Originally posted by Malamenz I have no doubt in my mind that Rec will come out, and although my posts begging for a Lyran to pop in apperantly carry a somewhat negative tone (completely unintentional, just playfully jabbing, fortunatly Lyra has a sense of humor), I find myself agreeing with Mandrake that they're prepping for something that will have us all drooling and begging for more. And I'll second, or is it third at this point, for Stone to come hang out with us here, otherwise we'll just have to wait and keep eachother entertained
Dude who told you Lyra has a sense of humor? I once saw Hawk (Lyra-Hawk, not me) kill a man just to watch him die! Seriously! I'm not lying!
-Nighthawk
P.S. I may or may not have told the truth in this post.
Originally posted by StrikesBrain And now, for your viewing pleasure, the top 10 possible announcements that Lyra could be planning.[*]The soundtrack of Reclamation shall be polka.[*]Mr. T shall be appearing as a "helluva tough" nightmare, a favorite among GK's for it's predeliction of golden gear.[*]A new weapon, the paddle, whose use is infinitely important in initiating people into a guild.[*]They are modeling one of the rifts after Micheal Jackson's estate.[*]They finally changed that pink fatesender halo, instead fatesender teachers have to wear the pink boa (the scarf, not the snake)[*]A new administrative art has been added "summon chicken" lyra is not at liberty to give the details of the function, but insist it is important for the upkeep of the game.[*]The sound of blast has been changed to the sound of someone being [femaledog]slapped.[*]The art of Ward, renamed to Bind, shall be renamed yet agian. Now it shall be known as "Summon squid"[*]And on the topic of seafood, house Calenture shall be given two huge ravenous squids to occupy their moat, so DoL won't have anything to laugh about after their first invasion attempt.[*]There shall be a new fusion class between FS and GK. It shall involve a lot of pink and gold and be known simply as "The Pimp". Oddly, The Pimp's halo is leopard skin color.
11) Brent Phillips is actually Jesus Christ returned as a computer programmer.
Originally posted by Malamenz Originally posted by NighthawkUL I once saw Hawk (Lyra-Hawk, not me) kill a man just to watch him die! Seriously! I'm not lying! -Nighthawk P.S. I may or may not have told the truth in this post......and you don't find that horribly funny?
Yeah... Ok I laughed...
...but I felt bad after I laughed...
...well...
...kind of.
See the guy made this funny gurgling sound and the Hawk kicked him and... I dunno... It was just funny.
I guess you had to be there.
I'm going to hell, aren't I?
Oh well, hopefully I'll get to play Reclamation before then.
Why is there a goat???! Where did the goat come from?!
I want more time on my hands to come up with more strange ideas, though a lot of the ones I do think of, I'm on the verge of falling asleep and it's blurry when I wake up
GotE's house shall be modeled after a giant goat, the goat shall be called Alfonzo
All the statues will be barnyard animals instead of stylized humans.
Gobolos returns! With her own personal line of designer clothing for dark and daymares alike.
There shall be a ventral rift. it will be nothing but one huge room with a picture of Bill Gates at the far side, numerous spotlights shall illuminate it and the march of the Empire from "Star Wars" will play in the background.
Instead of that droning roar in the background when deafened, dreamers will have a choice of elevator music.
Tehthu shall be further feared due to another terrible art he can evoke on collapsed dreamers, "enforced crossdressing."
Women will have to wear that skimpy bikini featured in that original "female dreamer concept sketch" but fear not, the males will have to wear it too.
A picture of of FLUSHY in nothing but a tutu shall dominate the screen of anyone afflicted by scare.
Instead of halos teachers will have to wear a tutu.
The station of ruler will be denoted by a little crown, it will look suspiciously like one of those Burger King paper crowns though.
Because only someone as deranged as me would have a rubber chicken Named Alfredo Sanchez
Originally posted by NighthawkUL When did the name change?
......I thought the beta goat was never actually named .... names were thrown around .....but not an actual decision on what to call it. Either way, I stand by my belief that the goat sould be named Captain Salty!
Originally posted by StrikesBrain Further announcements.
GotE's house shall be modeled after a giant goat, the goat shall be called Alfonzo All the statues will be barnyard animals instead of stylized humans. Gobolos returns! With her own personal line of designer clothing for dark and daymares alike. There shall be a ventral rift. it will be nothing but one huge room with a picture of Bill Gates at the far side, numerous spotlights shall illuminate it and the march of the Empire from "Star Wars" will play in the background. Instead of that droning roar in the background when deafened, dreamers will have a choice of elevator music. Tehthu shall be further feared due to another terrible art he can evoke on collapsed dreamers, "enforced crossdressing." Women will have to wear that skimpy bikini featured in that original "female dreamer concept sketch" but fear not, the males will have to wear it too. A picture of of FLUSHY in nothing but a tutu shall dominate the screen of anyone afflicted by scare. Instead of halos teachers will have to wear a tutu. The station of ruler will be denoted by a little crown, it will look suspiciously like one of those Burger King paper crowns though.
7. Women will have to wear that skimpy bikini featured in that original "female dreamer concept sketch" but fear not, the males will have to wear it too.
8. A picture of of FLUSHY in nothing but a tutu shall dominate the screen of anyone afflicted by scare.
Originally posted by StrikesBrain They did this about 4 months ago. And mace wigged out, declared they had foresaken us and the game and it was never going to go out and we were all doomed. Yaddy yaddy yaddy yaddy. Lyra finally posted saying "we're not quite dead yet"
You know how when you crush a spider with your shoe, it twitches around a little bit? That's what happened 4 months ago. Since then there has been 4 screenshots, 2 unfinished screenshots, and 1 model released, all of which were probably completed at least a year ago.
Ah, well in that case, it's nice to know that despite the fact that you think of this game as now a fetid twitching carcass of a former game in development, you still care enough about it to come back and make sure you crushed it thoroughly. I'm not quite sure where I'm going with this, so I'll just post it and go to dinner. Because, dinner contains chicken enchiladas, and unlike the state of this game, you can not argue with chicken enchiladas.
So there.
At any rate at least you care enough about us to return and file a rebuttle. Mind you, you do get pionts for a real nice descriptive. I mean some people just make a negative wisecrack comeback, but you actually put some work in comming up with an original unique putdown. It's a lost art in this day an age.
Because only someone as deranged as me would have a rubber chicken Named Alfredo Sanchez
Stop being pessimistic and think optomistic. Think happy thoughts like...even if we're 50 and the game comes out, we'll still have fun as old fogies (not that 50 is old ).
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Dude who told you Lyra has a sense of humor? I once saw Hawk (Lyra-Hawk, not me) kill a man just to watch him die! Seriously! I'm not lying!
-Nighthawk
P.S. I may or may not have told the truth in this post.
11) Brent Phillips is actually Jesus Christ returned as a computer programmer.
....and life goes on
"I'm not insane. I just have a vivid imagination!"
....and life goes on
...but I felt bad after I laughed...
...well...
...kind of.
See the guy made this funny gurgling sound and the Hawk kicked him and... I dunno... It was just funny.
I guess you had to be there.
I'm going to hell, aren't I?
Oh well, hopefully I'll get to play Reclamation before then.
-otherhawk
...and I thought the goat's name was going to be Mr. Nibbles...
When did the name change?
Why is there a goat???! Where did the goat come from?!
I want more time on my hands to come up with more strange ideas, though a lot of the ones I do think of, I'm on the verge of falling asleep and it's blurry when I wake up
Further announcements.
Because only someone as deranged as me would have a rubber chicken Named Alfredo Sanchez
....and life goes on
"I'm not insane. I just have a vivid imagination!"
Better than the first
Especially of these two...
7. Women will have to wear that skimpy bikini featured in that original "female dreamer concept sketch" but fear not, the males will have to wear it too.
8. A picture of of FLUSHY in nothing but a tutu shall dominate the screen of anyone afflicted by scare.
Ah, well in that case, it's nice to know that despite the fact that you think of this game as now a fetid twitching carcass of a former game in development, you still care enough about it to come back and make sure you crushed it thoroughly. I'm not quite sure where I'm going with this, so I'll just post it and go to dinner. Because, dinner contains chicken enchiladas, and unlike the state of this game, you can not argue with chicken enchiladas.
So there.
At any rate at least you care enough about us to return and file a rebuttle. Mind you, you do get pionts for a real nice descriptive. I mean some people just make a negative wisecrack comeback, but you actually put some work in comming up with an original unique putdown. It's a lost art in this day an age.
Because only someone as deranged as me would have a rubber chicken Named Alfredo Sanchez
ok mace posted, this means there will be an update soon!!!!
and Mace you got to be the most negative person i ever met in UL hehe but maybe thats why i liek you the way you are!!
Stop being pessimistic and think optomistic. Think happy thoughts like...even if we're 50 and the game comes out, we'll still have fun as old fogies (not that 50 is old
).
I'm ready for Rec
HAPPY THOUGHTS!!!!!!
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
....and life goes on
Thinking happy thoughts allows one to fly
Stuck in my childhood