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How to play DF & enjoy

erkinbabaerkinbaba Member UncommonPosts: 79

Here is some tips for you;

Wait for release, let people play for a month.

Check "altavista / lycos" search engines about the latest tips

Check forumfall everyday. Search for words "was" "that" "intended ?"

Ask this to your friend while looking directly into his/her eyes who played after a month : Is it Ok ? And continue to look his/her eyes !   ( you'll know what I mean )

Be naked always

Have fun...

PS: Feel free to add more tips

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  • XImpalerXXImpalerX Member UncommonPosts: 606

       Pro tip: Camp respawn points next to town and gank everyone who respawns, loot them, and then run into town and put all their gear into your bank. Repeat.

  • Perdition_ukPerdition_uk Member Posts: 181

    Go to bed every night with the sure and certain knowledge that you are "HardKore Newb Pwner" and that all the girls think you are great, and that "carebears" secretly want to be you when they grow up.

    You play Darkfall, you are a "real" man.

  • biplexbiplex Member Posts: 268


    Originally posted by Perdition_ukimage
    Well summed up image

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  • erkinbabaerkinbaba Member UncommonPosts: 79
    Originally posted by Perdition_uk


    Go to bed every night with the sure and certain knowledge that you are "HardKore Newb Pwner" and that all the girls think you are great, and that "carebears" secretly want to be you when they grow up.
    You play Darkfall, you are a "real" man.

     

    This thread is about ( humor ) tips&tricks, not your RL story.

  • IAmMMOIAmMMO Member UncommonPosts: 1,462

    And remember to eat lots of eggs whilst you wait to build up your Str!

  • IAmMMOIAmMMO Member UncommonPosts: 1,462
    oops double post


     

     

  • Perdition_ukPerdition_uk Member Posts: 181
    Originally posted by erkinbaba

    Originally posted by Perdition_uk


    Go to bed every night with the sure and certain knowledge that you are "HardKore Newb Pwner" and that all the girls think you are great, and that "carebears" secretly want to be you when they grow up.
    You play Darkfall, you are a "real" man.

     

    This thread is about ( humor ) tips&tricks, not your RL story.



     

    lol

  • AerensiniacAerensiniac Member Posts: 20
    Originally posted by erkinbaba

    Originally posted by Perdition_uk


    Go to bed every night with the sure and certain knowledge that you are "HardKore Newb Pwner" and that all the girls think you are great, and that "carebears" secretly want to be you when they grow up.
    You play Darkfall, you are a "real" man.

     

    This thread is about ( humor ) tips&tricks, not your RL story.

     

    Then why the fffffff did you even press reply?

    gtfo at the speed of light

  • erkinbabaerkinbaba Member UncommonPosts: 79

    no comment...

  • GorillaGorilla Member UncommonPosts: 2,235

     Pro tip 6 - Macro - Macro early, macro often, macro everything. That's if you want to have skills comparable to that dog man hitting on you.

     

    Pro tip 8 - 'sploit - The top 'hardcore' guilds are and will continue to you are either agead of the curve or behind it.

     

    Pro tip 8 - Buy a decent hack subscription - You want speed buff so you can run at sprint speeds (or faster) without using stamina. Radar is a nice luxury too.

     

    No - seriously -  get 'geared' up or get ganked.

  • bongloadsbongloads Member UncommonPosts: 381

     How to play DF & enjoy:

     

    Download

     

    Play

  • LughsanLughsan Member Posts: 312
    Originally posted by Gorilla


     Pro tip 6 - Macro - Macro early, macro often, macro everything. That's if you want to have skills comparable to that dog man hitting on you.
     
    Pro tip 8 - 'sploit - The top 'hardcore' guilds are and will continue to you are either agead of the curve or behind it.
     
    Pro tip 8 - Buy a decent hack subscription - You want speed buff so you can run at sprint speeds (or faster) without using stamina. Radar is a nice luxury too.
     
    No - seriously -  get 'geared' up or get ganked.

     

    Hahahahahahah

  • imbantimbant Member Posts: 1,291
    Originally posted by erkinbaba



    Check "altavista / lycos" search engines about the latest tips


     

    This gave me a chuckle

    ~~
    Darkfall Releases on: February 25th, 2009

    Darkfall Recap of everything that has happened the last 3 months: http://www.mmorpg.com/discussion2.cfm/thread/213296

    "The monsters are tough. I was looking for a challenge, but these things are just too damn smart." -DF Beta Tester

    "If people were dismissing it, then they wouldn't be talking about it. The well-meaning gamers root for efforts that try to raise the bar. So who's left? It's so easy being a skeptic." -Tasos

  • jimsmith08jimsmith08 Member Posts: 1,039

    protip:

    Purchase the Big book of Everquest raider tips to learn the basics behind using the toilet at your desk as youll need to keep an eye on your toon whilst macroing. In the worst case scenario,some 12 year old punk with kiss makeup on comes along whilst youre off "giving birth to an otter" and horizontal strikes his way through your corpse and loots your crap stuff.

    Always,always,always keep up to 3 pairs of socks and a large plastic bottle/bucket combo close at hand so theres never any need to have your monitor out of your field of vision.keep it up and who knows,maybe one day Blizzard will hire you as a lead dev.

     

    protip:

    Always make sure youve macro'ed your crafting enough to ensure a large collect of materials.A good idea would be to get a good bot program up and running (dont worry,theyll be along soon) to collect the stuff for you whilst you read a book,play wii sports,whatever.

    This way once you die to some n00b and he loots your stuff,you can then jog off to the bank and re-equip yourself from the 500 helmets,leggings,chest pieces and shoulder pads your bot will have happily built for you,and no doubt youll have stockpiled. Everyone else will have the exact same stockpile in their bank,so in times of desperation simply spam WTB in chat (use a macroing program to do this) to purchase some new stuff.

    So when that nub loots your stuff you can happily appear 2 minutes later and say "lol",and then get back to macroing whilst you undertake some wii bowling.

  • GorillaGorilla Member UncommonPosts: 2,235

      protip 11 - remember it is best to macro in an enemy or deep red camp. Raising defensive skills is tough unless kindly players beat on you for macroing!

  • jimsmith08jimsmith08 Member Posts: 1,039
    Originally posted by Gorilla


      protip 11 - remember it is best to macro in an enemy or deep red camp. Raising defensive skills is tough unless kindly players beat on you for macroing!



     

    Simply find a leafblade equipped friend and vanish off into a quiet corner for some macro swing fun! boost your defensive skill the easy way. Make sure to have your own macro set to heal self and pots just incase you are unlucky enough to die.

    Im afraid youre going to get eaten alive with such a lack of professionalism,Gorilla.

  • RespitRespit Member Posts: 770

    Make sure you learn the Double Flying Elbows!

     

    Without this skill, you will surely die.

    DarkFall FAQ - Read then Question with Boldness

  • GorillaGorilla Member UncommonPosts: 2,235
    Originally posted by jimsmith08

    Originally posted by Gorilla


      protip 11 - remember it is best to macro in an enemy or deep red camp. Raising defensive skills is tough unless kindly players beat on you for macroing!



     

    Simply find a leafblade equipped friend and vanish off into a quiet corner for some macro swing fun! boost your defensive skill the easy way. Make sure to have your own macro set to heal self and pots just incase you are unlucky enough to die.

    Im afraid youre going to get eaten alive with such a lack of professionalism,Gorilla.

     

    I prefer my way as it does not rely on a friends macros being up to snuff.  You will die many times whilst macroing that is also the quick way to get your mana back newb!! and I am certainly not going to multibox this &^^%$££@ (though no doubt some will).

  • gringemoregringemore Member Posts: 182
    Originally posted by XImpalerX


       Pro tip: Camp respawn points next to town and gank everyone who respawns, loot them, and then run into town and put all their gear into your bank. Repeat.



     

    loot what? if they just respawned theyll have nothing.

  • BodeusBodeus Member Posts: 516

    protip 12
    moving in straight lines = death
    learn to circle strafe, jump and zigzag at all times
    tip 13
    learn the fine art of ducking behind someone else. Use others for cover thats what they are there for.

  • ParkCarsHereParkCarsHere Member Posts: 666
    Originally posted by erkinbaba


    Here is some tips for you;
    Wait for release, let people play for a month.
    Check "altavista / lycos" search engines about the latest tips
    Check forumfall everyday. Search for words "was" "that" "intended ?"
    Ask this to your friend while looking directly into his/her eyes who played after a month : Is it Ok ? And continue to look his/her eyes !   ( you'll know what I mean )
    Be naked always
    Have fun...
    PS: Feel free to add more tips

     

    So... do I have to be naked when I'm asking my friend if Darkfall is good after a month?

    I'm not saying I'm unwilling... I just think it could get weird. How lenient is "having fun in Darkfall" on skipping some of these steps? 

  • RaztorRaztor Member Posts: 670
    Originally posted by erkinbaba
     
    Check "altavista / lycos" search engines about the latest tips

    lol well played sir

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