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Vibrators - A Girl's friend or foe?

ZindaihasZindaihas Member UncommonPosts: 3,662

No need to comment here, I think the article says it all.

Unfortunately, there are not a lot of females on this forum to respond, but perhaps some of the gents care to comment on how they feel about being replaced by a toy.

Finally, I apologize to the mods in advance in the event that this thread gets out of hand and has to be locked.

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  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142

    I think it's akin to male masturbation.  Sure it feels great and you get off in short order but still nothing beats the real deal.  Think about it, would you rather beat it or have a sexy woman in your bed?

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • slashbeastslashbeast Member Posts: 533

     No vibrator has more power than lust.

  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918

    There's never going to be a real substitute for good old fashioned wood.

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142

    I'd argue that having another live person there makes it so that it isn't all just localized in your genital area but a greater experience.  Your hand, or a piece of vibrating plastic isn't going to make your pulse race, your adrenaline flow, it just won't give you that complete experience.

    Also the vibrator won't pull her hair, and do all the other fun stuff

    Edit:  I wonder why none of the women want to touch this thread.....

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • CactusmanXCactusmanX Member Posts: 2,218

    I would think your attitude towards sex would make the difference.  If it is just a means to an end and the process does not matter then masturbation and sex would be on equal footing, though you are more likely to masterbate due to convience.

    If you are the type to talk about sex with flowery language then you probably prefer sex, that is you see sex and masturbation as imperfect substitutes.

    To put it in econ speak.  If everything costs a certain ammount of time, in some arbitrary unit of measure.  Lets say.

    masturbation costs M=2

    And sex costs S=10

    depending on your preferences, that is how much you like each the only way masturbation would completely substitute sex is if you valued both so closely that you maximize utility by substituting all sex for masturbation.  Which would be a rare consumption pattern.  Most people given the option would choose to consume somewhere inbetween the two extremes because they do not view them as perfect substitutes.

    You can relate any choice framework to econ.  Oh and tehe I said consume.

    Don't you worry little buddy. You're dealing with a man of honor. However, honor requires a higher percentage of profit

  • ChieftanChieftan Member UncommonPosts: 1,188
    Originally posted by Illius


    I think it's akin to male masturbation.  Sure it feels great and you get off in short order but still nothing beats the real deal.  Think about it, would you rather beat it or have a sexy woman in your bed?

     

    I don't know how else to put this so here goes: women don't look at ANYTHING the same way we do.

    Personally I wouldn't want a woman that needs a vibrator to get off.  Even if she was really hot.  If I had to choose between her and a BBW who was satisfied with what I have, I'd take the BBW any day.

    My youtube MMO gaming channel



  • slashbeastslashbeast Member Posts: 533

     Doesn't matter, androids will replace partners in the near future anyway. Can't wait to control a life like woman with a remote control. :D

  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142
    Originally posted by slashbeast


     Doesn't matter, androids will replace partners in the near future anyway. Can't wait to control a life like woman with a remote control. :D

    To be honest, the whole cyborg/android thing just creeps the hell out of me.  I couldn't imagine having anything sexual to do with a machine....regardless of how lifelike it is or acts.  For me, nothing will ever replace a real woman.  That and I think I'll be long dead before they get the technology to the point where you'll have to think twice about where you stick it.

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • kathaleenkathaleen Member Posts: 5

    IMO, vibrators are for girls who are unable to get what they want. It's a futile way of imitating a man's you-know-what. Also, why bother to get a vibrator when you can easily do the same things it does with a regular candle. Hahahaha...

  • TealaTeala Member RarePosts: 7,627

    Not all guys are skilled or experienced and some are down right horrible in bed - that is when a vibrator comes in handy, even running water has been more pleasurable than some of the guys I have been with.  

  • drbaltazardrbaltazar Member UncommonPosts: 7,856

    depends?regular batery operated are often introduced in couple no biggy they arent really foe

    but a thing like a sybian!outch no male can compete with a monster like that

    for the average male a sybian is a foe!(WHERE MY GUN!)

  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,359

    A combo drives them insane. Nothing makes them have the big O like a cock-vibe ring.

    However, as good as a vibe may be, it never matches one who is masterful with a tongue and fingers.

  • TheHatterTheHatter Member Posts: 2,547

    Some of you guys have too much "time" on your hands.

  • ZindaihasZindaihas Member UncommonPosts: 3,662
    Originally posted by Illius


    I think it's akin to male masturbation.  Sure it feels great and you get off in short order but still nothing beats the real deal.  Think about it, would you rather beat it or have a sexy woman in your bed?



     

    Well, I think that's a no-brainer, but don't discount the advantages of self-pleasure either.  Some buddies of mine were talking about this once when we were in college.  Say you've got a big test the next day but you find you've got that certain inclination.  The beauty is you can take care of business and go right back to studying.

    And I don't think women are much different.  In fact, I was just thinking...you know back in the day when you were addicted to your favorite MMO?  One of the big arguments was, is playing your favorite MMO better than sex?  Well thanks to female anatomy, they don't necessarily have to make that choice.  I wouldn't be surprised if more than one woman was sitting at her computer wearing her favorite little friend killing two birds with one stone.  Lucky *bleeps*.  That would be the ulitimate in ecstasy.

  • CrocolixCrocolix Member Posts: 221

    well i hate to say that.....

    online gurls arent all movies stars

    btw dont forget one thong.......you have a mirroar at home

    we arent all porn stars with faked boobs etc

    btw..i play a gay man mostly

     

  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142
    Originally posted by Zindaihas

    Originally posted by Illius


    I think it's akin to male masturbation.  Sure it feels great and you get off in short order but still nothing beats the real deal.  Think about it, would you rather beat it or have a sexy woman in your bed?



     

    Well, I think that's a no-brainer, but don't discount the advantages of self-pleasure either.  Some buddies of mine were talking about this once when we were in college.  Say you've got a big test the next day but you find you've got that certain inclination.  The beauty is you can take care of business and go right back to studying.

    And I don't think women are much different.  In fact, I was just thinking...you know back in the day when you were addicted to your favorite MMO?  One of the big arguments was, is playing your favorite MMO better than sex?  Well thanks to female anatomy, they don't necessarily have to make that choice.  I wouldn't be surprised if more than one woman was sitting at her computer wearing her favorite little friend killing two birds with one stone.  Lucky *bleeps*.  That would be the ulitimate in ecstasy.

    I guess.  I've always put games/mmos second to actual people in every regard.  Though your anatomy comment does raise some interesting questions....

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • ZindaihasZindaihas Member UncommonPosts: 3,662
    Originally posted by Illius

    Originally posted by Zindaihas

    Originally posted by Illius


    I think it's akin to male masturbation.  Sure it feels great and you get off in short order but still nothing beats the real deal.  Think about it, would you rather beat it or have a sexy woman in your bed?



    Well, I think that's a no-brainer, but don't discount the advantages of self-pleasure either.  Some buddies of mine were talking about this once when we were in college.  Say you've got a big test the next day but you find you've got that certain inclination.  The beauty is you can take care of business and go right back to studying.

    And I don't think women are much different.  In fact, I was just thinking...you know back in the day when you were addicted to your favorite MMO?  One of the big arguments was, is playing your favorite MMO better than sex?  Well thanks to female anatomy, they don't necessarily have to make that choice.  I wouldn't be surprised if more than one woman was sitting at her computer wearing her favorite little friend killing two birds with one stone.  Lucky *bleeps*.  That would be the ulitimate in ecstasy.

    I guess.  I've always put games/mmos second to actual people in every regard.  Though your anatomy comment does raise some interesting questions....



     

    I agree.  But you've heard all the stories of relationships breaking up because one of the two (usually the guy) was addicted to gaming.  And even for those who have their priorities straight, it's not always an easy decision.  Suppose you are in a heavy relationship with someone and at the same time you have found the greatest game you have ever played in your life.  And say you are in the middle of a sequence that has the adrenaline rushing.  At that very moment you hear this voice coming from the couch that says, "Come on over here and snuggle with me".  Do you drop everything at once and do it or do you say, "Be there in a minute"?  And before you know it, a minute has turned into an hour.  It happens.

    But my other example in my previous post wasn't necessarily referring to women in a relationship.  Like I said, it was more of a two for the price of one situation.  Again, lucky *bleeps*.

  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142

    When that did happen in the past I wouldn't necessarily jump and run to the couch but as soon as whatever I was doing is over, I'd turn it off and I'd be on the couch till she gets tired of me.  Generally I've picked her over other crap when she was around.  Then again this was a while back and now I'm single... however I don't really game all that much anymore either.

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • slashbeastslashbeast Member Posts: 533

     I get tongue fatigue when pleasuring that certain spot, but I think that had alot to do with the 10 guage bar I had in. I finally decided to get rid of it though. Much easier to please without the extra weight.  :)

  • AevenathAevenath Member UncommonPosts: 116

     

  • LurvLurv Member UncommonPosts: 409

    Well. Girl OR guy. Who wouldn't prefer the real thing?

    Getting too old for this $&17!

  • Jimmy_ScytheJimmy_Scythe Member CommonPosts: 3,586
    Originally posted by Illius

    Originally posted by slashbeast


     Doesn't matter, androids will replace partners in the near future anyway. Can't wait to control a life like woman with a remote control. :D

    To be honest, the whole cyborg/android thing just creeps the hell out of me.  I couldn't imagine having anything sexual to do with a machine....regardless of how lifelike it is or acts.  For me, nothing will ever replace a real woman.  That and I think I'll be long dead before they get the technology to the point where you'll have to think twice about where you stick it.

     

    News flash: The technology isn't that far off.

     

     

     

     

    Given, these are just dolls and expensive as all hell (between $3,000 to $8,000) but a lot of these manufacturers are experimenting with animatronics. I doubt that we'll ever see a fully functional android, but a specialized sexbot is probably likely within the next decade or so.

  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142

    No way man.  Those things look ... wrong.  I'd just rather get a real woman.  Sure it will end up costing me more in the long run but at least then she can talk back.

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • Jimmy_ScytheJimmy_Scythe Member CommonPosts: 3,586
    Originally posted by Illius


    No way man.  Those things look ... wrong.  I'd just rather get a real woman.  Sure it will end up costing me more in the long run but at least then she can talk back.

     

    Oh I wasn't saying anything about your personal preferences. I was just pointing out that your assessment of the technology was a little off. after a little searching, I'm beginning to realize that my own estimate is also a little off. We already have some realy impressive consumer robitics that could (theoretically) be put into these things. Cooling and sanitation would be issues, but it's at least more feasible.

    NOTE: Idle speculation of a purely academic curiosity

    I remember reading somewhere that there's a service in Japan that rents out these silicon dolls by the hour. Would that be considered prostitution?

    And if this were considered legal AND robitics were intigrated into the dolls, how would that affect the "flesh and blood" flesh trade?

    Robot sex machines don't need to sleep, eat or go to the free clinic. If the maintenance and santitation costs are low enough, robot prostitution could actually be an order of magnitude cheaper than live prostitution. Would this make human prostitutes lower or raise their rates?

    There's also the fact that robot sex machines can cover things that living prostitution can't. Celebrities, cartoon characters, mythological creatures, all of these can be built and supplied to the market. Now you won't have to travel to a major city in order to find a midget shemale, you'll be able to request one as grats in your room at any truck stop motel. As well as any other sick fetish you think of....

  • jason878jason878 Member Posts: 17

    Very intimate friend for girls, very dangerous foe for guys...

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