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The Unofficial Darkfall Excuse thread!!

Random_mageRandom_mage Member UncommonPosts: 1,093

- Just an indie company, that's why there are so many problems

-this last patch just fixed the issues that other people were having, but caused more issues for you.  Opps..

-Customers have been entering their billing information wrong, that's why everything is messed up

-Too many people are trying to log in

-The team is small, and they didn't expect this demand

-It's their first game!

-Software/hardware/user compatability problems

-This is what they mean by hardcore

-Even WoW had problems on release!

-The Beta testers didn't test any of these issues

-Too many pre-orders trying to go through

-Greece Regulates our ability to do business, well.

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Comments

  • tombear81tombear81 Member Posts: 810

    I'll add :

    The servers / network infastructure are experiecing  a DOS attack

    Its in debug mode

  • shyguy101shyguy101 Member Posts: 37

    -Otters have killed a few of the employees so they are going a little slower than usual.

  • mjones1052mjones1052 Member Posts: 221

    ooo yea the debug mode one is classic.  If by debug you mean nothing is created/implemented, then yea, right on point

    also shuold add

    -you newbs just got RR'd and we haz joo moniez

    image

  • HarabeckHarabeck Member Posts: 616

    -The game is fine what are you people talking about?

  • HellmoobHellmoob Member Posts: 96

    -Everyone is a lying troll, game is fine, go back to WoW.

    19/02/2009 @11pm - "Your Darkfall preorder was successful!"
    26/02/2009 @11pm - "During the preorder of Darkfall, your credit card transacton failed."

    Ahh, classic Tasos!

  • jimsmith08jimsmith08 Member Posts: 1,039

    -The dog ate Tasos' homework

     

  • KullisionKullision Member Posts: 30

    -Zues is pissed tasos didnt put him in the game

    play:LoTRO status: dragging
    tried: WAR, FFiX, WoW, Guildwars, Silkroad, Vanguard, AoC, Sword of the New World

  • MaughannMaughann Member Posts: 139

     -Sorry...no speekee English!!

    -The server is busy.  Please try again later.

  • //\//\oo//\//\oo Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 2,767

    - It's because the game uses Java! 

     

    This is a sequence of characters intended to produce some profound mental effect, but it has failed.

  • jimsmith08jimsmith08 Member Posts: 1,039

    -there sjust a few porblems croppe dup everythign else is working reallyw ell.

  • HazmalHazmal Member CommonPosts: 1,013

    -It is a sandbox, you're mind cannot handle non-linear themepark games.  It is feature complete, everything made it in!!!!!

    ------------------
    Originally posted by javac

    well i'm 35 and have a PhD in science, and then 10 years experience in bioinformatics... you?
    http://www.mmorpg.com/discussion2.cfm/thread/218865/page/8

  • xaldraxiusxaldraxius Member Posts: 1,249

    - Give it a few days/weeks/months and they'll work out all the bugs.

    - All MMO's have terrible launches.

    - Gameplay > Graphics/animations... even when said gameplay is broken.

  • MaughannMaughann Member Posts: 139

     -This game isn't for you...

  • egotripegotrip Member Posts: 875

    -It wasn't us, it was the one armed man he did it............

    Iiii-iiiiiit's.... me!!! *Hooray*

  • ougaritougarit Member Posts: 317

    - all mmorpgs have big pbs at start (wrong : only big failures like aoc/vg/dfo, played and BT polished games as lotro)

    - we shut down the forums because we can 't work on game and communicate( /whatever it's ridiculous and a non sense)

    - tasos sleeps 3H a day

    - we have pbs because of the game"s success ( )

    - too many subscribers

     

    But imo the BEST ONE REMAINS

    TADAAAAA





    - this game is not for you (sure it's for idiots)

  • ZoulzZoulz Member Posts: 477
    Originally posted by Maughann


    -The server is busy.  Please try again later.

     

    That one made my day.

  • konstapel2kkonstapel2k Member Posts: 9

    - it's not a bug .. it's a feature !!!!

    - April Fool in February !!!!!! 

  • RoYkORoYkO Member Posts: 67

    I cant believe nobody added

     

    -  Severe Lack of communication

  • ZoulzZoulz Member Posts: 477

    - The UI is not poorly implemented. It's mean't to be difficult to use.

  • jonyakjonyak Member Posts: 320

    -Its the fanboys fault that we all have to come here and troll the boards incessantly liek we are on some religious crusade.

  • MordridMordrid Member Posts: 237

    - The system works properly, it is just beyond your intelligence to grasp the greatness of Taso

  • miagisanmiagisan Member Posts: 5,156

    - the billing is not our fault, it was the customer's fault for not inputting their info correctly

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  • Random_mageRandom_mage Member UncommonPosts: 1,093
    Originally posted by jimsmith08


    -there sjust a few porblems croppe dup everythign else is working reallyw ell.



     

    Does no one else find this funny?

    -The Servers are in europe. 

    -They built their own engine.

    -What? You need someone to hold your hand, pussy?? 

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  • Spaceweed10Spaceweed10 Member Posts: 625
    Originally posted by Random_mage


    - Just an indie company, that's why there are so many problems
    -this last patch just fixed the issues that other people were having, but caused more issues for you.  Opps..
    -Customers have been entering their billing information wrong, that's why everything is messed up
    -Too many people are trying to log in
    -The team is small, and they didn't expect this demand
    -It's their first game!
    -Software/hardware/user compatability problems
    -This is what they mean by hardcore
    -Even WoW had problems on release!
    -The Beta testers didn't test any of these issues
    -Too many pre-orders trying to go through
    -Greece Regulates our ability to do business, well.

     

    It seems fairly obvious to me.  Has anyone checked on the mouse?

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