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You know what this game needs to successfully sell copies?

shazuginshazugin Member UncommonPosts: 70

ADS WITH TITS

 

Now hear me out. Yes i know to some this might sound rather unorthodoxed.. If evony a game that is complete shit run by a shit company with shit values can sell shit loads of its shitty game to dumb shits using shitty adss with big titted ho's, then why cant arenanet make some adds with huge tits to sell boxes.

/end sarcasm

Comments

  • merieke82merieke82 Member Posts: 165

    In before delete.

     

    P.S. I don't agree but I do hate evony ads.

  • BannneBannne Member Posts: 244

    Originally posted by shazugin

    ADS WITH TITS

     

    Now hear me out. Yes i know to some this might sound rather unorthodoxed.. If evony a game that is complete shit run by a shit company with shit values can sell shit loads of its shitty game to dumb shits using shitty adss with big titted ho's, then why cant arenanet make some adds with huge tits to sell boxes.

    /end sarcasm

    I know, swtor is not looking to good at the moment, that's something you will need to take up with BioWare.

    Bye.

  • maskedweaselmaskedweasel Member LegendaryPosts: 12,195

    Originally posted by Rhoklaw

    Originally posted by Bannne


    Originally posted by shazugin

    ADS WITH TITS

     

    Now hear me out. Yes i know to some this might sound rather unorthodoxed.. If evony a game that is complete shit run by a shit company with shit values can sell shit loads of its shitty game to dumb shits using shitty adss with big titted ho's, then why cant arenanet make some adds with huge tits to sell boxes.

    /end sarcasm

    I know, swtor is not looking to good at the moment, that's something you will need to take up with BioWare.

    Bye.

    Except he was talking about Guild Wars 2, not SWTOR.

    It doesn't even matter anymore, I don't think theres a thread created today that doesn't have a reference to TOR or BioWare in it.    Even in a thread that has to do with Guild Wars 2 and boobs, someone just has to put it in there.  Its like a cameo.  



  • kaiser3282kaiser3282 Member UncommonPosts: 2,759

    Originally posted by shazugin

    ADS WITH TITS

     

    Now hear me out. Yes i know to some this might sound rather unorthodoxed.. If evony a game that is complete shit run by a shit company with shit values can sell shit loads of its shitty game to dumb shits using shitty adss with big titted ho's, then why cant arenanet make some adds with huge tits to sell boxes.

    /end sarcasm

     Interesting idea, it could work. Perhaps they should just change the name of the game to Tit Wars 2:  The Bruised Nipple

  • NueshaNuesha Member Posts: 41

    Originally posted by kaiser3282

    Originally posted by shazugin

    ADS WITH TITS

     

    Now hear me out. Yes i know to some this might sound rather unorthodoxed.. If evony a game that is complete shit run by a shit company with shit values can sell shit loads of its shitty game to dumb shits using shitty adss with big titted ho's, then why cant arenanet make some adds with huge tits to sell boxes.

    /end sarcasm

     Interesting idea, it could work. Perhaps they should just change the name of the game to Tit Wars 2:  The Bruised Nipple

     

    LOOOOL

  • WarbandWarband Member UncommonPosts: 723

    Originally posted by kaiser3282

    Originally posted by shazugin

    ADS WITH TITS

     

    Now hear me out. Yes i know to some this might sound rather unorthodoxed.. If evony a game that is complete shit run by a shit company with shit values can sell shit loads of its shitty game to dumb shits using shitty adss with big titted ho's, then why cant arenanet make some adds with huge tits to sell boxes.

    /end sarcasm

     Interesting idea, it could work. Perhaps they should just change the name of the game to Tit Wars 2:  The Bruised Nipple

    Problem is what happened to Tit Wars 1? Did it get ditched half way through development because they discovered bruised nipples were so much more interesting than stiff ones?

  • shazuginshazugin Member UncommonPosts: 70

    Originally posted by Warband

    Originally posted by kaiser3282


    Originally posted by shazugin

    ADS WITH TITS

     

    Now hear me out. Yes i know to some this might sound rather unorthodoxed.. If evony a game that is complete shit run by a shit company with shit values can sell shit loads of its shitty game to dumb shits using shitty adss with big titted ho's, then why cant arenanet make some adds with huge tits to sell boxes.

    /end sarcasm

     Interesting idea, it could work. Perhaps they should just change the name of the game to Tit Wars 2:  The Bruised Nipple

    Problem is what happened to Tit Wars 1? Did it get ditched half way through development because they discovered bruised nipples were so much more interesting than stiff ones?

    Id like to believe that Tit Wars Prophecies is the struggle between girls and adolescent boys who just want to see some awesome boobidge.

  • TaisharXTaisharX Member Posts: 34

    Originally posted by shazugin

    Id like to believe that Tit Wars Prophecies is the struggle between girls and adolescent boys who just want to see some awesome boobidge.

    F**king classic.

     

    I almost wet myself

  • pepsi1028pepsi1028 Member Posts: 471

    †Pepsi1028†

    PEPSI!!!!!
    Get out of your box already...

  • kaiser3282kaiser3282 Member UncommonPosts: 2,759

    Originally posted by pepsi1028

     SWTOR - Stars With Tits On Request

  • shazuginshazugin Member UncommonPosts: 70

    GWEN - Giant Wobly Excitable (k)Nockers

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