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Last words

VercadesVercades Member Posts: 1,065

I heard the pope's last words we're "Amen".  So I got to thinking what would you think your last words would be?

I think mine would be.... Hey, hold this for a sec willya?

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  • dsorrentdsorrent Member CommonPosts: 1,627

    Hmm.. I think mine might be something like...

    "Before I go, I need you to know that under the rock near the tree...."

    And that's it. At least it will give my wife something to do when she's bored... I'm sure there will be lots of rocks and trees around to keep her busy.. :)

  • VampirVampir Member Posts: 4,239

    well just because im abrasive to people IRL<(im not anti social, i just believe life is short so only get to know the best people), my last words will most likely

    "whats that in your pocket"

    not my preferred but most likely to happen.

    my preferred i havent come up with yet, because i am trying to think of a statement that sound intelligent yet makes absolutely no sense whatsoever once you think about

    so far heres all i got "i wish i was a fish because if i was a fish i would wish i was me"

    but my Ex actually found some sense in it, come to think of it most of our relationship was her poping my bubble. well that was off topic but anyway

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  • VampirVampir Member Posts: 4,239



    Originally posted by dsorrent

    Hmm.. I think mine might be something like...
    "Before I go, I need you to know that under the rock near the tree...."
    And that's it. At least it will give my wife something to do when she's bored... I'm sure there will be lots of rocks and trees around to keep her busy.. :)



    lol, thats nice lets hope she doesnt post on this forum

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  • VercadesVercades Member Posts: 1,065



    Originally posted by dsorrent

    Hmm.. I think mine might be something like...
    "Before I go, I need you to know that under the rock near the tree...."
    And that's it. At least it will give my wife something to do when she's bored... I'm sure there will be lots of rocks and trees around to keep her busy.. :)



    Sorta like a cliffhanger thing, cool.

    BTW how'd all that mess with your roof under a deck work out?  My dad had his mind on too much of everything else to understand me when I talked to em about your problem.

  • VercadesVercades Member Posts: 1,065



    Originally posted by Vampyr

    well just because im abrasive to people IRL<(im not anti social, i just believe life is short so only get to know the best people), my last words will most likely
    "whats that in your pocket"
    not my preferred but most likely to happen.
    my preferred i havent come up with yet, because i am trying to think of a statement that sound intelligent yet makes absolutely no sense whatsoever once you think about
    so far heres all i got "i wish i was a fish because if i was a fish i would wish i was me"
    but my Ex actually found some sense in it, come to think of it most of our relationship was her poping my bubble. well that was off topic but anyway



    It'd be cool to say all that but, like if you get smashed in by a truck or a tornado I don't think that phrase would be going on in your head then.  Lifes unpredictable ya know? 

    Even on your death bed you only have one breath to make your last words given you used your last 4 breathes to make that.

    If I was on my death bed i'd probably talk about something I loved either that or beg for forgivance from Christ but, I don't really know.

  • VampirVampir Member Posts: 4,239

    i practice saying that phrase over and over again, or i should anyway that wya when i die i can say it in one breath.

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  • creativerancreativeran Member Posts: 4
    id probably say thank you or i'm sorry
  • XzaroXzaro Member UncommonPosts: 1,719

    "Aw, shit"

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  • FinweFinwe Member CommonPosts: 3,106

    "It's only my first step into eternity."

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  • n2soonersn2sooners Member UncommonPosts: 926

    What's this button for?

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  • DuckyDucky Member Posts: 413

    My lasts words will probably be "Hey Guys!! watch this!"

    or, if i have a choice

    It was the butler, in the observatory, with the wrench!

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  • AdrealAdreal Member Posts: 2,087

    What's this button for?

    My lasts words will probably be "Hey Guys!! watch this!"

    Lol

    so far heres all i got "i wish i was a fish because if i was a fish i would wish i was me"

    Now I'm confused...

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  • dsorrentdsorrent Member CommonPosts: 1,627


    Originally posted by Vercades

    Sorta like a cliffhanger thing, cool.
    BTW how'd all that mess with your roof under a deck work out? My dad had his mind on too much of everything else to understand me when I talked to em about your problem.

    I don't want to hijack this thread, but I haven't gotten around to looking into what to do. Had some complications with my daughter and we almost went back to Charleston. She's made some improvement last week, so we're holding steady at the moment and checking her on Monday to see what we do next.

  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,359

    He did not say "Amen". That was just a rumor. His top aid confirmed yesterday that he did not say anything, that he was in too much pain to utter a sound.

  • OrccOrcc Member Posts: 3,043

    My last words would be... WWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

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  • OmegaLetOmegaLet Member Posts: 588

    last word/thought = "why?"

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  • PrefectPrefect Member Posts: 34

    "I drank what?"

     

  • KiamdeKiamde Member CommonPosts: 5,820

    Hmm.


    How about


    "Rock on london, Rock on Chicago...I'm out".

    "Whoever controls the media controls the mind..-'Jim Morrison"

    "When decorum is repression, the only dignity free men have is to speak out." ~Abbie Hoffman

  • n2soonersn2sooners Member UncommonPosts: 926

    I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my uncle. Not screaming and crying like the passengers in his car.

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  • hapwnedhapwned Member Posts: 221

    "I see a white light... hey! Irregardless really *is* a word!"

    The younguns might not get the joke here.

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  • VampirVampir Member Posts: 4,239



    Originally posted by Adreal

    What's this button for?
    My lasts words will probably be "Hey Guys!! watch this!"
    Lol
    so far heres all i got "i wish i was a fish because if i was a fish i would wish i was me"
    Now I'm confused...



    well i said my last words wanted to be something that no matter how much you think about it, but it has to sound intelligable at the same time. or rather when i die at first it has to sound intelligent then once they think about it it makes no sense. this is my objective and i want that written on my epitaph. so that when you visit your grandmother who shares the same graveyard as me, you will leave with a questionmark over your head.

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  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,359
    Last words? To quote fat bastard, "Sorry, I farted." Then I would fade off into deep eternal slumber. image
  • NaosNaos Member Posts: 379

    "Five more minutes!"


  • AngryHippieAngryHippie Member Posts: 214
    swearing, cursing + "I should've gotten more levels in that !#@ game!" + more swearing and cursing. (i mean there's no point in being polite at this point).
  • SatansDiscipleSatansDisciple Member Posts: 2,782

    "This is the end..."

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