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Vibrators - A Girl's friend or foe?

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  • bezadobezado Member UncommonPosts: 1,127

    First of all you got your news source from Fox.......Secondly Fox girls are all lonely so they use them because they are all right wing crazies and can't hold onto a man.

  • AstropuyoAstropuyo Member RarePosts: 2,178

    I find a friend in the vibe.

    Don't try and compete boys, just go with it and improve your game.

     

     

    Gettin in the way of a girls vibe is like getting in between her best friends and her.

    It'll only end up baddly.

     

     

    Besides no matter how good you think you are, you can never EVER EVER have enough help in pleasing your lady.

    For you selfish fk's out there it translates into WAY BETTER.......stuff for you later on.

     

    Tongue,hands, and the vibe?

    How can you fail. HOW?

     

  • ZindaihasZindaihas Member UncommonPosts: 3,662
    Originally posted by bezado


    First of all you got your news source from Fox.......Secondly Fox girls are all lonely so they use them because they are all right wing crazies and can't hold onto a man.



     

    Congratulations on injecting politics into a discussion about vibrators.  That's probably a first when it comes to the subject of vibrators.  Most guys would be talking vibrators, you talk politics.  Are you gay or something?

  • ridgemalesridgemales Member Posts: 5

    I'm a guy and everytime my girl uses a vibrator my feelings get hurt. What is better than the real thing? What's so good about a vibrator? I mean, it's just like a stick. Would you feel good inserting candles in your ******?

  • xxthecorexxxxthecorexx Member Posts: 1,078

    wow, this post lasted 6 days ?

    i read that article, it was written for the "shock value" of it. it says nothing, it's about nothing, and it's useless fluff.

    anyway... any guy who fears being replaced by one is a complete moron and really needs to figure out exactaly where his life went wrong and why he never learned one of the most basic facts of life or spent so little time interested in his partner's needs that this would ever happen.

    the man who understands the differences between plastic and real, and know how to use both to her benifit will NEVER have a reason to be concerned.

     

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  • OneEyeRedOneEyeRed Member UncommonPosts: 515
    Originally posted by Zindaihas


    No need to comment here, I think the article says it all.
    Unfortunately, there are not a lot of females on this forum to respond, but perhaps some of the gents care to comment on how they feel about being replaced by a toy.
    Finally, I apologize to the mods in advance in the event that this thread gets out of hand and has to be locked.

     

    Replaced? Seriously? My wife has an assortment of toys that we use together all the time. It's okay to spice it up so go for what you know! :D

    “Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.” ~ Italian proverb   

      

  • ZindaihasZindaihas Member UncommonPosts: 3,662
    Originally posted by xxthecorexx


    wow, this post lasted 6 days ?



     

    Hey, can I pick 'em or what?

  • ElikalElikal Member UncommonPosts: 7,912

    Pft, given how many man are just BAD, a vibrator can be surprisingly better than SOME.

    Oh... you were asking girls... well err... *cough* I mean, by hearsay I ... heard that saying...

    XD

    People don't ask questions to get answers - they ask questions to show how smart they are. - Dogbert

  • IronfungusIronfungus Member Posts: 519
    Originally posted by Zindaihas


    No need to comment here, I think the article says it all.
    Unfortunately, there are not a lot of females on this forum to respond, but perhaps some of the gents care to comment on how they feel about being replaced by a toy.
    Finally, I apologize to the mods in advance in the event that this thread gets out of hand and has to be locked.

    Fox? Fox news, are you serious? They come up with an article like this after making the huge fuss they did about Mass Effect?

  • haydencahaydenca Member Posts: 7

    Obviously a girl's friend and a man's foe!

  • doricefreedoricefree Member Posts: 4

    Lol! this thread is funny!

  • TheutusTheutus Member UncommonPosts: 636
    Originally posted by BryanMcnyt


    I just bought a vibrator as a gift for my wife... I hope she likes it >.<

     

    we just used it. she loves it! thx!! =)

  • krizzfaithkrizzfaith Member Posts: 5

    For me, i consider it as one of my best toys... Ever!

  • ricofunoricofuno Member Posts: 5

    Indeed it is girls bestfriend.. They always make our ladies feel comforted when we're out in the woods doin somethin... ^^

  • //\//\oo//\//\oo Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 2,767

    I can think of a couple of cases where I would have been happier jacking off than having gone through the Herculean effort of getting laid by some women who were loose.

    The truth of the matter is that dimensions matter for both genders when it comes to sexual stimulation; while skill plays a small role too, it definitely isn't the only factor.

    More on topic: If a vibrator serves as a replacement for a partner, then I'm glad that those particular individuals are fornicating with inanimate objects incapable of spreading disease instead of serving as vectors for STD's.

     

     

     

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  • ryanruuvryanruuv Member Posts: 5

    Why do they create big vibrators if those toys will make woman's genital loose.. * For extra sensation I assume....

  • //\//\oo//\//\oo Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 2,767
    Originally posted by ryanruuv


    Why do they create big vibrators if those toys will make woman's genital loose.. * For extra sensation I assume....

     

       I'd say that babies do more damage to a vagina than 99% of all vibrators out there.

     

    This is a sequence of characters intended to produce some profound mental effect, but it has failed.

  • sachisuesachisue Member Posts: 5

    O.O Now I've seen everything.... T_T

  • UnlightUnlight Member Posts: 2,540
    Originally posted by kathaleen


    IMO, vibrators are for girls who are unable to get what they want. It's a futile way of imitating a man's you-know-what. Also, why bother to get a vibrator when you can easily do the same things it does with a regular candle. Hahahaha...

     

    Are you sure you aren't mixing up vibes with dildos, hon?



    For what it's worth, a vibrator can be a man's friend in the bedroom when they clue into the fact that *they* can use it on their partners.  It's sad how many fellas out there are so clueless and unimaginative when it comes to the boudoir.  Read a self-help book or something, guys.  Your lady will thank you.

    Funny thread, by the way.  It's nice to get away from the MMO grind now and then.

  • rickyvrewrickyvrew Member Posts: 5

    Definitely, it would be a girls best friend after all .. ^^

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