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LIMERICK TIME!
popinjay
Member Posts: 6,539
In the spirit of humor, barbs and clever sayings that don't just consist of "Yo Momma!" and "You suck", I dedicate this thread to limericks, that old English form of satire. Any topic, like or dislike, just make it a limerick!
There once was a lad named George Bush,
Who grew up spoiled, priviledged and cush.
He ruled for eight years,
And heightened our fears,
But left office with a boot up his tush!
Or:
There once was a huge game called Wow.
Who pissed off the haters.... and how!
They predicted its death,
With stale Nacho breath,
But they've added a server just now.
Have fun!
Comments
He's lucky that she isn't telling,
despite all her dad's angry yelling.
That mark on her neck
was more than a peck,
and could cause abdominal swelling!
Am i doing it right?
___________________
Come out soon Aion
ooooo... you're naughty!
"TO MICHAEL!"
There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
This is a limerick from a friend... I did not write this, and he wanted me to post it so you all can read
there once was a man from nantucket
the didnt like math, he said fuck it
his wife was a bitch
that made his genitals itch
endings are hard, so fuck it
nah nah nah
hey! hey! -I ain't tryn'a rap...but for george bush,it's a WRAP.
here,let me help you pack....
your bag,your clothes,your pant all that..."GET OUT"
We got a new President..the white house is now your EX-residence..
walk out the doors and don't look back..I'll call the taxi of matter of fact.
or an airplane,bus,train,car,elephant,helicopter -whatever'll move out farther.
I didnt see a tear drop form an eye when george W bush said good bye..
I dont want to here from yah...thats a wrap. 'GET OUT'
Trade in material assumptions for spiritual facts and make permanent progress.
Two nerd kids named Bill and Steve,
had quite the idea up their sleeves.
So they threw down some code,
Got paid a ****load,
And now get drinks served up by Jeeves.
"TO MICHAEL!"
Best one
___________________
Come out soon Aion
Twas a crazy old man called O'Keef
Who caused local farmers much grief
To their cows he would run
Cut their legs off for fun
And say "Look, I've invented ground beef!"
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
Of Sunday's game, Obama's quite certain,
The Steelers will lay down a hurtin'.
He said rather bold,
I choose "Black and Gold".
When the Cards face the big Black steel curtain!
Go Steelers!
"TO MICHAEL!"
There once was a girl from Cape Cod
Who thought all babies came from God
But it wasn't the all mighty
Who lifted her nightie
It was Roger the Lodger by God!!
Bren
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Said a fool whose mind was quite miniscule
As his ignorance reached a new pinnacle
"I don't believe in astrology
It's my ideology
But I'm a Leo and Leo's are cynical.
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-