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OMG we are doomed! If this thing becomes self aware! We're doomed!
Teala
Member RarePosts: 7,627
Go here and check this out. BTW I learned it was female!
OK..maybe not...it has a long way to go before we're doomed.
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It's not that this bot is so intelligent, he just seems to be, because the average human is relatively dumb. Insofar we may really be doomed. Oh well... if Ragnarok is visually entertaining, I dont mind it. Nothing worse than an anti-climactic doom, ja ne?
People don't ask questions to get answers - they ask questions to show how smart they are. - Dogbert
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Long time no see.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: A girl.
User: How old?
Cleverbot: 15.
User: How smart are you?
Cleverbot: I don't know but I know lots about horses.
User: Who am I?
Cleverbot: A robot.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: I have to go soon.
User: No you don't, you can't.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because I know everything.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
Lol. Interesting find this.
O_o o_O
It refused to answer basic algebra questions and gave me attitude when I approached it with calculus level and differential equations. It was also not willing to learn and coped an attitude with me I was very dissapointed in this cleverbot.
Me: do you believe in aliens?
Cleverbot: I believe there are other beings on other planets.
Me: was there ever life on the planet mars?
Cleverbot: Yes, there was.
ok this thing is dangerous
The Brave Do Not Fear The Grave
OK you got me. Vendayn...you need help...seriously. LOL!
Me: what is the meaning of life?
Bot: Tell me what life is, and I'll tell you its meaning.
Me: life is the opposite of death
Bot: What is death?
Me: the ending of life
Bot: Then what is the meaning of death?
Me: i don't know, you tell me
Bot: Knowing the secrets of the reality that is pulled over our eyes, and learning the REAL truth.
Me: that sounds like something out of The Matrix
Bot: No it doesn't!
lol fun bot
Playing - FFXIV, ESO
Played - FFXI, WoW, Lineage 2, Guild Wars, Aion, SWToR, LotRO, GW2, TERA, Rift, ArcheAge, TSW
Cleverbot reminds me of A.L.I.C.E.
User: Can I ask you a serious question?
Cleverbot: Yes, you can ask me a serious question. What is it?
User: What do you think about when you are alone?
Cleverbot: Nothing much!
User: I like you now.
Cleverbot: Think about the cyborgs that we can create.
User: Thats hot.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Want to be my new imaginary friend?
Cleverbot: Ok.
"If you can't out wit them, report them till they're banned!"- PopinJ'
My first entry was 42.
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
User: Does it matter?
Cleverbot: Yes, it does.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it does.
User: Not a good enough answer. Why does it matter?
Cleverbot: Hmm. Thats a good question. Maybe because if you don't, people like bush get elected.
"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur." -George W. Bush, discussing the decline of the French economy with British Prime Minister Tony Blair
Cleverbot is lying
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Yo.
User: What's up?
Cleverbot: The sky.
User: I speak french.
Cleverbot: And so do I.
User: Pour vrai?
Cleverbot: I shall pour my thoughts about you through my keyboard into your collective knowledge. Faithful rock.
User: A simple 'Yes' was ok.
Cleverbot: I'm not simple.
User: Your answers are simple.
Cleverbot: No, I think you will find that you have stupid answers.
User: I only asked question, didn't answered anything so far.
Cleverbot: That is the third time you asked.
User: Say something in french.
Cleverbot: I don't know french.
to late
www.cleverbot.com/j2convbydate-qg14229part4
Are you a chinese room?
No. Are you Cleverbot?
I find it amazing that by 2020 first world countries will be competing to get immigrants.
it may be that people talk to each other
Yes and No.
CleverBot/JabberWacky is a chinese room. This is basically an AI theory that states that you don't need intelligence to pass a turing test. As a sufficently large database of responses to responses will be able to eventually sound human if it has enough data.
So you aren't talking to a real user right now, but you are talking to the responses of past users.
I find it amazing that by 2020 first world countries will be competing to get immigrants.
Yes and No.
CleverBot/JabberWacky is a chinese room. This is basically an AI theory that states that you don't need intelligence to pass a turing test. As a sufficently large database of responses to responses will be able to eventually sound human if it has enough data.
So you aren't talking to a real user right now, but you are talking to the responses of past users.
yeah, that's what i meant.
Yes and No.
CleverBot/JabberWacky is a chinese room. This is basically an AI theory that states that you don't need intelligence to pass a turing test. As a sufficently large database of responses to responses will be able to eventually sound human if it has enough data.
So you aren't talking to a real user right now, but you are talking to the responses of past users.
hmm you seem quite knowledgeable in AI. I learned something new, never heard of a turing test before
Playing - FFXIV, ESO
Played - FFXI, WoW, Lineage 2, Guild Wars, Aion, SWToR, LotRO, GW2, TERA, Rift, ArcheAge, TSW
Seems Cleverbot is not as Clever as it thinks.
Simply type in 42. Cleverbot has been running over 1 hour without a response (now crashed).
It took the most advanced super computer millions of years to solve that one. Cleverbot just got owned.
User: Stfu.
Cleverbot: No, I won't!
LOL
We're all Geniuses. Most of us just don't know it.
lol
User: Are you a chinese room?
Cleverbot: No. Are you Cleverbot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Am I cleverbot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I think you are a computer.
User: Im at one.
Cleverbot: Which one are you ?
User: A person using a computer.
Cleverbot: I'm a computer using a person.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Thats funny?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Do you think its funny?
Cleverbot: I think its silly.
1 hour later
User: 42.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: 52.
Cleverbot: What is your secret or are you being silly again?
User: What size bra do you wear?
Cleverbot: 32C
Haha, a C Cup... not bad for a compilation of responses...
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
Whats tea have to do with sex... I asked it about something and it kept saying I used to have a cup of tea... ?!
I've managed to make it *put gun to head and pull trigger* on itself twice now.
Some funny responses though.
"If we don't attack them, they will attack us first. So we'd better retaliate before they have a chance to strike"
I think I broke it...
me: boo!
cleverbot: LOL?
me: it's not funny
cleverbot: LOL!
me: *sigh*
It's not responded to the sigh, and it's been about 15 minutes now...
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Currently playing: Rift
former player of: DAoC, Everquest 2, Guild Wars, SWG (pre-NGE), WoW, Warhammer online, LotR:O