next thing you know, kids in food fights are also pressing charges for assault. lol.


     

    Don't laugh. It will happen any day now, and probably here in Colorado.

     

    Incidentally, last year a teen student at a Florida high school dropped her cake when bumped by a fellow student during a food fight  in the cafeteria so the school guard broke her arm.  Then she was expelled because of the bad publicity her complaints brought upon the school.  It was a poor neighborhood, so you know how that goes.

     

     The guard was just back from Iraq and I gues he had a flashback or something and just went ape on her.

     

     

     

     

    Your schools have guards? Do all, most or some American schools have guards? If we have a problem here the police get called, but i'd be good for the teachers here for the really bad schools to have some instant help.

    We're all Geniuses. Most of us just don't know it.

  • PentamorphPentamorph Member Posts: 101
    Originally posted by CopWatch

    Originally posted by Pentamorph


     

    Originally posted by nywlanas

    next thing you know, kids in food fights are also pressing charges for assault. lol.


     

    Don't laugh. It will happen any day now, and probably here in Colorado.

     

    Incidentally, last year a teen student at a Florida high school dropped her cake when bumped by a fellow student during a food fight  in the cafeteria so the school guard broke her arm.  Then she was expelled because of the bad publicity her complaints brought upon the school.  It was a poor neighborhood, so you know how that goes.

     

     The guard was just back from Iraq and I gues he had a flashback or something and just went ape on her.

     

     

     

     

    oh FFS.

     

    Well...here's another one. A kid in Colorado here just got brought up on three felony assault charges plus midemeaner theft for poking a couple friends of his with a medical lancet as a prank (ya know...those things they prick your fingers with at a physical?), that he stole from his mom's work.

    This is why my son can't have a snow-ball fight in school. Or play tag. Or even PICK UP a rock or a stick.

    This country is getting to the point where it will be soon illegal to fart... oh wait!

  • hvc801hvc801 Member Posts: 987
    Originally posted by Hazmal


    What does he say when people ask what he did?  "My mommy was irking me yo - I wanted to keep pwning nubs on my xbox, so I roughed her up with a hardshell.  That is just how I roll."



     

    omfg.  lmfao.. hahahahaa.

    Oh, thats being added to my sig.. oh my god, lmfao.

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    What if Paul Revere was like the boy who cried wolf....?

    Originally posted by Hazmal

    What does he say when people ask what he did? "My mommy was irking me yo - I wanted to keep pwning nubs on my xbox, so I roughed her up with a hardshell. That is just how I roll."

  • WickershamWickersham Member UncommonPosts: 2,379

    That goes against the laws of nature:

    Never hit anyone who makes tacos for dinner - that's just wrong!

    "The liberties and resulting economic prosperity that YOU take for granted were granted by those "dead guys"

  • JustTalkingJustTalking Member CommonPosts: 206

    I hope the Taco sues.

  • ZikielZikiel Member Posts: 1,138
    Originally posted by bojinx


    He looks pretty tough in that picture.....his cellmates better watch out. 



     

    I found the article disturbing... mainly because that is pretty much what I look like without a lot of sleep.. well, minus the jerkass expression. Though, I can safely say that I would never slap my mother or abuse a taco. I hope she beats the shit out of him when he gets home, and then throws his ass out.

    He's like the posterchild for 360 players, a sulky, job-less manchild who can't pick a real fight.. oh, and who takes xbox over home-made tacos? What the hell?

  • hvc801hvc801 Member Posts: 987

    Thought you guys might find this interesting.

    Kid slaps mother on Dr. Phil

     

    FF to 1:50.    

    pfft, too funny.

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    What if Paul Revere was like the boy who cried wolf....?

    Originally posted by Hazmal

    What does he say when people ask what he did? "My mommy was irking me yo - I wanted to keep pwning nubs on my xbox, so I roughed her up with a hardshell. That is just how I roll."

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