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Betaguy
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as the title says, this absolutely started my day off just perfectly.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3159/2807838577_83cbed0126_o.jpg?t=1053139
**Warning don't have any liquids in your mouth**
"The King and the Pawn return to the same box at the end of the game"
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Don't ask for help on the internet ??? Whyyy???
I'm just going to assume you didn't even look at the link in his post then?
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
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Yeah, that was funny. I'm not sure what the guy was asking for in the first place. Did he simply want the wall cropped out of the picture?
If you look closely you'll see small white dots all over the picture. I'm not sure if they're age spots or just bad scans or something but he wanted them removed and was asking for someone who knows how to use photo shop to remove them for him and send him the finished product. Of course, the people on the internet have ideas of their own.
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
Oh yeah, they're hardly noticeable. He should have just given the picture to his Dad as is. It's the thought that counts anyway. Then he wouldn't have had to put up with all the grief.
I avoided having liquids in my mouth, yet I still spit soda all over my monitor for some reason. Your disclaimer sucks.
This is the funniest thing I read in while though, and the guy getting bent over it makes it that much better. I would have been cracking up all the same if it were me in his shoes.
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I would have actually taken a screen shot of the thread and given it to my dad on his birthday; he would get a kick out of it.
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Not as funny as the one you posted but still funny.
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Hehe.. I really like this thread ^^
Then by all means, keep bumping it up every time it's about to fall off the first page. Just don't make it obvious, put in some kind of semi-intelligent remark. Kind of like the one you just did.