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Man Dies After Fall Into Chocolate Vat

popinjaypopinjay Member Posts: 6,539
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Police were called to a warehouse and manufacturing facility on the 700 block of North 36th Street around 10:45 a.m. Wednesday for a report of a man who had fallen into hot chocolate.

Coincidentally, Camden, NJ is the number one worst crime city in the United States I believe.


I'm sure for the first few seconds, he probably didn't think it was all that bad and rather funny until reality set in.

"TO MICHAEL!"

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  • SargothSargoth Member Posts: 558

    Forrest_Gump says:

    Today, 3:18:11 PM

    “Momma always said "Life is like a vat of boiling hot chocolate... Ya never know when it'll burn yer nuts off..."

     

    Hahahaha

    When a piscating wizard floods every thread I can understand why people leave.

  • tvalentinetvalentine Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 4,216

    the secret ingredient for chocolate's wonderful taste and addiction ..... is human flesh!!!!! Damn! who woulda thought?

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  • Man1acMan1ac Member Posts: 1,428

    Yea lol. It would've even funnier if he has a family to here the news of their dead husband/father. /Endsarcasm. Stfu and take one f*cking second to think.  

     

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  • GodliestGodliest Member Posts: 3,486

    That's just sad, to die in such an embarrassing way.

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  • zethcarnzethcarn Member UncommonPosts: 1,558
    Originally posted by popinjay


    Police were called to a warehouse and manufacturing facility on the 700 block of North 36th Street around 10:45 a.m. Wednesday for a report of a man who had fallen into hot chocolate.
     
    Coincidentally, Camden, NJ is the number one worst crime city in the United States I believe.
     
     


    I'm sure for the first few seconds, he probably didn't think it was all that bad and rather funny until reality set in.

     

    It was a big ass rotating agitator that killed him.  I'm sure he was pissing himself the second he fell in.

  • popinjaypopinjay Member Posts: 6,539

    Originally posted by zethcarn

    It was a big ass rotating agitator that killed him.  I'm sure he was pissing himself the second he fell in.

    That's pretty harsh. I remember reading about a guy who drowned in a vat of beer once and I was thinking that didn't sound too bad. Probably would be drunk before you died.


    But an agitator.. yuck. That's like people who fall into augering machines leg first.

    "TO MICHAEL!"

  • bigbirdiebigbirdie Member Posts: 6

    oh boy, isn't that hard to clean up? (literally and figuratively)

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