Howdy, Stranger!
It looks like you're new here. If you want to get involved, click one of these buttons!
Quick Links
...and now a random fact about Vin Diesel
RazmaX
Member Posts: 4
Guns don't kill people, Vin Diesel kills people. Sometimes with guns.
Comments
Vin Diesel belongs to a religious sect that believes that cameras can steal your soul, and as a result he refuses to stand in front of a camera. All photographs and films of him are not actually of him, but an animatronic wax replica programmed to mimic his every move. During the filming of Pitch Black the replica ran amok and slew two thirds of the cast, before the real Vin was able reprogram it using his exceptional x86 assembler skills. Unfortunately, the new program was too benevolent for Vin's action packed roles, so that particular wax replica was retired from movie making and went on to become Mother Theresa.
Vin Diesel once pissed a detailed map of London's underground into the snow and Vin did a GEICO commercial in which he can be seen smiling and drinking a strawberry smoothie. The voice-over then says, "In the time it takes to sodomize and murder a family of four, you can save 15% or more on your car insurance." Also, there are pictures in northern India depicting Vin Diesel pimping a man's rickshaw. At this time Vin Diesel was in a gaseous state, making such a feat child's play. He is indeed a religious person. Vin Diesel worships Poseidon, and makes no secret of that fact while attending Catholic mass. Vin Diesel's Sidekick contains photographs of the lost final book of the Bible in which the identity of Christ's second coming is revealed. Vin Diesel traveled back in time to 10th century Iceland with a stack of Jack Chick comics. Under the name of Thangbrand he converted all icelanders to christianity. Vin Diesel climbed to the top of Mount Olympus and killed Zeus with his bare hands. He carries Zeus' soul in a vial made from the frozen tears of Athena. Vin is quite the businessman. Vin Diesel has licensed his own endorphins to Coca Cola to form the basis of a new soft drink to be launched in the new year. It will be called SpUud. Vin Diesel is known to carry a high powered assault rifle in his spine, which he uses to hunt large game. Once he gave up hunting, Vin Diesel once impregnated a mule, regardless of them being impotent. Being a mystical person, he doesn't actually walk anywhere, rather his feet hover a millimeter off the ground. Vin is delicious. Vin Diesel contains 1400% of the US RDA of riboflavin. More to the point, he tastes faintly of fresh hollandaise sauce. Vin Diesel's toast lands butter side up. Vin Diesel was supposed to play James Bond instead of xXx, but when he met the head of MGM studios, he shook his hand too vigorously, snapping his spine in twain. Vin owns at video games. He got to level 50 in Everquest II in 2 minutes and Vin Diesel beat Halo 2 on legendary, in 8 minutes. Vin Diesels tongue is coated with spores; once these enter the body of a person they will become, he who is known as "I Am". ound recording devices encounter some kind of interference when Vin Diesel is distressed. Specialists have isolated some of these sounds and say they are like leathery wings flapping. Vin Diesel once gave a woman an orgasm so intense she invented three new branches of mathemetics, discovered the first half of the true name of god and now only needs two and half hours of sleep a week. She can also now cook a damn good English Breakfast, and never breaks an eggs yolk. Vin Diesel pimped Xzibit's ride..Vin Diesel can see in the dark, but only by making a high pitched squeal, and feeling the vibrations of it reflecting off of other surface, like bats.. It was actually Vin Diesel, and not Otto von Bisarck, who was responsible for the unfication of Germany. The reason for the clerical error in the history books is that a majority of book production machinery cannot handle the sheer power of the name of Vin Diesel and thus spits out random letters. The fact that they all spew out "Otto von Bismarck" is simply by chance..Vin Diesel's bodily secretions are highly explosive if mixed with orange juice, and so his every move is tracked by a team of governement agents with instructions to kill him should he fall into enemy hands.Vin Diesel asked himself one question. And yes, he did feel lucky. He then proceeded to disembowel Clint Eastwood. And his mother.The odds of experiencing an encounter with the elusive Vin Diesel are approximately 52,932,018,490,314 to 1… If you are lucky enough to see him; you will experience 10 seconds of good fortune until you are brutally devoured by Vin’s mind... Yes he can eat you with his mind because he is that awesome.Vin Diesel actually has hair, but it's beauty is too great for mortal men to behold. As such, he appears bald to all but the purest of heart.Vin Diesel is so corpulent, when he sits around the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa, he sits AROUND the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa.The lyric, “You catch the pearl and ride the dragon’s wings,” from the band Asia’s song “Heat of the Moment,” was taken from a deleted scene of Vin Diesel’s stock market epic “Boiler Room.”Vin Diesel tastes like chicken, reported Michael Moore after getting a small bite from Vin's left forearm. Moore gained 120 pounds in the following days, but he remembers those days as the greatest days in his life.Vin is quite amazing. The New England Patriots' Superbowl victories all occurred after the real team was replaced by Vin Diesel, disguised as an entire football team. WOW! Vin Diesel played hockey in high school but opposing teams made him strip down to his undies as an handicap. He still won most of the games until his momma figured what he really did every thursday evening. Vin Diesel was the leading agent for the Bay of Pigs fiasco, and would have pulled it off even without air support, had Castro not challenged Diesel to a game of Spades. Diesel easily won, but was too late to save the invasion, and so he is haunted by the ghosts of dead Cuban revolutionaries.When Vin Diesel created time, he pondered making the hours, minutes, and seconds base 10 for mortals to comprehend easier, however; he chose to suit his own pallet and mix things up a bit.Vin Diesel breaks open whole wasp hives to get to the protein-rich queen inside. What we feel as burning stings are to him relaxing tickles.Coq au Vin used to be the French name for chicken stew. Ever since Vin Diesel's movies premiered in France, it has taken on a very different meaning, but the French people love it more than ever. Vin Diesel will be remembered for his valor when the Venusians finally invade the Earth.I saw Vin Diesel buying a hip flask once, and was unable to move any muscle in my body for 37 hours. I was lucky - people have died just from being in his presence.I am currently carrying Vin Diesel's triplets, being impregnated after watching Pitch Black, XXX and Chronicles of Riddick in one evening. yes, I think he is incredibly Doable.
"Whoever controls the media controls the mind..-'Jim Morrison"
"When decorum is repression, the only dignity free men have is to speak out." ~Abbie Hoffman
Well if you take the qouta from A to X hilbernian , then you would just end up dead like the rest. But if you take a purple elephant and quasi melecular embryos from a 600 year old chicken you would end up with a baby with seven eyes and 20 toes. So in conclusion Vin Diesel is a space alien from the planet Y'thuuk.
stupid drov's
EDIT: drovs mean stupid indians you douchebags.
sometimes when im really bored i feel like watching tv and once vin diesel was on and guess what his last name was diesel as in the car fuel as in the fuel we use for trucks and ships but not that much for cars as in a black liquid that burns as in a gasoline as in a to the r to the t to the h to the u to the r. also i know this post belongs in the spam forum but im so lazy that i cant scroll down the screen and click on the spam forum i just had to post here
and no not even i know what i just said.
vin is a d&d dork
-In memory of Laura "Taera" Genender. Passed away on Aug/13/08-
|
RISING DRAGOON ~AION US ONLINE LEGION for Elyos
he once got beat up by a troop of girl scouts because he refused to buy cookies.
and is currently trying to run for governor of alaska, but is expected to lose because the majority of alaskans(Eskimoes) have not seen his films.
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you''re one of the 2% who hasn''t, copy & paste this in your signature.