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Ho Snap!!! First Thread and I'm the best Playboy in MMORPG

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  • KillerEwokKillerEwok Member UncommonPosts: 118

    waiting for pre-order to be available :|

  • goldfish35goldfish35 Member UncommonPosts: 9

    Lol can we pls have elves in this games plsssssssss. (And no freaking Dwarfs pls.)

    This game is so gonna be the perfect game for a 13yrs old horny boy .

  • PalebanePalebane Member RarePosts: 4,011
    Originally posted by Reizla

    Originally posted by grunty

    Originally posted by Tambourine


    So what's the objective in this game?

     

    It looks like you're supposed to get horny about text messages related to your 'stable' of Playboy models.

     

    ...you guys do know that it's only pixels..? :D

     

    All porn is just pixels if you think about it. Unless you are watching it live.

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  • lancelot76lancelot76 Member Posts: 119
    Originally posted by geldonyetich


     



    Playboy Manager blends "the best elements of trading card and turn-based gaming" in a casual browser-based game. You play as the manager of a young model. Compete against other players as you try to achieve your client's goal - to make it as a Playboy Playmate and move into the famous Playboy Mansion.


    Hurray, finally a game where I can fulfill my lifelong dream of taking emotionally dead women and finding the most financially viable means to exploit their bodies with the ultimate goal of making them Hugh Hefner's personal furniture.

     

     

    Well, I was going to say this, but Gel did it so well, I just have to add, QFE...

  • fansedefansede Member UncommonPosts: 960

     How can I farm gold in this game?

  • WizardryWizardry Member LegendaryPosts: 19,332

    Ok here is one since everyone is goofing around.

    I hope mounts will be free and not item mall only :D

    Will this be skill based or levels?i mean i want to be able to put all my stats into my playmates luck and stam and nothing in WIS or INT.

     

     

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  • seabass2003seabass2003 Member Posts: 4,144

     Meh, just another WoW-clone. Nothing to see here move along.

     

    Hey, was I the first to call it a WoW-clone?

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  • C0MAC0MA Member Posts: 522
    Originally posted by geldonyetich


     



    Playboy Manager blends "the best elements of trading card and turn-based gaming" in a casual browser-based game. You play as the manager of a young model. Compete against other players as you try to achieve your client's goal - to make it as a Playboy Playmate and move into the famous Playboy Mansion.


    Hurray, finally a game where I can fulfill my lifelong dream of taking emotionally dead women and finding the most financially viable means to exploit their bodies with the ultimate goal of making them Hugh Hefner's personal furniture.

     



     

    you won the thread, I had to log in just to say that.

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  • VesaviusVesavius Member RarePosts: 7,908
    Originally posted by mrcalhou


    I hope it's hardcore and not solo-friendly.



     

    Same.

    If it's not FFA PvP with a serious DP I'm not even gonna try and get in CB.

  • NerphNerph Member UncommonPosts: 69
    Originally posted by blackhawk432


    Things that could improve the game even before coming out:

    1. Full Nudity
    2. No fucking puzzles, I want boobs, I want boobs now
    3. Occasional crude humor.

     

    1. open internet browser

    2. ???

    3. profit

     

    yes... it happens that fast

  • MurdusMurdus Member UncommonPosts: 698

    sex

    oh yes

  • ObliviuzeObliviuze Member Posts: 12

    This surely takes MMO-grinding to a whole new level!

  • KjarlKjarl Member Posts: 76

    Ok

    #1 Don't be an idiot of course you're gonna have to pay for the nude cards. You'll get the skimpy outfits unless you pay.

    #2 Sound more my Magic the Gathering than an MMO.

    #3 You will most likely get a VERY limited number of girls unless you pay.

     

    There are ZILLIONS of free porn pics online that are extremely easy to find. Why would anyone pay for this?  Now if it were an upgraded, Multiplayer version of the old Playboy Mansion game with MUCH better graphics then sure but this just sound super lame.

  • MalakhonMalakhon Member UncommonPosts: 224

    If you don't pay, alls you get is Kendra.

  • surstromingsurstroming Member UncommonPosts: 151

    pft prolly a grind core

  • CognomanCognoman Member UncommonPosts: 75

    Whats the end game content?

    Is it f2p?

    Is it CUMMING soon?

  • KrilsterKrilster Member Posts: 230

    Girls Gone Wild Online would pwn this.



    Who can get the best pictures of bewbz?!

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  • dyakk13dyakk13 Member Posts: 43

    Someone needs to get laid. *cough* >.>

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  • PalebanePalebane Member RarePosts: 4,011
    Originally posted by ZhenChen


    grow up kiddos.. seriously.. what the fuck is with all that bewbs boobs bewbs shit..
    instead of sitting behind ur little screens in moms basement waiting for some fking lame playboy (and yes.. it will suck.. pretty much) pixel mmo to come out.. how about moving ur fat/skinny asses outside and looking for REAL bewbs boobs bewbs.. that you horny mofos can hug 24/7 as it is ''AWESUM'' like 1 said on other thread.. tho dont cum when u kids touch em.. nothing special on those..
    gotta hate teenagers.. aint that a bitch..
     
    and soon ill see loads of flaming as i prolly got to the weakspots of those skinny/fat fellas.. hahaha ^^

     

    Eh, then you have to talk to them and buy them things. This will be much easier.  And cheaper than hookers. Also, more interactive than porn sites.

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  • jaxon1234jaxon1234 Member Posts: 17

    Can I airbrush my "client" until she doesn't resemble the original in any way?  The endgame is to get a cocktail of 70s era STDs from a hospice patient?  Man, put up the preorder link already!

    Seriously, what dusty 54 year old mummy will actually pay for  this game?  Anyone with the tech knowledge to play an MMO already knows that all the nudity in the world is at your fingertips via teh interwebs.  If this game doesn't give me lactating geriatric dwarf amputee scat sex, it lags behind the Googler in every way.

  • leumasx7leumasx7 Member Posts: 218
    Originally posted by Dekapitator


    That's right.I'm definitely gonna check this one out. I hope its a 18+ game with allot of boobs.


    Win.

     

    face it.. Even 18+ Those Little Anoying 12 year old's some how make it. Games ruined to them. CSS for 1, age of conan if was good woulda been ruined by them anyway, Hope Global Agenda keeps them away.

  • leumasx7leumasx7 Member Posts: 218

    Originally posted by devilkingx

    Originally posted by leumasx7


    Originally posted by Dekapitator

    That's right.I'm definitely gonna check this one out. I hope its a 18+ game with allot of boobs.

    Win.

     

    face it.. Even 18+ Those Little Anoying 12 year old's some how make it. Games ruined to them. CSS for 1, age of conan if was good woulda been ruined by them anyway, Hope Global Agenda keeps them away.

    so because kids play the same game you do that automatically ruins it for you? then dont play any m-rated games only play e-rated games because not even us kids want to touch them shits ageist elitist faggotry laced asshole

    No. I want u to listen to the Game ratings, because they are there for a reason(or at least be 1 or 2 years within it). Technically , a lot of these kids on M-Rated(or Pegi's equivlant) games; are imature or try to act cool, and are pretty lame/ anoying. Also, if your parent buys you a game and your not even close to the age rating, that makes your parent bad, and that makes you spoiled.

    I play what games i want, because im old enough? see how that works. and i never had my parents buy me anygames so i obeyed the rating system. Anyway i was mature when i was younger, and i didn't try to be a poser and be anoying.

    And yes, there are some interesting E games i played.. when older, hell still play. PEGGLE FTW =)

    (EDITED: FOR SILLY GRAMMER MISTAKES)

  • devilkingxdevilkingx Member Posts: 15

    Originally posted by leumasx7

    Originally posted by devilkingx


    Originally posted by leumasx7


    Originally posted by Dekapitator

    That's right.I'm definitely gonna check this one out. I hope its a 18+ game with allot of boobs.

    Win.

     

    face it.. Even 18+ Those Little Anoying 12 year old's some how make it. Games ruined to them. CSS for 1, age of conan if was good woulda been ruined by them anyway, Hope Global Agenda keeps them away.

    so because kids play the same game you do that automatically ruins it for you? then dont play any m-rated games only play e-rated games because not even us kids want to touch them shits ageist elitist faggotry laced asshole

    No. I want u to listen to the Game ratings, because they are there for a reason(or at least be 1 or 2 years within it). Technically , a lot of these kids on M-Rated(or Pegi's equivlant) games; are imature or try to act cool, and are pretty lame/ anoying. Also, if your parent buys you a game and your not even close to the age rating, that makes your parent bad, and that makes you spoiled.

    I play what games i want, because im old enough? see how that works. and i never had my parents buy me anygames so i obeyed the rating system. Anyway i was mature when i was younger, and i didn't try to be a poser and be anoying.

    And yes, there are some interesting E games i played.. when older, hell still play. PEGGLE FTW =)

    (EDITED: FOR SILLY GRAMMER MISTAKES)

    i dont listen to stupid ass ESRB ratings neva played an E game as good as better than or even close to comparable with a M game

     

    M games = the epic win of gaming

    T games = they can go uphill or downhill depends on the game

    E games = 99% suck ass the rest are just decent

    devilkingx - the best thing since ice cream(which was the best thing evar made evar)

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  • TealaTeala Member RarePosts: 7,627

    Originally posted by Tambourine

    So what's the objective in this game?

     To take your money.

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