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Pirate joke :)
Vercades
Member Posts: 1,065
A pirate walks into a bar. He's got a wooden leg, an eye-patch, and a hook where his right hand used to be.
The barkeep says "What happened to you? Last I saw you, you had all your body parts!"
The pirate says "Arrgh, matey. I got into a scuffle on board the ship, and my leg caught a bullet and shattered the bone. The Doc replaced it with this plank. Now it's OK."
The barkeep asked "How about that hook?"
"Well, matey," the pirate said, "I fell overboard, a shark bit me hand off, and 'ol Doc replaced it with this hook. So it's all OK now."
Barkeep says "And what about your eye?"
The pirate says "Well, I was looking up at the sails, and a bird pooped right in my eye."
The barkeep asked "And that's what made you lose your eye??"
"No, matey," he said, "first day with the new hook!"
The barkeep says "What happened to you? Last I saw you, you had all your body parts!"
The pirate says "Arrgh, matey. I got into a scuffle on board the ship, and my leg caught a bullet and shattered the bone. The Doc replaced it with this plank. Now it's OK."
The barkeep asked "How about that hook?"
"Well, matey," the pirate said, "I fell overboard, a shark bit me hand off, and 'ol Doc replaced it with this hook. So it's all OK now."
Barkeep says "And what about your eye?"
The pirate says "Well, I was looking up at the sails, and a bird pooped right in my eye."
The barkeep asked "And that's what made you lose your eye??"
"No, matey," he said, "first day with the new hook!"
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Leerooooyyy nngggJJennkkinnss..
A Legend was Born
you're really getting into the pirate ordeal, aren't ya verc?
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Aight man,
Vercades what the heck is up with the Pirate thing recently?
did you drink some jesus juice?
expired coke?
what's up man.. speak to me
oh and LEEEEERRRROOYYYY nnngggJJEERRRRKINNNNNSSSSSS
What's your Wu Name?
Donovan --> Wu Name = Violent Knight
Methane47 --> Wu Name = Thunderous Leader
"Some people call me the walking plank, 'cuz any where you go... Death is right behind you.."
<i>ME<i>
Expired coke? More like expired joke.
"Whoever controls the media controls the mind..-'Jim Morrison"
"When decorum is repression, the only dignity free men have is to speak out." ~Abbie Hoffman
ZING!!!!
Pirates rule
, everyone is just jealous Vercades.
Yarrrr!1!1!1!1!1!
Old joke, good one though. Doesn't matter it's okay anyways. I like to hear old jokes, especially since they are cleaner than newer ones and I can tell them to the kids I've been babysitting. ANYWAYS. Does anyone else have any good jokes that I can tell to 6-8 year olds? If ya' do please post them.
I know that you're hiding things
using gentle words to shelter me
your words were like a dream
but dreams could never form me...
Not that easily
I acted so distant then
didn't say good-bye before you left
but I was listening
you'll fight your battles far from me...
Far too easily Save your tears Cause I'll come back
-Final Fantasy
Ok I got one...
For the kids who Know and Love seasame Street
Knock Knock,
Who's there,
Juan,
Juan who?
JUAN WHO THREE!!!!! AHH AHHH AHHH
(incase you didn't get it it's from Count Countula)
What's your Wu Name?
Donovan --> Wu Name = Violent Knight
Methane47 --> Wu Name = Thunderous Leader
"Some people call me the walking plank, 'cuz any where you go... Death is right behind you.."
<i>ME<i>
Why did the ranger cross the street?
The chicken have him down to half hit points!
(you gotta love all those rangers)
- "If I understand you well, you are telling me until next time. " - Ren
yarr matey tis a good joke! YARRRRRRRR
Well heres a good one.
How come the pirate couldent get into his movie?
because it was rated ARRRRR!
Arr, that be a funny joke ye' be tellin'...arrr!
If it's got blood, I can kill it.
..... this is spam please put it in spam forum......
and the pirate theme is getting really really old before you did it....
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you''re one of the 2% who hasn''t, copy & paste this in your signature.
did you drink some jesus juice?
expired coke?
Maybe something from my basement. Open a jar of those pickled 1983 cherries and you could get high off of the fumes... My mom hid some of them in a snowbank a year or two ago just to get rid of some of them. Believe me, canning that stuff wasn't my idea (or my mom's) and eating it isn't going to be my first idea either. Maybe I could give some to a mountain goat to watch it puke for hours on end. Seriously, a lot of it's older than I am.
this is spam please put it in spam forum......
I have to agree there.
"Put your foot where your mouth is." - Wisdom from my grandfather
"Paper or plastic? ... because I'm afraid I'll have to suffocate you unless you put this bag on your head..." - Ethnitrek
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