As a proud (and founding) member of the Squirrel Oppression Party (SOP), I feel that we should be doing research to increase the fatality rate of Squirrel AIDS.
I'm saddened by the way they die... (unaturally) Government should put some road signages concerning the safety of those poor critters... "Slow down... Chip and Dale crossing"
What about Feline aids! SO REAL! My old cat died of it... ugh.. had to put it down. What I wonder is how the fuck it got into the local cougar population?!
Anyone who has ever had a squirrel get in their attic now owns a .22 to get rid of 'em before they do it again. Well, in the U.S.
"I used to think the worst thing in life was to be all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone." Robin Williams
What about Feline aids! SO REAL! My old cat died of it... ugh.. had to put it down. What I wonder is how the fuck it got into the local cougar population?!
Speaking as a representitive of S.Q.U.A.T. (Squirrel Quick Unload!! Action Team) you have been completely drawn in by these creatures "cute trap". Squirrels are crafty and deadly, as our members on the front line can tell you. Adult full grown specimens have been mesured at 10' and 300 - 400 lbs. Then there are the Hunter-Killer types, 8 legged, poison spitting, fuzzy, death machines. Squirrel AIDS iis one of tthe only weapons we have aganst this menace! End it? I say SPREAD IT!!
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As a proud (and founding) member of the Squirrel Oppression Party (SOP), I feel that we should be doing research to increase the fatality rate of Squirrel AIDS.
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I'm saddened by the way they die... (unaturally) Government should put some road signages concerning the safety of those poor critters... "Slow down... Chip and Dale crossing"
What about Feline aids! SO REAL! My old cat died of it... ugh.. had to put it down. What I wonder is how the fuck it got into the local cougar population?!
Anyone who has ever had a squirrel get in their attic now owns a .22 to get rid of 'em before they do it again. Well, in the U.S.
It just so happens that I am commiting a whole segment on Squirrel Aids on the very next Rodent Report.
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What about Feline aids! SO REAL! My old cat died of it... ugh.. had to put it down. What I wonder is how the fuck it got into the local cougar population?!
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Speaking as a representitive of S.Q.U.A.T. (Squirrel Quick Unload!! Action Team) you have been completely drawn in by these creatures "cute trap". Squirrels are crafty and deadly, as our members on the front line can tell you. Adult full grown specimens have been mesured at 10' and 300 - 400 lbs. Then there are the Hunter-Killer types, 8 legged, poison spitting, fuzzy, death machines. Squirrel AIDS iis one of tthe only weapons we have aganst this menace! End it? I say SPREAD IT!!
A successful hunt of an adult squirrel.
The deadly Hunter-Killer squirrel or H.K.S.