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darkfall server runs on tears

tehlokeytehlokey Member Posts: 66

It is true.  Apparently the server is fueled by human tears- who knew?  I guess all you guys have to keep doing is crying about everything and eventually they will come back up.

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  • HengeKhanHengeKhan Member Posts: 35

  • rideyarideya Member Posts: 39

    Maybe it's the fact that I'm slightly drunk, or the fact that it's late, or both.

     

    But reading the title and the original post made me lol all over the place. Now my nose burns with the sting of alcohol.

  • vmopedvmoped Member Posts: 1,708

     

    MMO Vet since AOL Neverwinter Nights circa 1992. My MMO beat up your MMO. =S

  • poppetspoppets Member Posts: 93

    LOL fanboy tears?

  • ComanComan Member UncommonPosts: 2,178

    How would my tear reach the servers? You logic makes no sence at all.

  • tehlokeytehlokey Member Posts: 66

    Obviously you upload them through the internet via QQ.

     

  • JeroKaneJeroKane Member EpicPosts: 7,098
    Originally posted by Coman


    How would my tear reach the servers? You logic makes no sence at all.

     

    The same logic you guys used by saying half the GFX settings were turned off in Beta.

  • LazzerusLazzerus Member Posts: 99
    Originally posted by poppets


    LOL fanboy tears?

     

    Fanboy tears would have a high concentration of oil and grease.... OP may be onto somthing here.

    My opinion matters to everyone...

  • sulksulk Member Posts: 16
    Originally posted by tehlokey


    It is true.  Apparently the server is fueled by human tears- who knew?  I guess all you guys have to keep doing is crying about everything and eventually they will come back up.

    I personally belive that you sir deserve a nobel peace price for unraveling this mystery im sure scooby doo and the gang would be in tears and completly awe inspired by your meticulous detective skills

     

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  • tehlokeytehlokey Member Posts: 66
    Originally posted by Guillermo197

    Originally posted by Coman


    How would my tear reach the servers? You logic makes no sence at all.

     

    The same logic you guys used by saying half the GFX settings were turned off in Beta.

     

    IMO in the 30 minutes of playtime I have had the graphics look pretty killer on my machine.  Running pretty much everything maxed with no shadows (using 6800ultra doesn't like it)

    3.2 amd x2, 2gigs of ram, cheap mobo

  • rideyarideya Member Posts: 39
    Originally posted by Coman


    How would my tear reach the servers? You logic makes no sence at all.

     

    Have you not heard? Aventurine's breakthrough technology has the capability of sensing every tear formed within its 1,000,000,000 astronomical mile radius. It then sends out a microwave beam which dissapates the tear before it evaporates off your skin, where it is instantly transported into a giant vat sitting next to Tasos' office desk. He periodically drinks/bathes in it's contents, before excreting and vomiting it all up onto the human-waste sucking servers. That fuel alone should have powered up the servers by now.

     

    So I am thinking Tasos is hogging all the fuel to himself

     

     

  • JeroKaneJeroKane Member EpicPosts: 7,098
    Originally posted by tehlokey

    Originally posted by Guillermo197

    Originally posted by Coman


    How would my tear reach the servers? You logic makes no sence at all.

     

    The same logic you guys used by saying half the GFX settings were turned off in Beta.

     

    IMO in the 30 minutes of playtime I have had the graphics look pretty killer on my machine.  Running pretty much everything maxed with no shadows (using 6800ultra doesn't like it)

    3.2 amd x2, 2gigs of ram, cheap mobo

    Well show us screenshots then about how stellar the graphics now suddenly are compaired to the beta screens.

    I know already you won't as there is no difference.

  • tehlokeytehlokey Member Posts: 66
    Originally posted by rideya

    Originally posted by Coman


    How would my tear reach the servers? You logic makes no sence at all.

     

    Have you not heard? Aventurine's breakthrough technology has the capability of sensing every tear formed within its 1,000,000,000 astronomical mile radius. It then sends out a microwave beam which dissapates the tear before it evaporates off your skin, where it is instantly transported into a giant vat sitting next to Tasos' office desk. He periodically drinks/bathes in it's contents, before excreting and vomiting it all up onto the human-waste sucking servers. That fuel alone should have powered up the servers by now.

     

    So I am thinking Tasos is hogging all the fuel to himself

     

     

    Idiot, that was beta.

  • tehlokeytehlokey Member Posts: 66
    Originally posted by Guillermo197

    Originally posted by tehlokey

    Originally posted by Guillermo197

    Originally posted by Coman


    How would my tear reach the servers? You logic makes no sence at all.

     

    The same logic you guys used by saying half the GFX settings were turned off in Beta.

     

    IMO in the 30 minutes of playtime I have had the graphics look pretty killer on my machine.  Running pretty much everything maxed with no shadows (using 6800ultra doesn't like it)

    3.2 amd x2, 2gigs of ram, cheap mobo

    Well show us screenshots then about how stellar the graphics now suddenly are compaired to the beta screens.

    I know already you won't as there is no difference.

    Fuck you, I will. I don't give a fuck mother fucker.  IMO it doesn't look any different from the Darkfall Online HD trailer.  I have seen trailers of Mount and Blade and Pirate, Vikings, and Knights where people called it darkfall. Search for Darkfall Online HD trailer, it looks just like that.

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