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A Must Buy Christmas Gift for GF or Wife!

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Pure awesome. Increases upper body stamina by 300% with just 6min a day!

No GF or Wife?

It's cool. All you gotta do is just look HERE:)

Comments

  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142

    Wow... that's comedy gold right there.  Not sure if it would work for guys because those are muscles most guys don't need help with.....

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • Rayx0rRayx0r Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 2,902

    nothing flatters your significant other more than the gift of exercise equipment

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  • TheHatterTheHatter Member Posts: 2,547
    Originally posted by Rayx0r


    nothing flatters your significant other more than the gift of exercise equipment

     

    I think you missed the point. lol

  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142
    Originally posted by TheHatter

    Originally posted by Rayx0r


    nothing flatters your significant other more than the gift of exercise equipment

     

    I think you missed the point. lol

    Somehow I get this strange feeling he didn't even watch the vids.... I don't know why... 

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • hooptyhoopty Member UncommonPosts: 788

    Haha shown my wife this..She said she happy to shake what i got...

    Some people rob you at gun point..Others will rob you at "Ball Point Pen"

  • ZindaihasZindaihas Member UncommonPosts: 3,662

    I can't believe Youtube doesn't require you to verify your age before you are allowed to watch that video.

    In case you didn't skim the related videos to the right, you should click on the Shake weight parody video.  I'd link to it directly, but I'm afraid I'd get banned from this forum for life.

  • Gabby-airGabby-air Member UncommonPosts: 3,440

    Haha good stuff.

  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142
    Originally posted by Zindaihas


    I can't believe Youtube doesn't require you to verify your age before you are allowed to watch that video.
    In case you didn't skim the related videos to the right, you should click on the Shake weight parody video.  I'd link to it directly, but I'm afraid I'd get banned from this forum for life.

    hahaha, yeah I watched the parody one.  That's some good stuff right there.  And come on... all of us were pretty much thinking the same thing.

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,359

    The number one exercise equipment for female porn stars.

    Wow, just wow. I could not contain myself. I woke my kid from my lol.

  • seabass2003seabass2003 Member Posts: 4,144

    LMAO, I'm going to buy this. Even if it only gets me one laugh it will be worth it. Have some friends over and tell them to close their eyes put this baby in their hands and turn it on. LOL!

    In America I have bad teeth. If I lived in England my teeth would be perfect.

  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142
    Originally posted by seabass2003


    LMAO, I'm going to buy this. Even if it only gets me one laugh it will be worth it. Have some friends over and tell them to close their eyes put this baby in their hands and turn it on. LOL!

    I don't think you understand.  There is nothing to turn on.  It's not powered by anything other then your own motion.  The free floating weight int he middle is connected by springs on either side and your motion is what keeps it going and provides the resistance.

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • ZindaihasZindaihas Member UncommonPosts: 3,662

    The description says to follow them on twitter.  Does that sound kinda dirty knowing what the product is?

    I'd like to get a woman's opinion on this product.  Where's Teala and/or Deviliscious when you need them?

  • seabass2003seabass2003 Member Posts: 4,144
    Originally posted by Illius

    Originally posted by seabass2003


    LMAO, I'm going to buy this. Even if it only gets me one laugh it will be worth it. Have some friends over and tell them to close their eyes put this baby in their hands and turn it on. LOL!

    I don't think you understand.  There is nothing to turn on.  It's not powered by anything other then your own motion.  The free floating weight int he middle is connected by springs on either side and your motion is what keeps it going and provides the resistance.

    OH!! I thought it was battery powered and worked back and forth on it's own. Damn, that's even funnier now!

    In America I have bad teeth. If I lived in England my teeth would be perfect.

  • adoniskevadoniskev Member Posts: 92

    I have something better...my favorite muscle and its absolutely free....;P

  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142
    Originally posted by Zindaihas


    The description says to follow them on twitter.  Does that sound kinda dirty knowing what the product is?
    I'd like to get a woman's opinion on this product.  Where's Teala and/or Deviliscious when you need them?

    They probably both own one... Devilicious more then likely has TWO!

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • ZindaihasZindaihas Member UncommonPosts: 3,662
    Originally posted by Illius

    Originally posted by Zindaihas


    The description says to follow them on twitter.  Does that sound kinda dirty knowing what the product is?
    I'd like to get a woman's opinion on this product.  Where's Teala and/or Deviliscious when you need them?

    They probably both own one... Devilicious more then likely has TWO!



     

    This thread would be a lot more fun if they responded to it.  At the very least we could tease them mercilessly.

  • BigdavoBigdavo Member UncommonPosts: 1,863

    There is no way the people who designed this toy.. err I mean exercise tool could have taken themselves seriously.

    O_o o_O

  • astrob0yastrob0y Member Posts: 702

    something really wrong with that video. cant put my finger on it...

    great find anyway. my mom will get one becuse she is complaing about her arms.

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  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142
    Originally posted by Zindaihas

    Originally posted by Illius

    Originally posted by Zindaihas


    The description says to follow them on twitter.  Does that sound kinda dirty knowing what the product is?
    I'd like to get a woman's opinion on this product.  Where's Teala and/or Deviliscious when you need them?

    They probably both own one... Devilicious more then likely has TWO!



     

    This thread would be a lot more fun if they responded to it.  At the very least we could tease them mercilessly.

    I have not really seen them on much as of late.  I think I'm going to go and try some other way of getting at least one of them to come here and respond....

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • MyreanMyrean Member Posts: 186

    LOL... This stuff is so cool. ahahaha will think of someone to gift this ahahah

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