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Darkfall has no chance. S.A.T.SE.D.O is about to be released!
I am making a new mmorpg right now that will relief all of us from these poor amateur idiots (who try to change the current status of mmorpgs and steal our money) since we really know for example how bad FULL LOOT PVP is.
FULL LOOT PVP is a interaction state that takes place when you kill someone and pee on his grave after. But alas! These foul devs forgot that girls are not that succesful at targeting! So S.A.T.SE.D.O (Snow White And The Seven Dwarfes Online) will be a girls based mmorpg.
Girls (Forum Queens of any sex [males get bonus]) will be snow whites with big boobs (this feature needs purchase from item shop) and boys horny (needs purchase too) Dwarfes who will save snow whites from many instanced bad places.
PVP will be viable only when the moon is 1/4, in specific (Instanced) areas and only when you receive a system message that your opponent is at least 10 levels below you (thus easy to be killed).
Darkfall has no chance against this masterpiece that i have created using the .SEX framework of Picosoft. We all know that Darkfall is about to shut down in a few days so i recommend to all of you just cancel any kind of transactions you have made, since you are actually paying for an mmo that has no features at all.
Do not support Aventurine! Just take a look at Satsedo's features and decide for yourselves:
No crafting!
Who needs these carebear idiots trying to form an economy based mmorpg? Crafters are just players who are afraid to fight and think that making stuff is a kind of accomplishment! In their dreams my future customers.
Copy Loot!
when you kill someone you gain E-peen points! You will also get a copy of all of his items while the ganked pathetic newbie may still have everything on him intact like PVP never Happened (only if he has purchased the Keep Me Virgin [KMV] shop item).
Only Instanced places!
No seamless crap! Nobody ever is going to take your loot! Nobody will ever insult you or kill you since SATSEDO's Dynamic Avoidance Harassment System (DAHS) will take care of anyone trying to be better than you (when you purchase DAHS from our advanced item shop of course)! You will always be yourself in Satsedo!
Only Quests No exploration!
For God's sake who ever thought that pressing these damned WASD keys and running around for hours is fun? Quests for everyone from start to End Game. You don't even have to move! You will not even have to group with other idiots! Satsedo's advanced AI system will take care of everything no matter how special and unique you are.
Forum Points!
The more you post the more you get! Imagine a game Like Satsedo who will allow you to turn
thread replies into Shop cash?!?!
Just 2 Classes!
And no skill based crap! Who needs patches nerfing and giving advantage to healers for example? Who needs skills anyway? You can purchace your own custom designed abilities like Instant Gank, Ban Idiot, Dream loot and many more!
These and any more features are about to make you forget about full interaction old school games who have winners and losers. Just think how nice it will be beeing the best of the best!
And last but not least Satsedo's cheap system requirements:
Quantum CPU at 800 terrahertz.
Pindows 2024 enterprise (service pack 8).
900 terrabytes of free solid state disk space.
NVIDIA Only (hey i got cash from them) with 60 gigabytes of ram.
Directx 24 or OpenGL 11.
No internet connection required!
Thank you all and see you in Satsedo! The only place that you are able to make my (ferrari) dreams come true!
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And then Santa came !
When can i preorder?
Count me in I want a copy. Sounds better than these fucking Noobs are doing
I'll only sign up if if your promise :
There is more win in this thread than we deserve.
Finally!
Waiting for Fallen Earth, World of Darkness, Old Republic, FFXIV
No internet connection required
Will be hard to get those forum replies to use in the cash shop then.
Meanwhile, waiting for Satsedo, I'll just play some more progress quest! (google it, it's an innovative game that requires no user interaction whatsoever).
Nemo Me Impune Lacessit "No One Provokes Me With Impunity
Me? I just wanted my 1300th post.
*nothing to see here*
CAN I BE SNOW WHITE?
If you cant, then its not a true sandbox!!11!
EPIC POST, please stick
It is hard to tell if a man is telling the truth when you know you would lie if you were in his place
in on possibly epic thread
this gave me the lulz.
stickie plz
Nice one,
this should be sticked.
System req"
Quantum CPU at 800 terrahertz.
Pindows 2024 enterprise (service pack 8).
900 terrabytes of free solid state disk space.
NVIDIA Only (hey i got cash from them) with 60 gigabytes of ram.
Directx 24 or OpenGL 11.
No internet connection required!
Directx 24 is vista only,Damn im still with dx9 with windows XP.
Basically clicking away text windows ruins every MMO, try to have fun instead of rushing things. Without story and lore all there is left is a bunch of mechanics.
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<bubble bubble!> Dude..I-I want to ..uh..*cough!* be Dopey smurf man!. Wait..I mean..uh y'know the dwarf dude who smokes dope..dopey! Yeah! *cough cough*
Snow White man...
Word.
Basically clicking away text windows ruins every MMO, try to have fun instead of rushing things. Without story and lore all there is left is a bunch of mechanics.
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Cool i'll be Little Red Riding Hood and you know what? Her cape is red for a reason
Now, who's afraid of the big bad wolf !?!?!?!!
Iiii-iiiiiit's.... me!!! *Hooray*
OP is full of win
Also, the op forgot to play the indie card which is like a get-out-of-jail card these days...
"It is my opinion, that my opinions are always right"
S A T S E D O - Find out what it means to me!
Will this be a limited release? If so,can I please pay you for the chance to beta test it? You dont even have to let me in game,just take my money,please!
ROFL: Checkmate.
Ewww ....
Oh you ment arrived
"It is my opinion, that my opinions are always right"
Ewww ....
Oh you ment arrived
*Bow-chika-chika-wow-wow!*
No, i'm terribly sorry, but you cant.According to your avatar you are negroid and thus, you can't be Snow White, because in this game discrimination is heavily supported due to missing negroids and mongoloid races in the Lore.