and I will take that bet on what you know and don't know for a fact
The only person suffering from delusions in this thread is you.
Calling me little boy takes away just that much more credibility... not that you ever had any to begin with.
oh that hurts...
frankly I could care less what you think. All I know is you don't have a clue what you are talking about.
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That's a really big pet peeve of mine.
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way back in middle school, i was chosen to represent the class in an extemporaneous speech. everything was doing fine but at the middle of my speech, i suddenly got mental block and i was stucked standing in front of so many people and was also puzzled for i just keep on staring them and doing nothing, i dont even remember my back up plan for cases like that~! lol
way back in middle school, i was chosen to represent the class in an extemporaneous speech. everything was doing fine but at the middle of my speech, i suddenly got mental block and i was stucked standing in front of so many people and was also puzzled for i just keep on staring them and doing nothing, i dont even remember my back up plan for cases like that~! lol
Ah, that happens to just about everyone. Now if you had said you wet your pants in the middle of your speech...that would have been something.
We were having our midterms exams that time, I studied for 2 days with barely sleeping at night I was so confident that i;'m gonna pass the exam no matter how hard it was. I even challenged my classmates that my score will not go down 60. So when the exam day came, everybody was really nervous except me, who was feeling very confident. When I recieved the test papers, I found out that the coverage of the exams was the chapter that I ddin't study so when I got the results my grade was only 1 out of the 100 questions. I was so embarrased I didn't went to school for a week.
Last Christmas was my most embarrassing moment in my life. Because I’m with my siblings and I have to guide them with their godfather and godmother. Unfortunately that time I saw my ultimate crush and she told me that I am a baby sitter and how much do I earned in babysitting then she laugh all out loud. That day I became little in the middle of many people and that time I regret that I’ve fall for her.
My most embarrassing moment i had was when I was having my thesis I class, I haven't had any sleep for some days. When I went to class one day, I entered my classroom to attend my first class. I was wondering why no one was saying a word, so I decided to sleep thinking that maybe no one is there yet since I got up early. After 5 mins, someone patted me on the back and he told me to wake up and since the dean was here, to my surpirse the room that I went in was actually the conference hall and that time all the officials where there and they were surprised to what I did. I was so embarrased and got detained for my wrong deed.
Hm...Telling my girlfriend I wasnt actually a 'female' (Srsly....How embarassing was that?? That was like...4-5 months after we started dating)
Umm... What else... Oh! In my highschool, there was a dress code..Basically guys wear button shirts n stuff like that ...green button shirt and purple pants (EGGPLANT FTW!) Anyways! I had long cute hair in lolita style pigtails n all cute like that....so first day i just let my hair down and wore the guy clothes...THEN MY HOMEROOM TEACHER TOLD ME TO CUT IT!
Soooo...Next day I came in the girls uniform with makeup and all lolita like and in pigtails and a big ribbon hairband o.o They were speechless o.o But they made me wear the guys outfit! >.<
Do you have any idea how embarassing that iss??
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Hm...Telling my girlfriend I wasnt actually a 'female' (Srsly....How embarassing was that?? That was like...4-5 months after we started dating)
What? How does that even work?
Umm...
I bind my thingie down there o.o and I take umm...hormone replacement sooo...I have teh boobies? n yah o.o
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I can't forget when I was a child my mom is rushing me up to go to school that time and it was getting late. I was in a rush forgeting my time to go to the bathroom. I came to school a little bit late, I rush in to the classroom. I was little uncomfortable and sweating, feeling that I need to go to the bathroom to release this uneasiness im feeling. That time my profesor had a question about literature and I was called. I stand up and a gash of fluid came out of my shorts and it smelled all over the classroom, i poop on my shorts and my classmates hold their breath and start laughing. I ran to the powder room clean my self up with the help of my profesor. I was rally uncalled for, and my classmate called me that time a liquid baby.
it was the summer of 1999 and i was at lake pleasant with my relatives. there was water skiing, tubing, and other stuff going on. i was doing some tubing when they decided to crank up the speed for shits and giggles. the water began feeling like concrete, the waves were becoming much bigger, and my shorts' tie had become undone. as we neared a crowd of college kids, a wave caught my shorts and pulled them off. just about everybody saw my wang. people were laughing and i was making a furious attempt to get back to my shorts before they sank to the bottom of the lake. i ended up making the 50ft swim to retrieve them. fortunately these were the days before youtube.
two years later, there was this other time during my senior year of high school where i was called up to the front of the class to give an oral review about a book i had read. the timing couldn't have been any worse becuase i had been thinking about the girl who was just up there before i. she had herself an awesome rocking ass and an awesome pair of tits. i had a well defined boner. i turned bright red with embarassment and the teacher just shook his head, turned away, covered his face, and i could hear/see him trying to hold back his laughter. there i was giving the review while the class was still laughing a bit. my friends were making hand gestures that made me chuckle throughout the speech.
once class got out, the girl who was up there said that it was all good and she didn't mind if i had some dirty thoughts running through my mind about her. she was quite flattered, actually! she and i became close friends after that. to this very day, i still see and talk to her whenever i'm in town. she's still bomb as fuck. she's still single, doesn't have any children, doesn't want any children, and has never been married. {=o)
Hm...Telling my girlfriend I wasnt actually a 'female' (Srsly....How embarassing was that?? That was like...4-5 months after we started dating)
What? How does that even work?
Umm...
I bind my thingie down there o.o and I take umm...hormone replacement sooo...I have teh boobies? n yah o.o
And your gf was uhm..blind? Lol
you do know you can bind it and wear booty shorts and itll look like you have a vag o.o
but no at most she saw me was topless (and i have bewbies so..)o.o
''/\/\'' Posted using Iphone bunni ( o.o) (")(") **This bunny was cloned from bunnies belonging to Gobla and is part of the Quizzical Fanclub and the The Marvelously Meowhead Fan Club**
once class got out, the girl who was up there said that it was all good and she didn't mind if i had some dirty thoughts running through my mind about her. she was quite flattered, actually! she and i became close friends after that. to this very day, i still see and talk to her whenever i'm in town. she's still bomb as fuck. she's still single, doesn't have any children, doesn't want any children, and has never been married. {=o)
I'd say this was a sign... Kinda makes me wonder why you never bothered to do anything about it.
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
Haha, that happened to a friend of mine Castile. Well sorta. The only difference my friend is technically physically female , except her reproduction is male. She ended up dating a girl at school and 3 months later when she tried something with her she had to tell her shes reproductively male lol. Ended up working out. Shes still with her after 15 years.
once class got out, the girl who was up there said that it was all good and she didn't mind if i had some dirty thoughts running through my mind about her. she was quite flattered, actually! she and i became close friends after that. to this very day, i still see and talk to her whenever i'm in town. she's still bomb as fuck. she's still single, doesn't have any children, doesn't want any children, and has never been married. {=o)
I'd say this was a sign... Kinda makes me wonder why you never bothered to do anything about it.
that is because i also don't want to ever get married or have children.
Well is kinda ancient to remember my most embarrassing moment. It was friday and our group has a tradition that we gonna drink every friday even at class hours. That day I was definetly drunk as usual and I forgot that we gonna have a classroom debate about alcohol at a younger age if it is okay to drink or not. Unfortunately I was in the side of we don't want young age to be drinking alcohol. The time came that we started debating on it, I was too dizzy that time and came to argue with my classmate about the situation pushing my opinion that youngsters like us where not allowed to drink. I became impatient and forgot that I am in a class session, I punch my classmate in the face. After that I can't hold my dizziness anymore and turn around my professor was there started to puke. The lasting I remember I was detained in the moderators office drinking a cup of coffee.
When I first met Mrs Baff, she was always complaining that she couldn't trust me. She travels a lot and I like girls.
So I got this internet software that sets up a live webcam feed to a website. The idea being that once set up, she could dial up the webpage anytime she felt paraniod and see exactly what I was doing. (Which would clearly be very boring nerd stuff and not the blonde nurse of her imagination).
Anyways, I set it up and MSN'ed the link to all my nerdy gaming IT manager type friends to bugtest the system for me before I sent her the guarenteed to work hyperlink .
A bit later on I am having a quiet moment alone in front of the porn. And then...
This loud bing bong noise plays over the speaker....
Trying not to fall out of my chair, put it away and turn off the camera all at the same time.
I have no idea which of my friends clicked on the MSN link to the my dick live show that I sent them. None of them have ever admitted to it.
I've given up with the whole live webcasting thing.
once class got out, the girl who was up there said that it was all good and she didn't mind if i had some dirty thoughts running through my mind about her. she was quite flattered, actually! she and i became close friends after that. to this very day, i still see and talk to her whenever i'm in town. she's still bomb as fuck. she's still single, doesn't have any children, doesn't want any children, and has never been married. {=o)
I'd say this was a sign... Kinda makes me wonder why you never bothered to do anything about it.
that is because i also don't want to ever get married or have children.
I think Illius means you should've asked her out, I think.
We're all Geniuses. Most of us just don't know it.
When I first met Mrs Baff, she was always complaining that she couldn't trust me. She travels a lot and I like girls.
So I got this internet software that sets up a live webcam feed to a website. The idea being that once set up, she could dial up the webpage anytime she felt paraniod and see exactly what I was doing. (Which would clearly be very boring nerd stuff and not the blonde nurse of her imagination).
Anyways, I set it up and MSN'ed the link to all my nerdy gaming IT manager type friends to bugtest the system for me before I sent her the guarenteed to work hyperlink .
A bit later on I am having a quiet moment alone in front of the porn. And then...
This loud bing bong noise plays over the speaker....
Trying not to fall out of my chair, put it away and turn off the camera all at the same time.
I have no idea which of my friends clicked on the MSN link to the my dick live show that I sent them. None of them have ever admitted to it.
I've given up with the whole live webcasting thing.
Somewhere on imageshack or some other image hosting site is a pic of you cock pounding.
One of mine was when I was riding my motoprcycle with a bunch of guys, looking cool and badass at the light and I forgot to downshift. When the light went green, I was in third and stalled out.
List of embarrassing moments continues ( after a tequila break)
Having sex in the pool house and the chair breaks making a huge noise with my ex's Dad outside and walks in freaked out and says " we need to talk" .. then having the long like 4 hour " talk with his father" I had just met. LOL
Was at a party after work with some co workers and Angie ( co worker) poked me in the chest while making a joke and my button shot off my shirt and hit her in the eye and my shirt bust open and then having to listen to a slew of jokes about the attack of the killer boobs.
Having my ex's mother call me " that 13 year old girl" repeatedly when I was 20 at the time. LOL
My ex's mother buying and then making me wear in front of them the weird black with tucans all over it outfits she bought for me for Chistmas.
That drunk cowboy getting on the mic and calling me " whistle britches".
Having my boss make me stamp my ass on a tile against my objections and have howard stern rate it and autograph it on stage.
Fell through the ceiling in the boys bathroom and watched Jeremy piss all over his shoes. ( no I had no intention of seeing that or falling through) ... it is a long story. LOL
Was at a party after work with some co workers and Angie ( co worker) poked me in the chest while making a joke and my button shot off my shirt and hit her in the eye and my shirt bust open and then having to listen to a slew of jokes about the attack of the killer boobs.
That is just outright awesome... if I could choose my own X-men style powers, it would be similar to that, only with flying belt buckles or the pull-tab on my fly's zipper.
Then I'd adopt a hick catchphrase like "that'll learn im" for when I hand out beatdowns with nothing but my bursting loins.
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Was at a party after work with some co workers and Angie ( co worker) poked me in the chest while making a joke and my button shot off my shirt and hit her in the eye and my shirt bust open and then having to listen to a slew of jokes about the attack of the killer boobs.
That is just outright awesome... if I could choose my own X-men style powers, it would be similar to that, only with flying belt buckles or the pull-tab on my fly's zipper.
Then I'd adopt a hick catchphrase like "that'll learn im" for when I hand out beatdowns with nothing but my bursting loins.
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That's a really big pet peeve of mine.
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way back in middle school, i was chosen to represent the class in an extemporaneous speech. everything was doing fine but at the middle of my speech, i suddenly got mental block and i was stucked standing in front of so many people and was also puzzled for i just keep on staring them and doing nothing, i dont even remember my back up plan for cases like that~! lol
Ah, that happens to just about everyone. Now if you had said you wet your pants in the middle of your speech...that would have been something.
We were having our midterms exams that time, I studied for 2 days with barely sleeping at night I was so confident that i;'m gonna pass the exam no matter how hard it was. I even challenged my classmates that my score will not go down 60. So when the exam day came, everybody was really nervous except me, who was feeling very confident. When I recieved the test papers, I found out that the coverage of the exams was the chapter that I ddin't study so when I got the results my grade was only 1 out of the 100 questions. I was so embarrased I didn't went to school for a week.
Last Christmas was my most embarrassing moment in my life. Because I’m with my siblings and I have to guide them with their godfather and godmother. Unfortunately that time I saw my ultimate crush and she told me that I am a baby sitter and how much do I earned in babysitting then she laugh all out loud. That day I became little in the middle of many people and that time I regret that I’ve fall for her.
My most embarrassing moment i had was when I was having my thesis I class, I haven't had any sleep for some days. When I went to class one day, I entered my classroom to attend my first class. I was wondering why no one was saying a word, so I decided to sleep thinking that maybe no one is there yet since I got up early. After 5 mins, someone patted me on the back and he told me to wake up and since the dean was here, to my surpirse the room that I went in was actually the conference hall and that time all the officials where there and they were surprised to what I did. I was so embarrased and got detained for my wrong deed.
Most embarassing moment?
Hm...Telling my girlfriend I wasnt actually a 'female' (Srsly....How embarassing was that?? That was like...4-5 months after we started dating)
Umm... What else... Oh! In my highschool, there was a dress code..Basically guys wear button shirts n stuff like that ...green button shirt and purple pants (EGGPLANT FTW!) Anyways! I had long cute hair in lolita style pigtails n all cute like that....so first day i just let my hair down and wore the guy clothes...THEN MY HOMEROOM TEACHER TOLD ME TO CUT IT!
Soooo...Next day I came in the girls uniform with makeup and all lolita like and in pigtails and a big ribbon hairband o.o They were speechless o.o But they made me wear the guys outfit! >.<
Do you have any idea how embarassing that iss??
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( o.o)
(")(")
**This bunny was cloned from bunnies belonging to Gobla and is part of the Quizzical Fanclub and the The Marvelously Meowhead Fan Club**
What? How does that even work?
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Now Playing: Skyrim, Wurm Online, Tropico 4
Waiting On: GW2, TSW, Archeage, The Rapture
Umm...
I bind my thingie down there o.o and I take umm...hormone replacement sooo...I have teh boobies? n yah o.o
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( o.o)
(")(")
**This bunny was cloned from bunnies belonging to Gobla and is part of the Quizzical Fanclub and the The Marvelously Meowhead Fan Club**
I can't forget when I was a child my mom is rushing me up to go to school that time and it was getting late. I was in a rush forgeting my time to go to the bathroom. I came to school a little bit late, I rush in to the classroom. I was little uncomfortable and sweating, feeling that I need to go to the bathroom to release this uneasiness im feeling. That time my profesor had a question about literature and I was called. I stand up and a gash of fluid came out of my shorts and it smelled all over the classroom, i poop on my shorts and my classmates hold their breath and start laughing. I ran to the powder room clean my self up with the help of my profesor. I was rally uncalled for, and my classmate called me that time a liquid baby.
it was the summer of 1999 and i was at lake pleasant with my relatives. there was water skiing, tubing, and other stuff going on. i was doing some tubing when they decided to crank up the speed for shits and giggles. the water began feeling like concrete, the waves were becoming much bigger, and my shorts' tie had become undone. as we neared a crowd of college kids, a wave caught my shorts and pulled them off. just about everybody saw my wang. people were laughing and i was making a furious attempt to get back to my shorts before they sank to the bottom of the lake. i ended up making the 50ft swim to retrieve them. fortunately these were the days before youtube.
two years later, there was this other time during my senior year of high school where i was called up to the front of the class to give an oral review about a book i had read. the timing couldn't have been any worse becuase i had been thinking about the girl who was just up there before i. she had herself an awesome rocking ass and an awesome pair of tits. i had a well defined boner. i turned bright red with embarassment and the teacher just shook his head, turned away, covered his face, and i could hear/see him trying to hold back his laughter. there i was giving the review while the class was still laughing a bit. my friends were making hand gestures that made me chuckle throughout the speech.
once class got out, the girl who was up there said that it was all good and she didn't mind if i had some dirty thoughts running through my mind about her. she was quite flattered, actually! she and i became close friends after that. to this very day, i still see and talk to her whenever i'm in town. she's still bomb as fuck. she's still single, doesn't have any children, doesn't want any children, and has never been married. {=o)
And your gf was uhm..blind? Lol
We're all Geniuses. Most of us just don't know it.
you do know you can bind it and wear booty shorts and itll look like you have a vag o.o
but no at most she saw me was topless (and i have bewbies so..)o.o
''/\/\'' Posted using Iphone bunni
( o.o)
(")(")
**This bunny was cloned from bunnies belonging to Gobla and is part of the Quizzical Fanclub and the The Marvelously Meowhead Fan Club**
I'd say this was a sign... Kinda makes me wonder why you never bothered to do anything about it.
No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-
Haha, that happened to a friend of mine Castile. Well sorta. The only difference my friend is technically physically female , except her reproduction is male. She ended up dating a girl at school and 3 months later when she tried something with her she had to tell her shes reproductively male lol. Ended up working out. Shes still with her after 15 years.
that is because i also don't want to ever get married or have children.
Well is kinda ancient to remember my most embarrassing moment. It was friday and our group has a tradition that we gonna drink every friday even at class hours. That day I was definetly drunk as usual and I forgot that we gonna have a classroom debate about alcohol at a younger age if it is okay to drink or not. Unfortunately I was in the side of we don't want young age to be drinking alcohol. The time came that we started debating on it, I was too dizzy that time and came to argue with my classmate about the situation pushing my opinion that youngsters like us where not allowed to drink. I became impatient and forgot that I am in a class session, I punch my classmate in the face. After that I can't hold my dizziness anymore and turn around my professor was there started to puke. The lasting I remember I was detained in the moderators office drinking a cup of coffee.
When I first met Mrs Baff, she was always complaining that she couldn't trust me. She travels a lot and I like girls.
So I got this internet software that sets up a live webcam feed to a website. The idea being that once set up, she could dial up the webpage anytime she felt paraniod and see exactly what I was doing. (Which would clearly be very boring nerd stuff and not the blonde nurse of her imagination).
Anyways, I set it up and MSN'ed the link to all my nerdy gaming IT manager type friends to bugtest the system for me before I sent her the guarenteed to work hyperlink .
A bit later on I am having a quiet moment alone in front of the porn. And then...
This loud bing bong noise plays over the speaker....
Trying not to fall out of my chair, put it away and turn off the camera all at the same time.
I have no idea which of my friends clicked on the MSN link to the my dick live show that I sent them. None of them have ever admitted to it.
I've given up with the whole live webcasting thing.
I think Illius means you should've asked her out, I think.
We're all Geniuses. Most of us just don't know it.
Somewhere on imageshack or some other image hosting site is a pic of you cock pounding.
One of mine was when I was riding my motoprcycle with a bunch of guys, looking cool and badass at the light and I forgot to downshift. When the light went green, I was in third and stalled out.
NOOB
I should add this thread on the list of embarrassing moments .
1. I would never date anyone who is posting on these forums.
2. I am happily in a relationship right now and am not interested in dating anyone posting on these forums.
3. I have had a very long week considering my brother was cut out of his vehicle with the jaws of life and careflighted and is lucky to be alive right now and I do not have time to deal with the nonsense on these forums.
4. people please stop harrassing me on here or I may not come back. It is sad these days I get more BS on these forums than I do in a bar these days.
5. The freak emails need to stop.
List of embarrassing moments continues ( after a tequila break)
Having sex in the pool house and the chair breaks making a huge noise with my ex's Dad outside and walks in freaked out and says " we need to talk" .. then having the long like 4 hour " talk with his father" I had just met. LOL
Was at a party after work with some co workers and Angie ( co worker) poked me in the chest while making a joke and my button shot off my shirt and hit her in the eye and my shirt bust open and then having to listen to a slew of jokes about the attack of the killer boobs.
Having my ex's mother call me " that 13 year old girl" repeatedly when I was 20 at the time. LOL
My ex's mother buying and then making me wear in front of them the weird black with tucans all over it outfits she bought for me for Chistmas.
That drunk cowboy getting on the mic and calling me " whistle britches".
Having my boss make me stamp my ass on a tile against my objections and have howard stern rate it and autograph it on stage.
Fell through the ceiling in the boys bathroom and watched Jeremy piss all over his shoes. ( no I had no intention of seeing that or falling through) ... it is a long story. LOL
That is just outright awesome... if I could choose my own X-men style powers, it would be similar to that, only with flying belt buckles or the pull-tab on my fly's zipper.
Then I'd adopt a hick catchphrase like "that'll learn im" for when I hand out beatdowns with nothing but my bursting loins.
Writer / Musician / Game Designer
Now Playing: Skyrim, Wurm Online, Tropico 4
Waiting On: GW2, TSW, Archeage, The Rapture
GT. You are scary.