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One ridiculous rant I saw

GamewizeGamewize Member Posts: 956
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http://exterminatusnow.keenspace.com/

go to the bottom , the post by "Lothar". This guy rants alot, but dear Jesus, this post just takes the CAKE. Just do you know, the whole rant is about why you dont see toilets in the star wars universe... read and be disturbed..maybe. This guy has way to much free time...

I think it's the objective of your past self to make you cringe.

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  • KiamdeKiamde Member CommonPosts: 5,820

    Some people...analyze things too much and it destroys their lives.

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  • vrtldavevrtldave Member Posts: 558

    I actually think thats possible.. except that Michdorne thing whats that?.... I dont watch must Star Wars...

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  • punkrockpunkrock Member Posts: 1,777
    lol me must have ben bored. but he does make a good point hahaha. oh well back to me game haha.

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  • magik_fxmagik_fx Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 278


    Maybe it's because taking a crap isn't very important to the story. Let me run this down in a storyline. (not the star wars storyline mind you, just a generic story.)

    Boy meets girl. Girl gets kidnapped. Boy beats up badguys. They fall madly in love. The End.

    pretty good story if i do say so myself. I think i might have to get a script going on that. Anyways, now lets look at that same story with the "extra" bits.

    Boy meets girl. Girl gets kinapped. Boy takes a dump. Boy beats up badguys. They fall madly in love. Girl takes a piss. The end.

    See.... not important at all... at least in my opinion... some people might be into that second one... might have to get a script going on that as well. You know, for the niche market.

  • RazorbackRazorback Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 5,253

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    Thats pretty damn funny!

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  • VercadesVercades Member Posts: 1,065
    Anyone ever seen that episode of Ren&Stimpy where they go to this fan's house, which is a little boy.  They live with the boy for a while and one morning Ren is on the toilet and Stimpy is in the shower.  The boy opens the door and is shocked at what he see's then wells up in tears.  Then his Dad takes it the wrong way and kicks Ren&Stimpy's ass.  LOL, I loved that show.
  • GamewizeGamewize Member Posts: 956
    Another Thing, make sure the comic is set to the April 19th one, they update about twice a week. now to answer your question vrtldave, Medachlorians are pretty much the tiny, invisible things that both make up the force and all life. Without them nothing could exist, thats right out of the words of qui gon jinn.

    I think it's the objective of your past self to make you cringe.

  • AdrealAdreal Member Posts: 2,087

    This I find disturbing.

    The only thing that I would find disturbing in the next Star Wars movie would be if we got to see a constipated Yoda.

    go somewhere, so after taking a dump/piss in the street, the Midochlorians immediately eat it. Jedi and Sith have a more private system, allowing the Midochlorians to live up their arses and feed on the sh** and urine before it leaves their body.

    LOL

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  • carebearcarebear Member Posts: 188
    People have learned to genetically engineer the ability to prevent bodily functions by that period of technology!

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  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,359

    Well, this is an easy one. Storm, clone, dark, etc. Troopers all have a urinal in their suits (actually ol Darth doesn't need to go, He doesn't have a body from waist down, poor guy, no wonder why he killed all the jedi), ewoks pee/poop down into the woods below. Jedi's use the force to clean impurities from their bodies and everyone else goes into their ships fuel tanks(the hyperdrive has to run off of something).

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  • grimweepergrimweeper Member Posts: 2,047

    oh man sexi lexi deserves a cokkie for that great postimage


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    yea and i did see the pope

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  • grimweepergrimweeper Member Posts: 2,047

    holy crap 26 hours after my last post i just noticed i posted in the wrong thread my last post was suposte to be in that post sexy lexi made

    sry for any Inconvenience

    by the way my last post was supodte to be in Smartest thing ive ever read by sexi lexi

     

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  • KatheryneKatheryne Member Posts: 130


    Originally posted by carebear
    People have learned to genetically engineer the ability to prevent bodily functions by that period of technology!

    So, in other words, everyone would be full of crap? image

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  • vrtldavevrtldave Member Posts: 558

    Originally posted by Katheryne
    Originally posted by carebear People have learned to genetically engineer the ability to prevent bodily functions by that period of technology!So, in other words, everyone would be full of crap? image

    so that would change what about humanity as we know it... ?

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  • KatheryneKatheryne Member Posts: 130
    Well...  Not much, really.  But it would sure give terms like "anal retentive" a whole new meaning! image

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  • VampirVampir Member Posts: 4,239

    well this guy has way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way, too little to think about that matters, and probably way(repeat same number of way) too much time on his hands.

    but then again i took the time to read this so i feel kind of bad about the amount of time i spend online.

    anyway doesnt the majority of the population have a VERY VERY VERY low midwhatever count, and only jedi have a really measurable one. so wouldnt the rest of the population need toilets??

    also genetically engineering people not to crap, and piss would be detrimental to our economy.
    DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY JOBS ARE EMPLOYED BY TOILETS???

    you need someone to make the toilet, make the pipes, install the toilet, a plumber to maintain to toilet, people need to manufacture toilet bulb cleaner and relatively useless cleaning products, and also last but not least janitors.

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  • vrtldavevrtldave Member Posts: 558

    vamp I think the whole point was that people thought about it to much...

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  • VampirVampir Member Posts: 4,239


    Originally posted by vrtldave

    vamp I think the whole point was that people thought about it to much...


    ya i think i did sort of defeat the point, but that wasnt really requiring too much thought process to me, partially because all that useless info was probably already in my head, so it was merely a matter of pulling it out.

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  • wonderlusterwonderluster Member Posts: 4

     

    ok cool.

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