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I followed this movie about a year ago before they even said It would be out on video. But when I saw it at my local blockbuster I was amazed. I had talked to one of the producers a long time ago about the movie but then never heard from him really. The last E-mail I got was months ago saying they might have a deal with Fox to produce it. Instantly I rented it when I saw it today.
For those who don't know, this is a mockumentary about the Loch-Ness monster. But that's not all, there is another documentary which is fliming THAT documentary. It really plays with your mind about what is real and what is staged throughout the whole movie. Some parts were really funny, because generally the movie is here to entertain, not take seriously. It's hard to get into detail with this movie without giving away what happens in it, i'll just say it's really funny if you're into the humor. The jokes for the most part don't "jump" right out at you, it's a different type of humor.
First off, you have a very serious experienced film maker "Werner Herzog" who is shooting the first documentary. And now "Zak Penn" who is also working on the movie as well. This guy is very very stupid, and it plays great when you see Werner and Zak clash with each other. Not to mention the rest of the "expedition" team is a funny bunch of characters as well. Mainly the cryptozoologist.
Long story short, this is worth a rental.
7/10
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i dont believe in monsters
i dont belive in aliensor any of that crap. because we are the only planet in our galaxy that has every thing perfect and livable if u get what i mean.
I personlly never really belived in Lochness or aliens. I mean it really doesnt add up. They can travel 500,000,000,000 miles in a matter of minutes doging black holes ateroids and other planets for that matter but those New mexico Telephone wires are a real bitch.
On Time? On Target? Never Quit?
http://www.mbowden.surf3.net/plsfin13.htm
http://www.s8int.com/dino1.html
Other beings do exist. The word "alien" has been dumbed down too much, that it can't be used anymore. So until a new serious word is invented, "other beings" will have to do. There are tons of proof of other beings existing. And just like how there is visible light, which is a very SMALL percentage of the total amount of light waves.... there is also the visible world (specifically the visible human world), which is a small percentage of the amount of life in the universe.
In the room you are in right now, it looks like its empty. But if you could see everything, you would see THOUSANDS of light waves, MILLIONS of radio waves, magnetic waves, TV waves, and more. Same with life, if you could see everything, you would see there are many different densities (some scientists call it "dimensions"). Humans live in the 3rd density. There are hundreds, thousands, of densities. Some say infinate. What some call "ghosts" are simply life forms from the 4th, and even 5th density interacting with our 3rd density.
The world wide ruling elite have on purpose made sure certain information is not available to the masses, or hard to find out. Any information that does get out, is made fun of, and ridiculed by the mass media that they own and run. I will later post a ton of links that point the way to other information worth investigating. This is only for anyone who is intrested in learning about new stuff. If there is anyone NOT intrested in learning about new stuff, then pass it over, do NOT click on the links I am about to post.
+ Technically God, Jesus, the Angels, the Son of Dawn, .....(He's the top Archangel who ruled over Earth for millions of years, before he turned bad and caused the war in Heaven happen, which led to Uranus getting knocked sideways, a planet destroyed causing our astroid belt, Mars and Earth losing their civilizations, and God having to start all over again with Adam and Eve... Ezekiel 28:13-19 ) ....are all other beings aka aliens, since they were not born on Earth. So for anyone who believes in religion, the Bible, or whatever religious book is the center of their religion.... then you believe in other life forms, other beings, other aliens:
http://www.eridu.co.uk/Author/human_origins/article.html
http://www.mbowden.surf3.net/ATPgen.htm
http://www.mbowden.surf3.net/ape.htm
+ For those who do not believe in the Bible, religion, etc... there is other abundant evidence of other beings out there:
Ancient flying machines
http://www.s8int.com/page2.html
The Baalbek Stones (which make the Great Pyramids look like tinker toys)
http://www.s8int.com/page3.html
2,000 year old computer, on par with computers in the 1980's
http://www.s8int.com/page5.html
http://www.math.sunysb.edu/~tony/whatsnew/column/antikytheraI-0400/kyth1.html
http://www.economist.com/displaystory.cfm?story_id=1337165
The Piri Reis Map (Shows ariel view map of South America, and Antartica)
http://www.s8int.com/page5.html
I can see a pre-historic creature still being around (depending on your belief of creation). Some Tortoises (sp) can live up to 400 years old. In the aftermath of the great tsunami that hit Sir Lanka last year, they found dozens and dozens of prehistoric type fish sprawn across the beaches as the waves churned up all forms of wild life from the deepest depths.
Similiarily, a creature the size of Loch Ness could exist....the hard part to believe is the fact of it's sheer size plus the size of the Lake in comparison of anyone hardly ever seeing it.
Aliens traveling here is a pretty easy concept. They could not travel the speed of light because it would still take too long (and so far, the theory states it is impossible to travel the speed of light much less faster than that)
However, physic scientists completley agree that wormholes are possible. Going from point A to B by folding Space (if you seen Event Horizon you know what I mean). So if Aliens (thousands or millions of years more advanced than us) exist they can easily locate and possibly manipulate the fabric of space.
People who have to create conspiracy and hate threads to further a cause lacks in intellectual comprehension of diversity.
It is extreemly easy to dodge a Black Hole.
BTW, what ever made you think all aliens, or other beings, are 100% friendly towards each other? It looks like you are talking about the incident in America in which a spaceship hit a phone line (some say it was a tall building in the town) and crashed. Eyewitnesses said the spaceship was already on fire before it hit. That it was already on a wobbly, course, flying as if already injured, before it hit the line/building.
Many researchers have commented that yes indeed, aliens fight each other, and shoot each other down. From the War in Heaven in the Bible, to the Foo Fighter spaceships the Allies saw in WWII, to depictions of spaceships in renassance artists' paintings, and more.
Holy crap guys. Its a MOCKumentay not a DOCumentary! Not one of you has commented on this movie, you are all just spewing forth theories on strange phenomenons. As for the movie, I got to see it last year when i was working at a film festival for free. I'd give it a 7/10 too, it's good, but its kinda a one-time only movie, I think if i saw it twice it'd ruin the magic of it.
Yeah, just incase I didn't clarify enough it's a MOCKumentary (Thanks for backing me up there Metalfoxus ).
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