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dsorrent
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Fact: In the United States, 4% of all children are born with a heart defect.
Fact: Only 1% of those has Ebstein's Anomaly.
Fact: My daughter is in that 1%.
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I checked out onion.com, "U.S. Dog Owners Fear Arrival of Africanized Fleas", from that list.
Poor puppy! (the second pic)
Above: A Hidalgo, TX veterinarian fumigates a puppy infested with Africanized fleas.
God I love maddox in a purely non-sexual way.
maddox.xmission.com
I was gonna post maddox's april fools too... remember last years? Classic.
It's hilarious how retarded people are. He got about a 1000 emails asking if his site got hacked or if he became a hippy etc.
Maddox's was hillarious this year. I was thinking about using the little picture of Terri in the hospital bed as my new avatar bought thought it might be in poor taste.
Did you get it how it was an "animated" GIF, and she wasnt moving?
That was funny in a very controversial way, roflmao.
The Google Gulp.
Google Gulp and Your Privacy
From time to time, in order to improve Google Gulp's usefulness for our users, Google Gulp will send packets of data related to your usage of this product from a wireless transmitter embedded in the base of your Google Gulp bottle to the GulpPlex, a heavily guarded, massively parallel server farm whose location is known only to Eric Schmidt, who carries its GPS coordinates on a 64-bit-encrypted smart card locked in a stainless-steel briefcase handcuffed to his right wrist. No personally identifiable information of any kind related to your consumption of Google Gulp or any other current or future Google Foods product will ever be given, sold, bartered, auctioned off, tossed into a late-night poker pot, or otherwise transferred in any way to any untrustworthy third party, ever, we swear.
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Old timer.