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Things women say that guys DON'T wanna hear (o_0)
Lurv
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I have a few to start off with. Enjoy and keep this going because I'm sure I haven't heard it all yet. lol.
"Let's just be friends." How about let's not. I don't hang out with women that I ain't tappin'. Sorry.
"Do you think she's hotter than me?" What do you do? What if she is? DO we lie? I hate this one.
"I have an STD. Um.....I'm sorry?" Not from personal experience but I think I would have someone kill her.
"There's something I haven't told you." I don't think I wanna know just for your sake and mine.
Getting too old for this $&17!
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"My ex used to... "
"It's my first time."
"Can't you just hold me?"
"It happens to everyone."
"I got a headache."
"Who’s your daddy?"
"What now, you’re crying?"
"Whoops, looks like I just put my man butter on your girl toast."
"Um, I think your Aunt Flo is in town."
"Well, that was fun."
Ugh, that last one is the worst!
Hahaha. Some of those are ones that guys say to women. I've done the "What now? You're crying?" already to my girl and holy sh17, it just makes things worse..
Getting too old for this $&17!
"My ex used to... " for the win
"Are you in?"
In America I have bad teeth. If I lived in England my teeth would be perfect.
"But thats DIFFERENT !"
"Whatever!"
These are always used by women I know (almost without exception) as an escape hatch, when they are in danger of losing an argument.
Open mouth, words come out. Annoyed.
"<insert random nagging>" then "Are you listening?" I'm most certainly not listening.
"I'll call you back" - and never does
"My one <guyfriend> this..." - Too many guy friends, always coming around
"Make ups after fights are one of the best things in a relationship" - likes to fist fight guys, probably started in high school with dad/stepdad
"I gotta pee" - I don't care!
Don't be terrorized! You're more likely to die of a car accident, drowning, fire, or murder! More people die every year from prescription drugs than terrorism LOL!
well
only one thing ..go f ur self fat BBBBBBBB:)
i will never marry one of you
My favourite is "You don't know me..."
"I just need some time for me"
Really? Then stop texting me constantly.
"We just have nothing in common"
Really? Then what was up with that 2 hour walk we just went on alone together where there wasn't a single awkward pause? Clearly two people who have nothing in common could pull that off with ease.
"We're just in very different places in life"
Who isn't? This is an excuse
"I'm just not ready for a boyfriend"
Then stop FUCKING TEXTING ME
"You're too good for me"
Can I please be the judge of that? Am I an adult?
"can *insert friend here* come?"
No, damn it...she can't
"He's just so cute"
I'm right here, I can hear you...talk about hot guys to your girl friends just like I talk about hot girls with my guy friends.
That's all I got for now...need to do laundry.
hey, that's one I don't mind hearing "Want me to do your laundry?"
Why yes...yes I do.
also, for your amusement:
Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.
Haha. I've heard the "You're too good for me bit before." Here's a couple more after watching some Springer and Wilko shows.
"I used to be a man." - And I used to be an ex convict for attempted murder.
"I just don't feel loved." - And I don't get enough computer time?
"OMFG I would so do him!" - If I said that about a girl you would argue with me all night.
"Not now honey. I'm too tired." - Well then just lay there. Or I can wait until you fall asleep.
"Doesn't that just make you sad?" - No. Jessica Alba getting married to some douche makes me sad.
Getting too old for this $&17!
I can't believe you guys missed the main one.
"I think I'm pregnant"
We're all Geniuses. Most of us just don't know it.
And to add to that......
"and it's not yours"
And to add to that......
"and it's not yours"
Whoa! a Flem sighting!!
I'd like to add "I'm leaving you for another woman" in which case you're a guy.
Edit: with a snide "no you can't watch" thrown in ....
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
LOL perfect!
how about "I want us to go on Jerry Springer"
" *cough gag* i gotta hair in my mouth.. "
Actually that's good news because at least she is down there!
In America I have bad teeth. If I lived in England my teeth would be perfect.
well not neccesarily, I was right there once when she stopped because of a hair. very frustrating
And to add to that......
"and it's not yours"
To be perfectly honest, I think that would be less terrible than if it were mine.
Now with 57.3% more flames!
Oh, stopped completely, that is weak.
In America I have bad teeth. If I lived in England my teeth would be perfect.
The words I hate most:
Whatever!
Umm Nevermind....
Your not good enough for me!
That last one about made me blow a cap a few times! As for if she was a he.. eh, if its a Filipino who cares? They have he shemales that actually won in Swimsuit contests and still weren't caught. I guess the whole natural shemale situation changes things lol.
Ewwwwwww. Chickies with dickies. God ran out of parts and improvised. I don't see how people get off on that. Almost as bad as getting pooped on.
Getting too old for this $&17!
Oh? I love it when they sing 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'.
You are a nice guy who offends people and doesn't care what they think.
That's info from your very own forum profile.
No, you are not a nice guy, in fact you are a Jerry Springer class douchebag.
Thank you and good day!
All those memories will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.