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Lydon
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Eh, you'll notice over on this page that the website link for 2029 Online is very, very wrong. (http://www.soooooVeryOriginal.com) Haxx?
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Yeah... tis funny. I'm afraid to click on it. Did you? If you did..what happened?
"2029 Online puts you right in the middle of a clash of civilizations. The planet Earth was destroyed by nuclear weapons and homeless human beings piloted a huge spaceship IN 2029? LOLOLOLOL through space in search for a new planet to thrive and survive. They settled on Helen Continent and found a world shattered and plagued by fights between the races living here. These alien races were intelligent and had highly developed forms of culture. But their hatred toward each other was such that they wanted nothing but to hack each other into pieces and see their enemies’ blood spill everywhere SO ADVANCED LOLOLOL. The planet was under the constant threat of war. Humans quickly grabbed a keen advantage in the struggles, striving to become the dominant species and forging new alliances of cultures. After many years passed, only a few outstanding and resilient species have remained: Humans, Dryads, Electronic Elves, Ice Energy and Mechanicals LOLOLOLOLOL Electronic Elves! Since then, Helen Continent has gradually built a world of peace and co existence.
Features:
2029 Online a skill based epic Sci-fi MMORPG.. The game designers spent three years crafting an idea into a challenging game experience LOL. Being the first of anything is pretty historic. The game since the day it came out has won two titles of being the first sci-fi MMORPG classic and is a leader in these MMO features:
* It is the first MMORPG with a good amount of three Corridors, RTS and RPG elements thrown into the mix LOL.
* It is the first MMO game launched with Fighting Vehicle DIY and auto leveling system LOL.
* It leads in its quick and versatile location design LOL
* It is filled with tightly plotted instanced dungeons LOL
* It features a powerful mercenary system and a unique guild system LOL."
The originality pwns my face! Oh, and I didn't click on the link either...
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A human and an Elf get captured by Skaven. The rat-men are getting ready to shoot the first hostage with Dwarf-made guns when he yells, "Earthquake!" The naturally nervous Skaven run and hide from the imaginary threat. He escapes. The Skaven regroup and bring out the Elf. Being very smart, the Elf has figured out what to do. When the Skaven get ready to shoot, the Elf, in order to scare them, yells, "Fire!"
Order of the White Border.
Unfortunately it links to nothing of interest...just one of those ad websites.
My favorite quote in the overview is:
"It is the first MMORPG with a good amount of three Corridors"