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I want a combat mmorpg with porn!

TrioxicTrioxic Member Posts: 65

Not too many games have toon mods etc that are worthy of good porn and too many mmorpgs have good combat but no porn why is that? Why isn't there an adult version of World of Warcraft or Star Wars Galaxies or Guild Wars ???? You know combat with Adult themes and games etc these games just are not flexible enough? 

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  • GrimzayGrimzay Member Posts: 214

    Heard kabod online was close.

    "We got rid of the trinity." How'd you do that? "Now everyone can heal." Sounds like you just took the mechanic and spread it thin. "Well no, there's one class that can do it better than others." I see, so they're healers. "No. They're.." -mind asplode-

  • godzilr1godzilr1 Member UncommonPosts: 550

    probably more of a development issue on how to have enough action and be able to have all key mappings for 1 hand, or a very unique controller.

  • CacaphonyCacaphony Member Posts: 738

    Would this be close enough for  ya?

     

    http://www.mmorpg.com/gamelist.cfm/game/440/Playboy-Manager.html

    Though, this seems to be a little more porn and not really a combat MMO.  Oh well.. thats the only thing I could think of.

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  • GrimzayGrimzay Member Posts: 214

    Originally posted by godzilr1

    probably more of a development issue on how to have enough action and be able to have all key mappings for 1 hand, or a very unique controller.

     There could be a feature that lets you video record all your sexual content...for later adventures...

    "We got rid of the trinity." How'd you do that? "Now everyone can heal." Sounds like you just took the mechanic and spread it thin. "Well no, there's one class that can do it better than others." I see, so they're healers. "No. They're.." -mind asplode-

  • UOloverUOlover Member UncommonPosts: 339

    Games do a good job of flopping already, they don't need an r rating cutting into their sales even more.

  • gracefieldgracefield Member UncommonPosts: 279

    Originally posted by Trioxic

    Not too many games have toon mods etc that are worthy of good porn and too many mmorpgs have good combat but no porn why is that? Why isn't there an adult version of World of Warcraft or Star Wars Galaxies or Guild Wars ???? You know combat with Adult themes and games etc these games just are not flexible enough? 

    So, let me get this straight. You're suggesting that we sully the good name of the internet by putting porn on there...the very thought indeed...

  • jpnolejpnole Member UncommonPosts: 1,698
    Originally posted by Trioxic

    Not too many games have toon mods etc that are worthy of good porn and too many mmorpgs have good combat but no porn why is that? Why isn't there an adult version of World of Warcraft or Star Wars Galaxies or Guild Wars ???? You know combat with Adult themes and games etc these games just are not flexible enough? 

     

    Though I agree it would be entertaining, I'm sure Blizzard, SOE and ArenaNet have a family friendly image they have to consider.
  • twruletwrule Member Posts: 1,251

    AoC was made with just this mentality in mind!  Who wants to tab out of your mmo for porn when you can get it all on the same screen, right?  I suggest you try that.  

    Also...please don't go into game design.

  • PhilbyPhilby Member Posts: 849

    So the basement dwelling virgin rumor is true. 

    WOW isnt great because it has 12 million players. WOW has 12 million players because its great.

  • TrioxicTrioxic Member Posts: 65

    Originally posted by twrule

    AoC was made with just this mentality in mind!  Who wants to tab out of your mmo for porn when you can get it all on the same screen, right?  I suggest you try that.  

    Also...please don't go into game design.

    AoC has nudity but not active sex for players etc... and besides i have been playin since beta and that ain't porn its more like nudity on the soft side LOL!!!

  • canibusclubcanibusclub Member Posts: 84

    Originally posted by Trioxic

    Not too many games have toon mods etc that are worthy of good porn and too many mmorpgs have good combat but no porn why is that? Why isn't there an adult version of World of Warcraft or Star Wars Galaxies or Guild Wars ???? You know combat with Adult themes and games etc these games just are not flexible enough? 

     would you want an adult version of world of warcraft?

  • GrimzayGrimzay Member Posts: 214

    Originally posted by canibusclub

    Originally posted by Trioxic

    Not too many games have toon mods etc that are worthy of good porn and too many mmorpgs have good combat but no porn why is that? Why isn't there an adult version of World of Warcraft or Star Wars Galaxies or Guild Wars ???? You know combat with Adult themes and games etc these games just are not flexible enough? 

     would you want an adult version of world of warcraft?

     I always did thing the worgen concept art was pretty hot.

    "We got rid of the trinity." How'd you do that? "Now everyone can heal." Sounds like you just took the mechanic and spread it thin. "Well no, there's one class that can do it better than others." I see, so they're healers. "No. They're.." -mind asplode-

  • MisterSrMisterSr Member UncommonPosts: 928

    I just laughed at how sad this post is, I will tell you a good porn game, it's called a girlfriend. Get one. ;) 

  • TrioxicTrioxic Member Posts: 65

    Originally posted by MisterSr

    I just laughed at how sad this post is, I will tell you a good porn game, it's called a girlfriend. Get one. ;) 

    LOL! I have one and she wants porn too so it is an avenue that is just not in games right now ... 

  • GrimzayGrimzay Member Posts: 214

    Originally posted by MisterSr

    I just laughed at how sad this post is, I will tell you a good porn game, it's called a girlfriend. Get one. ;) 

     ...You couldn't find a better punchline?

    "We got rid of the trinity." How'd you do that? "Now everyone can heal." Sounds like you just took the mechanic and spread it thin. "Well no, there's one class that can do it better than others." I see, so they're healers. "No. They're.." -mind asplode-

  • The_GrumpThe_Grump Member Posts: 331

    Originally posted by Trioxic

    Not too many games have toon mods etc that are worthy of good porn and too many mmorpgs have good combat but no porn why is that? Why isn't there an adult version of World of Warcraft or Star Wars Galaxies or Guild Wars ???? You know combat with Adult themes and games etc these games just are not flexible enough? 

    Surprisingly enough, there is something worth replying to in your flame-friendly post. There aren't any A-rated games out on the market even  though the ESRB has an A rating. Your use of sexuality aside, I wonder what games could be A-rated if taken a little further instead of M. Dragon Age and the two Mass Effect games come to mind because of how gritty the games are and, really, more A-rated content would fit quite well in them. The only problem is people playing the games solely for those snippets of whatever comes to be A-rated.

    Then again, at least in America, why is sex and sexuality something that would be A-rated? It seems like the very fitting sexual themes that were fit into Dragon Age and Mass Effect barely made it in and other games that really say there are sexual themes, nudity or partial nudity don't have enough to warrant the 'warning' on the back of the box (e.g. Shin Megami Tensei).

    (1)TL:DR must be your way of saying that thinking hurts. Then again, this may explain why it looks like you responded to the post without using your brain.
    (2) It's not about community, is it? You just have nothing better to do.

  • cloud8521cloud8521 Member Posts: 878

    http://www.redlightcenter.com >.> <.<

     

    EDIT: oops ui said combat..... can sex be combat?

  • uquipuuquipu Member Posts: 1,516

    Second Life
    .
    Yes, it has combat.

    Well shave my back and call me an elf! -- Oghren

  • TrioxicTrioxic Member Posts: 65

    Originally posted by uquipu

    Second Life

    .

    Yes, it has combat.

    Second Life great porn combat not so good ... guess can't have everything ... lol 

  • twruletwrule Member Posts: 1,251

    Originally posted by Trioxic

    Originally posted by twrule

    AoC was made with just this mentality in mind!  Who wants to tab out of your mmo for porn when you can get it all on the same screen, right?  I suggest you try that.  

    Also...please don't go into game design.

    AoC has nudity but not active sex for players etc... and besides i have been playin since beta and that ain't porn its more like nudity on the soft side LOL!!!

    Well, there aren't games like that either because:

    1) Most people who want porn simply look at actual porn separate from a game and save themselves $50 plus a monthly subscription fee.

    2) Having to be the guy to program all that would probably mess you up quite a bit.  Not to mention no producer in their right mind would even accept such a game design.

    3) It'd only address a very specific audience and therefore may not be profitable.

  • farginwarfarginwar Member Posts: 134

    Originally posted by Trioxic

    Not too many games have toon mods etc that are worthy of good porn and too many mmorpgs have good combat but no porn why is that? Why isn't there an adult version of World of Warcraft or Star Wars Galaxies or Guild Wars ???? You know combat with Adult themes and games etc these games just are not flexible enough? 

    What like Urotsukidoji Online?

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    If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, riddle 'em with bullets

  • uquipuuquipu Member Posts: 1,516


    Originally posted by Trioxic

    Originally posted by uquipu
    Second Life
    .
    Yes, it has combat.
    Second Life great porn combat not so good ... guess can't have everything ... lol 

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    What do you want to do? Beat the crap out of something and then %#@* it?

    Well shave my back and call me an elf! -- Oghren

  • SorcerousKhanSorcerousKhan Member UncommonPosts: 164

    This thread is probably the most pathetic thing I've ever had the misfortune to read. I'm going to go bleach my eyes now.

  • thepureonethepureone Member Posts: 18

    well i dont no if any one sed crimecraft yet ther is no sencer ship tell the mods to go fuck them selths thay dont mind its 18+ good game

  • ComnitusComnitus Member Posts: 2,462

    Originally posted by uquipu

     




    Originally posted by Trioxic





    Originally posted by uquipu

    Second Life

    .

    Yes, it has combat.






    Second Life great porn combat not so good ... guess can't have everything ... lol 




    .

    What do you want to do? Beat the crap out of something and then %#@* it?

     

    No, it's combat, not Whack-a-mole. He wants to kill something and then %#@* it.

    Y'know, there's a term for people like that.

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