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I AM TROLL

xiirotxiirot Fallen Earth CorrespondentMember Posts: 328

"I AM an authority of opinion, whether its my own or someone else'.

I AM a master of digging up mundane facts that enhance my opinion.

I AM capable of twisting the definitions of words to enhance my opinion.

I AM driven towards harrassing innocent people who wish to play the game they like.

I AM obligated to destroy the opinions of others when their opinion contradicts my own.

I AM cold-hearted and feel no guilt when I crush the hopes and dreams of something great.

I AM a machine that is bent on the tireless journey of raising my self-esteem by dragging others down with me.

I AM a tool used and abused by my own depressing actions.

I AM a tool!

I AM TROLL!"

- The troll credo.

"Good people are good because they've come to wisdom through failure. We get very little wisdom from success, you know." William Saroyan

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  • miagisanmiagisan Member Posts: 5,156
    Originally posted by xiirot


    "I AM an authority of opinion, whether its my own or someone else'.
    I AM a master of digging up mundane facts that enhance my opinion.
    I AM capable of twisting the definitions of words to enhance my opinion.
    I AM driven towards harrassing innocent people who wish to play the game they like.
    I AM obligated to destroy the opinions of others when their opinion contradicts my own.
    I AM cold-hearted and feel no guilt when I crush the hopes and dreams of something great.
    I AM a machine that is bent on the tireless journey of raising my self-esteem by dragging others down with me.
    I AM a tool used and abused by my own depressing actions.
    I AM a tool!
    I AM TROLL!"
    - The troll credo.

     

    you know, you replace troll with fanbois, and it still works!

    it should be renamed toll/fanbois credo

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  • miagisanmiagisan Member Posts: 5,156

    "I AM an authority of opinion, whether its my own or someone else'.

    I AM a master of digging up mundane facts that enhance my opinion.

    I AM capable of twisting the definitions of words to enhance my opinion.

    I AM driven towards harrassing innocent people who wish to play the game they like.

    I AM obligated to destroy the opinions of others when their opinion contradicts my own.

    I AM cold-hearted and feel no guilt when I crush the hopes and dreams of something great.

    I AM a machine that is bent on the tireless journey of raising my self-esteem by dragging others down with me.

    I AM a tool used and abused by my own depressing actions.

    I AM a tool!

    I AM FANBOIS!"

    - The fanbois credo.

     

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  • KvatchKvatch Member Posts: 44
    Originally posted by miagisan

    Originally posted by xiirot


    "I AM an authority of opinion, whether its my own or someone else'.
    I AM a master of digging up mundane facts that enhance my opinion.
    I AM capable of twisting the definitions of words to enhance my opinion.
    I AM driven towards harrassing innocent people who wish to play the game they like.
    I AM obligated to destroy the opinions of others when their opinion contradicts my own.
    I AM cold-hearted and feel no guilt when I crush the hopes and dreams of something great.
    I AM a machine that is bent on the tireless journey of raising my self-esteem by dragging others down with me.
    I AM a tool used and abused by my own depressing actions.
    I AM a tool!
    I AM TROLL!"
    - The troll credo.

     

    you know, you replace troll with fanbois, and it still works!

    it should be renamed toll/fanbois credo



     

    Xiirot 1    miagisan 0

  • xiirotxiirot Fallen Earth CorrespondentMember Posts: 328
    Originally posted by miagisan

    Originally posted by xiirot


    "I AM an authority of opinion, whether its my own or someone else'.
    I AM a master of digging up mundane facts that enhance my opinion.
    I AM capable of twisting the definitions of words to enhance my opinion.
    I AM driven towards harrassing innocent people who wish to play the game they like.
    I AM obligated to destroy the opinions of others when their opinion contradicts my own.
    I AM cold-hearted and feel no guilt when I crush the hopes and dreams of something great.
    I AM a machine that is bent on the tireless journey of raising my self-esteem by dragging others down with me.
    I AM a tool used and abused by my own depressing actions.
    I AM a tool!
    I AM TROLL!"
    - The troll credo.

     

    you know, you replace troll with fanbois, and it still works!

    it should be renamed toll/fanbois credo

     

    touche

    "Good people are good because they've come to wisdom through failure. We get very little wisdom from success, you know." William Saroyan

  • miagisanmiagisan Member Posts: 5,156
    Originally posted by Kvatch

    Originally posted by miagisan

    Originally posted by xiirot


    "I AM an authority of opinion, whether its my own or someone else'.
    I AM a master of digging up mundane facts that enhance my opinion.
    I AM capable of twisting the definitions of words to enhance my opinion.
    I AM driven towards harrassing innocent people who wish to play the game they like.
    I AM obligated to destroy the opinions of others when their opinion contradicts my own.
    I AM cold-hearted and feel no guilt when I crush the hopes and dreams of something great.
    I AM a machine that is bent on the tireless journey of raising my self-esteem by dragging others down with me.
    I AM a tool used and abused by my own depressing actions.
    I AM a tool!
    I AM TROLL!"
    - The troll credo.

     

    you know, you replace troll with fanbois, and it still works!

    it should be renamed toll/fanbois credo



     

    Xiirot 1    miagisan 0

     

    lol.....ok there ....

    /pat on head

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  • GishgeronGishgeron Member Posts: 1,287
    Originally posted by xiirot


    "I AM an authority of opinion, whether its my own or someone else'.
    I AM a master of digging up mundane facts that enhance my opinion.
    I AM capable of twisting the definitions of words to enhance my opinion.
    I AM driven towards harrassing innocent people who wish to provide an alternate view.
    I AM obligated to destroy the opinions of others when their opinion contradicts my own.
    I AM cold-hearted and feel no guilt when I rape logic and truth to fulfill my agenda.
    I AM a machine that is bent on the tireless journey of raising my self-esteem by forcing my zeal on others.
    I AM a tool used and abused by game companies for free PR.
    I AM a tool!
    I AM FANBOY!"
    - The FANBOY credo.

     

     

      Sorry, I had to do it.  I couldn't stop myself...my fingers just kept a-clickin'.  Please forgive me.

     

     

    EDIT:

      Mia beat me to it.  CURSE YOU MIAGASAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

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  • MackerniMackerni Member Posts: 230

     Will someone please close this thread? This person obviously has nothing better to do in his life but to make pointless threads.

  • miagisanmiagisan Member Posts: 5,156
    Originally posted by Mackerni


     Will someone please close this thread? This person obviously has nothing better to do in his life but to make pointless threads.

     

    ... and pad my post count

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  • xiirotxiirot Fallen Earth CorrespondentMember Posts: 328

    It is true, the terms "troll" and "fanboy" are virtually synonymous.  I have never been labeled a "fanboy" until I just posted this thread.  Perhaps we all need to take a step back and observe our actions?

    "Good people are good because they've come to wisdom through failure. We get very little wisdom from success, you know." William Saroyan

  • GishgeronGishgeron Member Posts: 1,287
    Originally posted by xiirot


    It is true, the terms "troll" and "fanboy" are virtually synonymous.  I have never been labeled a "fanboy" until I just posted this thread.  Perhaps we all need to take a step back and observe our actions?

     

      Oh, I've already done that twice.

     

      Here is what I observed.

     

      I took YOUR funny, changed it up a little, and made it MY funny.

     

      That makes me the Puff Daddy of your thread, beotch!  Now lets all get some bling and roll.

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  • KvatchKvatch Member Posts: 44
    Originally posted by miagisan

    Originally posted by Kvatch

    Originally posted by miagisan

    Originally posted by xiirot


    "I AM an authority of opinion, whether its my own or someone else'.
    I AM a master of digging up mundane facts that enhance my opinion.
    I AM capable of twisting the definitions of words to enhance my opinion.
    I AM driven towards harrassing innocent people who wish to play the game they like.
    I AM obligated to destroy the opinions of others when their opinion contradicts my own.
    I AM cold-hearted and feel no guilt when I crush the hopes and dreams of something great.
    I AM a machine that is bent on the tireless journey of raising my self-esteem by dragging others down with me.
    I AM a tool used and abused by my own depressing actions.
    I AM a tool!
    I AM TROLL!"
    - The troll credo.

     

    you know, you replace troll with fanbois, and it still works!

    it should be renamed toll/fanbois credo



     

    Xiirot 1    miagisan 0

     

    lol.....ok there ....

    /pat on head

    dont touch me there  I don't go that way.

     

  • xiirotxiirot Fallen Earth CorrespondentMember Posts: 328
    Originally posted by Gishgeron

    Originally posted by xiirot


    It is true, the terms "troll" and "fanboy" are virtually synonymous.  I have never been labeled a "fanboy" until I just posted this thread.  Perhaps we all need to take a step back and observe our actions?

     

      Oh, I've already done that twice.

     

      Here is what I observed.

     

      I took YOUR funny, changed it up a little, and made it MY funny.

     

      That makes me the Puff Daddy of your thread, beotch!  Now lets all get some bling and roll.

     

    My "funny" was a declaration of the common actions of trolls.  All you did was replace a couple of words with your opinion of fanboys.  I commend you on your stunning creativity, Puff Daddy.  You've made some good music, but I think it's trash

    "Good people are good because they've come to wisdom through failure. We get very little wisdom from success, you know." William Saroyan

  • miagisanmiagisan Member Posts: 5,156
    Originally posted by Kvatch

    Originally posted by miagisan

    Originally posted by Kvatch

    Originally posted by miagisan

    Originally posted by xiirot


    "I AM an authority of opinion, whether its my own or someone else'.
    I AM a master of digging up mundane facts that enhance my opinion.
    I AM capable of twisting the definitions of words to enhance my opinion.
    I AM driven towards harrassing innocent people who wish to play the game they like.
    I AM obligated to destroy the opinions of others when their opinion contradicts my own.
    I AM cold-hearted and feel no guilt when I crush the hopes and dreams of something great.
    I AM a machine that is bent on the tireless journey of raising my self-esteem by dragging others down with me.
    I AM a tool used and abused by my own depressing actions.
    I AM a tool!
    I AM TROLL!"
    - The troll credo.

     

    you know, you replace troll with fanbois, and it still works!

    it should be renamed toll/fanbois credo



     

    Xiirot 1    miagisan 0

     

    lol.....ok there ....

    /pat on head

    dont touch me there  I don't go that way.

     

    you can always tell who came from the official darkfall forums.....

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  • KvatchKvatch Member Posts: 44
    Originally posted by miagisan

    Originally posted by Kvatch

    Originally posted by miagisan

    Originally posted by Kvatch

    Originally posted by miagisan

    Originally posted by xiirot


    "I AM an authority of opinion, whether its my own or someone else'.
    I AM a master of digging up mundane facts that enhance my opinion.
    I AM capable of twisting the definitions of words to enhance my opinion.
    I AM driven towards harrassing innocent people who wish to play the game they like.
    I AM obligated to destroy the opinions of others when their opinion contradicts my own.
    I AM cold-hearted and feel no guilt when I crush the hopes and dreams of something great.
    I AM a machine that is bent on the tireless journey of raising my self-esteem by dragging others down with me.
    I AM a tool used and abused by my own depressing actions.
    I AM a tool!
    I AM TROLL!"
    - The troll credo.

     

    you know, you replace troll with fanbois, and it still works!

    it should be renamed toll/fanbois credo



     

    Xiirot 1    miagisan 0

     

    lol.....ok there ....

    /pat on head

    dont touch me there  I don't go that way.

     

    you can always tell who came from the official darkfall forums.....



     

    there ya go again with the sexual inuendos , if you dont stop it .I'll have to file charges of sexual harassment.

  • altairzqaltairzq Member Posts: 3,811

    It works so much better with fanbois than with trolls. Thank you OP.

  • GyrusGyrus Member UncommonPosts: 2,413
    Originally posted by Mackerni


     Will someone please close this thread? This person obviously has nothing better to do in his life but to make pointless threads.

    Yeah well waiting for Aventurine to release more copies leaves you with a lot of free time...

    Nothing says irony like spelling ideot wrong.

  • XantheousXantheous Member Posts: 121

    /yawn

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  • GishgeronGishgeron Member Posts: 1,287
    Originally posted by xiirot

    Originally posted by Gishgeron

    Originally posted by xiirot


    It is true, the terms "troll" and "fanboy" are virtually synonymous.  I have never been labeled a "fanboy" until I just posted this thread.  Perhaps we all need to take a step back and observe our actions?

     

      Oh, I've already done that twice.

     

      Here is what I observed.

     

      I took YOUR funny, changed it up a little, and made it MY funny.

     

      That makes me the Puff Daddy of your thread, beotch!  Now lets all get some bling and roll.

     

    My "funny" was a declaration of the common actions of trolls.  All you did was replace a couple of words with your opinion of fanboys.  I commend you on your stunning creativity, Puff Daddy.  You've made some good music, but I think it's trash

     

      Well, I wouldn't call it creative.  I mean, P. Diddy ain't exactly creative.  He also wouldn't care that his music was trash..since he didn't put all that much effort into it.  All he'd care about was the womenz and champagne.

      Thus, so too shall I.

      I seriously still feel very lighthearted about this thread.  It was clever, and easily something the whole of this community can partake of and laugh about.  Except for the one guy....who was all like...serious, and stuff.  I dunno what was up with him.  I think he had the poops.

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  • pb1285npb1285n Member Posts: 505
    Originally posted by altairzq


    It works so much better with fanbois than with trolls. Thank you OP.



     

    Not really, you'd have to take out "crush hopes and dreams" since that is really exclusive to a troll. Unless your hopes and dreams are for a game to fail.

  • miagisanmiagisan Member Posts: 5,156
    Originally posted by pb1285n

    Originally posted by altairzq


    It works so much better with fanbois than with trolls. Thank you OP.



     

    Not really, you'd have to take out "crush hopes and dreams" since that is really exclusive to a troll. Unless your hopes and dreams are for a game to fail.

    unless they spam other games forums like fanbois tend to do.......

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  • tombear81tombear81 Member Posts: 810
    Originally posted by xiirot


     
    I AM cold-hearted and feel no guilt when I crush the hopes and dreams of something great.
     

     

    Hey i don't disagree with this point. Seriously not with DF and its "lovely" developers.

  • DraklonDraklon Member UncommonPosts: 218
    Originally posted by Kvatch

    Originally posted by miagisan


    lol.....ok there ....
    /pat on head

    dont touch me there  I don't go that way.

     



     

    Forum cyber? 

  • altairzqaltairzq Member Posts: 3,811
    Originally posted by pb1285n

    Originally posted by altairzq


    It works so much better with fanbois than with trolls. Thank you OP.



     

    Not really, you'd have to take out "crush hopes and dreams" since that is really exclusive to a troll. Unless your hopes and dreams are for a game to fail.

     

    No, fanbois crush the hopes and dreams for a quality game.

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