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What is your most embarrassing moment?
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I guess most embarrassing thing for me was when I went to an ice rink to do skating, my ex g/fs birthday was there...I sucked at it, fell and as I was falling I grabbed a womans boob as I was trying to grab onto an object to stop from? falling...yeah that was really embarrassing...
What about yours?
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That is embarasing for you? I do this on PURPOSE all the time!
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I had a solo in the school play, started singing the wrong verse, put my hand over my chest and yelled out oh my god in front of the entire grade level I was in. From that moment on, every five minutes someone was pointing at me and exclaiming OH MY GOD!!!
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I was on a boat trip in middle school where everyone got sick from a mixture of the crappy food on the galley and the motion in the ocean. Everyone was puking, and I tried my hardest to hold it in, but at one point I had to hurl and there was no stopping it. I tried to get into the bathroom on the deck, but there was always someone in it yakking, so I immediately went over to the handrail let it loose. Only problem was that I also let loose a massive fart simultaneously, and everyone around me caught it.
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Mine is similar to GTs above. I was trying to beat a record squat (800 lbs). I was pushing so hard on the way back up I released the most god awful loudest, smelliest fart engulfing all those in my immediate vicinity - including a girl I was dating at the time.
I successfully squatted the 800lbs, but my success was fouled by my release of toxicity.
In my college days I was taking a mid-term exam in Differential Calculus and I had drank a lot before the exam, I had to go to the restroom so bad and I asked my professor if I could go and she said no, I ended up throwing up in my pants and pee was everywhere, all of my classmates were laughing at me and Iv'e been suspended in school for 1 week. I could have died because of that. lol.”
My life is one big embarrassing moment.
Sometimes it feels like I live in a cartoon. To name a few..
I was a lifeguard at the Y and I jumped off the high dive the water stings when you hit it so I didn;t notice and when I came back up I had no top and a kid was running away with it.
I was changing lockers at school and I had my arms full of books so this guy decides it funny to come up behind me and unzip my mini skirt so it falls around my ankles and everyone gets a peek at my red heart covered thong. To make it worse my hands were full of books so I couldnt pull it up immediately and I about tripped over my skirt , so I dropped books everywhere in the hall and picked up my skirt and went to the girls room.
I used to have to tape my breasts when I was doing gymnastics, and once when I was doing flips they came untaped and out of my leotard.
I was giving a speech in front of a large crowd on a cold morning and I noticed everyone was not looking me in the eyes.
When I was bartending in college, I was walking out of a dark hallway with a cup full of ice, I slipped on a tray waitstaff had left on the floor and all of the ice came out of my cup and went straight down this womans blouse.
I was playing 3 roles in a play in highschool and they all had very different accents. When I came back to the dressing room to find my wardrobe change and get back on stage quickly, someone had put all my costumes in a box so I was running late. When i got on stage, not only could I not remember my line, I was doing the wrong accent, and I had my dress tucked into my hose.
Those should be proud moments.
People are noticing some nice qualities you possess. No shame in being proud of their suppleness.
Having some sweet luvin with my ex using some fancy lube only to realize before it was to late that when we got to it they had made the mix to hot. Ended up running with her screaming our asses off to the kitchen dousing ourselves in milk. Only to wake up her sister and boyfriend. Who promptly come in to see us sitting in the kitchen pouring milk on ourselves. Yup, that was embarassing as hell. Turns out they recalled that mix for that brand.
Yours and Mine? Same experience with my wife and I...without the milk.
Actually it was Trojan. The flavored kind. I believe it was the cherry one. Heated Sensation my ass. More like thermonuclear meltdown. It was so hot that I actually involuntarily was screaming. ugh.. bad night, great funny memories though.
Man, your embarrassing moments are a young boy's wet dream.
When I was in high school I came home from wrestling practice to catch my mom and dad having sex. That was pretty embarrasing for all parties involved. Apparently they thought practice was going to be longer than it actually was.
My mom got me back though. About a year later she found one of my towels under my bed. A towel that I used to clean up if you know what I mean.
Don't really have to be a boy to enjoy Deviliscious' stories.... I enjoyed them... quite thoroughly...
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
The real life version is way better than the stories
Heh... like you'd know...
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
I might know a thing or two
Highly doubtful...
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
I hate to tell you but you might not know as much as you think you do
He's an online stalker man. Don't listen to or believe a thing he says.
no need to stalk. I am sitting right beside devil playing a game.
Yes, you're a stalker man. I've spoken with deviliscious personally and she's told me as much. She's had to call the police on pervs like you because you constantly harrass her and if I were in your presence I'd knock your block off because losers like you make women afraid for their lives. Let it go man and women might like you for real instead of pretending that they do.
Unless she's been lying to me and at this point I'll take her word over yours.
LMAO!! and yes she obviously has been telling you some stories. You think maybe there's a reason she's not talking to you and your partner there?
I know he's a stalker. I've seen the many incarnations of this tool and to what extent Deviliscious has to deal with him and his kind. It's why I had to throw in the comments I did. I know for a fact he's not anywhere near her and is only spouting crap like the many other times.
Only way Deviliscious would be sitting next to someone like him is if it was against her will... and there aren't many ... if any people that can make her do things against her will. Kinda understand why she doesn't post here much. I wouldn't either if I had this kind of shit following me around.
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
oh poor disillusioned little boy
and I will take that bet on what you know and don't know for a fact
The only person suffering from delusions in this thread is you.
Calling me little boy takes away just that much more credibility... not that you ever had any to begin with.
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
oh that hurts...
frankly I could care less what you think. All I know is you don't have a clue what you are talking about.