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Texts from last night
felspar
Member Posts: 61
Remember that text you shouldn't have sent last night ... website is hilarous, bunch of random text from people
here are some good ones ive seen so far..
(516): A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
(508): Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
(339): No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
My fav one has to be : (519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
texstfromlastnight Check it out and post some of the ones you like :P
Comments
lmao
By far the best...
"937): Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!"
"(312): She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her "
this one made me lol
(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
what was that site about? all of which are true? OMG!!! Emma watson???
New movie trailers & video game trailers are my new passion!
Doubt they are all true, mostly made up stuff to make you laugh. How would they verify the stuff is true anyway? Pretty funny site though! Thanks OP
(404): you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
--Wow i actually LOL'd
I used to post some of my own drunk texts on a different (but EXTREMELY similar judging by me having already read the ones you guys have posted) ...but then realized it wasn't that great of an idea to post my drunk texts on a website for everyone to see. (Yea, they were THAT bad, haha)
http://www.facebook.com/murtb
This site is gold, I'm gona hafta put some of this brilliance to good use :P
after 6 or so years, I had to change it a little...