Thanks guys for all your advice, i decided to reroll a orc warrior, and he will be as swift as a coursing river...with all the force of a great typhoon with the strength of a raging fire, as mysterious as the dark side of northrend...
That is nothing,my WoW guild required us to all be naked in RL and oiled up before each raid or we would get kicked from the guild,it was a realy hard-core and manly guild.
I am not so worried about WoW, as I am both the OP's guild AND the OP himself. I mean, seriously, these are our leaders of tomorrow. I can hear the presidential speeches now...
To the OP, suck it up, learn your class, decide which kind of shaman you want to be yourself, and then be that. If the guild won't let you be that, just /gquit, and find one that will. Play for yourself, not other people.
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That is nothing,my WoW guild required us to all be naked in RL and oiled up before each raid or we would get kicked from the guild,it was a realy hard-core and manly guild.
At least it wasn't totally ruined. Good to see the level of some people's gullibility can persevere over anything-even being straight out told the deal.
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Thanks Sneak, made my work day go by faster. Good stuff
1. For god's sake mmo gamers, enough with the analogies. They're unnecessary and your comparisons are terrible, dissimilar, and illogical.
2. To posters feeling the need to state how f2p really isn't f2p: Players understand the concept. You aren't privy to some secret the rest are missing. You're embarrassing yourself.
3. Yes, Cpt. Obvious, we're not industry experts. Now run along and let the big people use the forums for their purpose.
OP, Your story does not justify saying WoW is lame. You should roll a horde toon and get out of the 13 year old alliance guilds. Alliance guilds run by 13 year olds is what is lame. My advice is this: Roll a horde toon, then join a guild that has adults in it. Then, be a man, and of course, "be swift as a coursing river..with all the force of a great typhoon..with the strength of a raging fire...as mysterious as the dark side of the moooooon...BE A MAN"...and have fun.
I believe the original poster was making a joke post. I didn't find it real funny but I believe that is what was being attempted. I guess I would have be younger to get it.
Dude, the game isn't lame because your guild kicked you. You might blame it on your guild, and I'd be fine. But WoW isn't lame because some dude who pays them booted you.
Not so much for the OP; but more for the responses of the people who really need to raise their awareness of the trolling behaviours of the interwebz and learn to recognise a joke post.
I should also add that in my raiding guild, we all had to bare our left nipples to the webcam in order to gain access to Ventrilo; the guild master had a nipple database on a laptop and performed visual confirmations to ensure that we were not infiltrated by unindoctrinated nubcaaaakes.
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I enjoyed reading that, and it has alot of truth in it
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You sound like a big noob to me, and your leader sounds like a bigger noob for recruiting you in the first place.
Ehrm, the leader doesn't really have to be the guy recruiting him. Also some of the best guild members I had started out as noobs and was quickly tutored into competent people. And the leader fired him after he made a misstake, that doesn't sound like a noob to me.
The OP is a noob but remember that everyone has been a noob once and everyone needs a different time to get good. Tutoring and helping out new guild members helps a lot.
My guild leader was like lets get down to buisness...tonight..we raid ulduar..then I was but i dont think Im ready...he was like shut up you noob...you`re the saddest nub..I have ever met..but you can bet before were through...I will make a man out of your shaman, I was like but I am already a man then he was like DIE... Then he made me go to our shaman class leader for more training...he was like set your skill rotation to increase your DPS..i was like hey i think i got it...oooh look out a...mobbbb..then my guild leader said your a spineless pale pathetic noob..and you havent got a clue..some how ill make a man out of your shamannnnn... I was like Omg this is worse then death..i hope this guild doesnt screw me out of loot..then he was like whats wrong nub out of mana? I was like i cant believe these virgins....the guild told me I better watch just what i say... The entire guild was then like your lightening bolt spell haste must be swift as a coursing river..with all the spell power of a great typhoon...with all the spell hit of a raging fire..mysterious as the dark side of the moooon... The guild leader was like time is racing forward...until we.... raidddd...so shut the hell up shaman and keep on training so you might survive...I was like am i ready yet? He was like no noob no your not...I was like how bout now..he was like NO GOD DAMN IT YOU NOOOB.... Then as I was training they were like you must be a man you are...You must be swift as a coursing river..with all the force of a great typhoon..with the strength of a raging fire...as mysterious as the dark side of the moooooon...BE A MAN... Then as they took me to ulduar I was like I must be swift as a coursing river...be a man...with all the force of a great typhoon... .. be a man...with the strength of a raging fire...mysterious as the dark side of the moooon Thats when I accidentally agroed the Flame Leviathan and wiped the raid by mistake and was /gkicked. Is that fair?
Sounds fair to me. Sounds like you where lucky to even get accepted into a guild.
You sound like a big noob to me, and your leader sounds like a bigger noob for recruiting you in the first place.
Ehrm, the leader doesn't really have to be the guy recruiting him. Also some of the best guild members I had started out as noobs and was quickly tutored into competent people. And the leader fired him after he made a misstake, that doesn't sound like a noob to me.
The OP is a noob but remember that everyone has been a noob once and everyone needs a different time to get good. Tutoring and helping out new guild members helps a lot.
STOP IT. NOW! your posting confuses and infuriates me. I can't tell if you are joking, and if you aren't you fail at reading threads and are also retarded. If you are, good game and well played.
My guild leader was like lets get down to buisness...tonight..we raid ulduar..then I was but i dont think Im ready...he was like shut up you noob...you`re the saddest nub..I have ever met..but you can bet before were through...I will make a man out of your shaman, I was like but I am already a man then he was like DIE... Then he made me go to our shaman class leader for more training...he was like set your skill rotation to increase your DPS..i was like hey i think i got it...oooh look out a...mobbbb..then my guild leader said your a spineless pale pathetic noob..and you havent got a clue..some how ill make a man out of your shamannnnn... I was like Omg this is worse then death..i hope this guild doesnt screw me out of loot..then he was like whats wrong nub out of mana? I was like i cant believe these virgins....the guild told me I better watch just what i say... The entire guild was then like your lightening bolt spell haste must be swift as a coursing river..with all the spell power of a great typhoon...with all the spell hit of a raging fire..mysterious as the dark side of the moooon... The guild leader was like time is racing forward...until we.... raidddd...so shut the hell up shaman and keep on training so you might survive...I was like am i ready yet? He was like no noob no your not...I was like how bout now..he was like NO GOD DAMN IT YOU NOOOB.... Then as I was training they were like you must be a man you are...You must be swift as a coursing river..with all the force of a great typhoon..with the strength of a raging fire...as mysterious as the dark side of the moooooon...BE A MAN... Then as they took me to ulduar I was like I must be swift as a coursing river...be a man...with all the force of a great typhoon... .. be a man...with the strength of a raging fire...mysterious as the dark side of the moooon Thats when I accidentally agroed the Flame Leviathan and wiped the raid by mistake and was /gkicked. Is that fair?
You realize this won't change anything. I tell you what I for one wouldn't want to be in any guild that treated anyone like that. If anything this should teach you to be independent and make your own destiny. Why choose to follow others? Create your own path and make your own guild. Pick yourself up, dust yourself off and move on time to grow up and be a man.
My guild leader was like lets get down to buisness...tonight..we raid ulduar..then I was but i dont think Im ready...he was like shut up you noob...you`re the saddest nub..I have ever met..but you can bet before were through...I will make a man out of your shaman, I was like but I am already a man then he was like DIE... Then he made me go to our shaman class leader for more training...he was like set your skill rotation to increase your DPS..i was like hey i think i got it...oooh look out a...mobbbb..then my guild leader said your a spineless pale pathetic noob..and you havent got a clue..some how ill make a man out of your shamannnnn... I was like Omg this is worse then death..i hope this guild doesnt screw me out of loot..then he was like whats wrong nub out of mana? I was like i cant believe these virgins....the guild told me I better watch just what i say... The entire guild was then like your lightening bolt spell haste must be swift as a coursing river..with all the spell power of a great typhoon...with all the spell hit of a raging fire..mysterious as the dark side of the moooon... The guild leader was like time is racing forward...until we.... raidddd...so shut the hell up shaman and keep on training so you might survive...I was like am i ready yet? He was like no noob no your not...I was like how bout now..he was like NO GOD DAMN IT YOU NOOOB.... Then as I was training they were like you must be a man you are...You must be swift as a coursing river..with all the force of a great typhoon..with the strength of a raging fire...as mysterious as the dark side of the moooooon...BE A MAN... Then as they took me to ulduar I was like I must be swift as a coursing river...be a man...with all the force of a great typhoon... .. be a man...with the strength of a raging fire...mysterious as the dark side of the moooon Thats when I accidentally agroed the Flame Leviathan and wiped the raid by mistake and was /gkicked. Is that fair?
This has to be a troll, no one on earth is this bad at typing.
Of course it is a troll post....it is Sneakers05. He takes every chance he has to put down one game or the other...just look at the forums outside of WoW.
Tho sneakers...gotta give ya credit...one of your better troll posts!
Then as I was training they were like you must be a man you are...You must be swift as a coursing river..with all the force of a great typhoon..with the strength of a raging fire...as mysterious as the dark side of the moooooon...BE A MAN... Then as they took me to ulduar I was like I must be swift as a coursing river...be a man...with all the force of a great typhoon... .. be a man...with the strength of a raging fire...mysterious as the dark side of the moooon Thats when I accidentally agroed the Flame Leviathan and wiped the raid by mistake and was /gkicked. Is that fair?
You sound like a big noob to me, and your leader sounds like a bigger noob for recruiting you in the first place.
His post ---------------
Your head _________
See the difference?
I figured OP was joking, thus i made a post like this. I'm no the rude kind of guy going around calling others noobs unless it's a joking matter wich this very, very obviously is.
edit: i was nice and removed the your head comment
I hate awarding the OP with a full point, but since I read the whole thing... I don't have much of an option, tbh.
.... (just cause) ....
I myself played a Shaman in a 'raiding guild'... forget mana issues, go enhancement. Raid Leaders and DPS officers must realize one thing: Not all classes are created equally and not all players are created equally... WMO's may not ever lie, but they can be misleading .
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Thanks guys for all your advice, i decided to reroll a orc warrior, and he will be as swift as a coursing river...with all the force of a great typhoon with the strength of a raging fire, as mysterious as the dark side of northrend...
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That is nothing,my WoW guild required us to all be naked in RL and oiled up before each raid or we would get kicked from the guild,it was a realy hard-core and manly guild.
I am not so worried about WoW, as I am both the OP's guild AND the OP himself. I mean, seriously, these are our leaders of tomorrow. I can hear the presidential speeches now...
To the OP, suck it up, learn your class, decide which kind of shaman you want to be yourself, and then be that. If the guild won't let you be that, just /gquit, and find one that will. Play for yourself, not other people.
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You sound like a big noob to me, and your leader sounds like a bigger noob for recruiting you in the first place.
LMAO!!!!
<pictures it in her head> OH NO!! I'M BLIND!!!
At least it wasn't totally ruined. Good to see the level of some people's gullibility can persevere over anything-even being straight out told the deal.
XD
Thanks Sneak, made my work day go by faster. Good stuff
1. For god's sake mmo gamers, enough with the analogies. They're unnecessary and your comparisons are terrible, dissimilar, and illogical.
2. To posters feeling the need to state how f2p really isn't f2p: Players understand the concept. You aren't privy to some secret the rest are missing. You're embarrassing yourself.
3. Yes, Cpt. Obvious, we're not industry experts. Now run along and let the big people use the forums for their purpose.
I believe the original poster was making a joke post. I didn't find it real funny but I believe that is what was being attempted. I guess I would have be younger to get it.
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Dude, the game isn't lame because your guild kicked you. You might blame it on your guild, and I'd be fine. But WoW isn't lame because some dude who pays them booted you.
This is a funny post.
Not so much for the OP; but more for the responses of the people who really need to raise their awareness of the trolling behaviours of the interwebz and learn to recognise a joke post.
I should also add that in my raiding guild, we all had to bare our left nipples to the webcam in order to gain access to Ventrilo; the guild master had a nipple database on a laptop and performed visual confirmations to ensure that we were not infiltrated by unindoctrinated nubcaaaakes.
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I enjoyed reading that, and it has alot of truth in it
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Ehrm, the leader doesn't really have to be the guy recruiting him. Also some of the best guild members I had started out as noobs and was quickly tutored into competent people. And the leader fired him after he made a misstake, that doesn't sound like a noob to me.
The OP is a noob but remember that everyone has been a noob once and everyone needs a different time to get good. Tutoring and helping out new guild members helps a lot.
Looks like you need to get more experience and watch more Disney movies before your raid will take you back.
Sounds fair to me. Sounds like you where lucky to even get accepted into a guild.
His post ---------------
Your head _________
See the difference?
Ehrm, the leader doesn't really have to be the guy recruiting him. Also some of the best guild members I had started out as noobs and was quickly tutored into competent people. And the leader fired him after he made a misstake, that doesn't sound like a noob to me.
The OP is a noob but remember that everyone has been a noob once and everyone needs a different time to get good. Tutoring and helping out new guild members helps a lot.
STOP IT. NOW! your posting confuses and infuriates me. I can't tell if you are joking, and if you aren't you fail at reading threads and are also retarded. If you are, good game and well played.
Satire...or ?
You realize this won't change anything. I tell you what I for one wouldn't want to be in any guild that treated anyone like that. If anything this should teach you to be independent and make your own destiny. Why choose to follow others? Create your own path and make your own guild. Pick yourself up, dust yourself off and move on time to grow up and be a man.
cool story bro
And yes its fair, your a pathetic nub.
Of course it is a troll post....it is Sneakers05. He takes every chance he has to put down one game or the other...just look at the forums outside of WoW.
Tho sneakers...gotta give ya credit...one of your better troll posts!
It started out bad.
Then I get to the end and I lol for real.
Funny stuff.
His post ---------------
Your head _________
See the difference?
I figured OP was joking, thus i made a post like this. I'm no the rude kind of guy going around calling others noobs unless it's a joking matter wich this very, very obviously is.
edit: i was nice and removed the your head comment
Anyone who thinks the OP was serious should log out immediately and go outside and get some fresh air.
bad.... .... typing.... and.. ... annoying... .. to... read...
but still funny... +1/2
FULL POINT!
I hate awarding the OP with a full point, but since I read the whole thing... I don't have much of an option, tbh.
.... (just cause) ....
I myself played a Shaman in a 'raiding guild'... forget mana issues, go enhancement. Raid Leaders and DPS officers must realize one thing: Not all classes are created equally and not all players are created equally... WMO's may not ever lie, but they can be misleading
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