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I have nominated some characters as not native to Earth C or Earth C-Minus.
Earth C-Minus 2 is designated for direct counterparts to the Justice Society;
there are no other direct counterparts to DC heroes in the canon on Earth C,
and the formation of the Justice Critters appears too early to take advantage
of Terrific Whatzit as a founding member. However, I'd have no objection to
anyone's assertions that this world is identical to Earth C.
Funny Animal Land comprises the Fawcett characters, based on the fact that
Captain Carrot was ignorant of Marvel Bunny's existence when they met in
Oz-
Wonderland War. The name comes from the first Marvel Bunny story.
I have made the decision to place the Charlton and Fox funny animal heroes
on Earth C sans contradicting evidence. See the Appendix for more funny animal
continuities.
(thanks to Ronald Byrd, Steven Rowe, Crazy Ivan for inspiration and info on the
Young Justice 80-Page Giant, Time Trust who has practically written the timeline
for me once I set it up, Adam Lenny Carlsville for the
Wizard and Mighty Mouse
information, and the rest of the folks at the Oddball Message Board)
circa 10,000 B.C.E.
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Bow-Zar the Barkbarian has adventures. [
CCAHAZC #7]
On Earth C-Minus, Canine the Barkbarian has adventures. [
CCAHAZC #7]
1st century A.D.
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Nero Fox is emperor of Rome.
Peter Porkchops and Wolfie travel back to Ancient Rome after
Peter is preparing a batch of spot-removing fluid and Wolfie
mixes them up, causing them to explode. In Rome they are promptly
thrown to the lions until they escape to find an apothecary to
recreate the explosion and are sent back home. (One of the streets
they travel on is called Nero Avenue.) [reprinted in
The Best of DC (Blue Ribbon Digest) #43]
(text by Time Trust)
mid 6th century
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The era of King Arthur (has a dog-like nose and short floppy ears).
Sir Glancelot, one of the Round Table knights, is an ancestor of
Peter Porkchops and resides in Glurch Castle in England.
1087
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On a far-off planet which had a civilization far more advanced than any
on Earth, strange colored eggs (painted like Easter eggs) drifted to their
planet from outer space. All the children began to open them with their
little hammers, but what was inside was "the most horrifying, terrifying,
scary thing in the entire universe". (What it was was an egg yolk from
outer space which could suck up any and all moisture it came into contact
with, growing all the while, including an entire ocean! Although the
Earthers didn't know that until 1982.) The people (rabbits) of that planet
had to get rid of all the eggs, and came to Earth to use it as a garbage
dump. Only one of them, Ralf-124C4U, survived, and he directed the natives
to bury the eggs and erect a stone bunny head over each of them as a warning.
Since he couldn't get back home, he spun a cocoon around himself to wait until
someone could get him.
(text by Time Trust)
1626-27
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The Three Mouseketeers have adventures. [
Funny Stuff #1]
1790
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Victor Frankenswine, resident of Ringtailkat, West Verminy, in
middle Ewerope, creates the 'Frankenswine monster'. The creature
is lost in the Arctic for many years, before battling Pig-Iron in
July 1983. [
CCAHAZC #17]
1860
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Abraham Linkidd is elected President of the United Species of America. [
CCAHAZC #3]
1880's
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Spylot Bones has adventures? [Otto Feuer] [
Leading Comics #15 - 22]
On Funny Animal Land, Billy the Kid (a goat cowboy) has adventures. [Chad Grothkopf] [
Fawcett's Funny Animals #1]
1931
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On Earth C-Minus, Kent Mallard has first public case as the Waddler. [?/George Chastain]
1933
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On Earth C-Minus, Duck Savage has first public case.
1936
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The archeologist Oklahoma Bones has adventures, his most famous case being
his quest for the "Lost Aardvark". [
CCAHAZC #5]
1940
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On Earth C-Minus 2, Abigail Mathilda Hunkle (a "mother" hen) becomes
the Red Tornado. Her next-door neighbor is Scribbly (a horse); Scribbly's
brother Dinky and Ma Hunkel's daughter Sisty (a colt and a chick,
respectibly) become the Cyclone Kids. [Sheldon Mayer] [
All-American #59]
1942
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Weird War II: Adolph Hippo and his Ratzi's advocate a "New Odor" in Verminy.
On Earth C-Minus 2, the Justice Critters of America have adventures. [note:
aside from Starfox and possibly 'The Star-Spangled Poodle' the lineup of the
team is unknown].
On Funny Animal Land, Sherlock Monk has adventures with his assistant, Chuck. [Chad Grothkopf] [
Fawcett's Funny Animals #1]
On Funny Animal Land (a world which lies just beyond Planet Carrot),
Animalville resident Hoppy (reading an issue of
Captain Marvel), is
inspired to say the magic word "Shazam" on witnessing a bully trying
to steal his girlfriend, and is granted powers by the Bunny Wizard to
become
Marvel Bunny with all the power of Salamander, Hogules, Antlers,
Zebreus, Abalone and Monkury. [Chad Grothkopf] [
Fawcett's Funny Animals #1]
On An Alternate Earth, Mighty Mouse begins his adventures. [
Mighty Mouse Animated Series]
On An Alternate Earth, Soupie begins his career as Super Mouse.
1944
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Merton McSnurtle of Zooville is selected by gods from another planet
for good on Earth; equipped with an automatic conscience that doesn't
leave him alone for a second, he becomes
The Terrific Whatzit. [Martin Naydel] [
Funny Stuff #1]
1946
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Deriving his powers from "Cosmic Catnip Capsules",
Cosmo Cat is based in
his secret lab,on the moon. Cosmo Cat uses his telefinder to locate trouble
on Earth. When finding one, Cosmo uses his Cat rocketship to zoom to Earth's
aid. The Cat-rocket is powered by the "blaster beam", a powerful energy
source. Once on Earth, Cosmo Cat possesses super strength, the ability
to fly and near invulnerability. His arch enemy is Horrorface, a [hairless
ape] so ugly that no one can look at him. Horrorface is out to rule the
universe and to humiliate Cosmo Cat in the process. Cosmo has a sidekick
in Dunky Duck, who uses a jet belt given to him by Cosmo. Cosmo Cat has
an ally in Flash Rabbit, the fleet footed hare. Together they fight for
all animal's rights to have truth, freedom and justice. [
Cosmo Cat #1]
(text by Richard Boucher)
1947
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Peter Porkchops and Wolfie have first appearance in the comics. [Otto Feur] [
Leading Comics #23]
1953
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Atomic Mouse begins life as Cimota Mouse ('atomic' spelled backwards), a
victim of an evil magician. When the magician shrinks him to the size of
an atom, he meets several living atoms who give him U(ranium)-235 power
pills, a new costume, and a lecture on working for the good of the world.
Atomic Mouse gets his super powers by ingesting the pills, provided by
the scientific genius Professor Invento (a dog) which enables him to
protect the citizens of Mouseville, working in conjunction with the
1,999,999th Precinct, from the evil Count Gatto (a cat) and his inept
sidekick, Shadow. In the hero's honor, the first day of every month
is Atomic Mouse Day. [Al Fago] [
Atomic Mouse #1]
(from Jeff Rovin and the State Historical Society of Wisconsin)
1955
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Atomic Rabbit acquires his powers by eating carrot cubes which have
been irradiated by U(ranium)-235, and protects Bunnyville from the evil
Sly Fox. [
Atomic Rabbit #1]
Happy says the magic word "Alizam" and becomes Magic Bunny (his costume
similar to his counterpart Marvel Bunny, save for the absence of the
thunderbolt emblem and blue instead of red tights) [Chad Grothkopf + some unknown Charlton editor] [
Atomic Mouse #?]
1956
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Tom Cat has first adventures. [
All-American Tom Cat #1?
Tom the Cat #4?]
1957
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Tom Cat absorbs atomic rays from a nuclear reactor. The scientists who
built the reactor give him a cape and convince him to work for his country
and the world. Atom the Cat maintains his powers by eating fresh fish. [
Atom the Cat #9]
(text from the State Historical Society of Wisconsin)
1958
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Atomic Rabbit changes his name to Atomic Bunny, and either acquires the
ability to shapechange or leads a battalion of Atomic Bunnies. [
Atomic Bunny #1]
1967
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Howard the Mouse Cop briefly encounters Charlie Droople and Dorothy Carson,
who travel from Earth 4 (or possibly Earth Prime). [
The Many Ghosts of Dr. Graves #5] [Steve Skeates & Jim Aparo]
1970's
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On An Alternate Earth, Bruce Vain begins his career as Bat-Bat. [
Adventures of Mighty Mouse Animated Series]
1980
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Mallard Fillmore is elected President of the United Species of America.
On an alternate possible Earth, Mallard Fillmore is a conservative political
columnist.
On an alternate possible Earth, Ronnie Raccoon is elected President of the
United Species of America. [
Peter Porker, Spectacular Spider-Ham]
1981
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Millionaire Cheshire A. Catt, outraged at the growing crime rate in
Petropolis, assumes the costumed identity of Cap'n Catnip and recruits junior
accountant Freddie the Gerbil as his sidekick Womble; he is also briefly aided
by Ms. Kitty. Despite the misgivings of Inspector Drummond, Cap'n Catnip puts
an end to the crime spree of Ratman and his gang. [
Charlton Bullseye #2]
(text by Ronald Byrd)
1982
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Superman and Starro travel from Earth 1. Their presence gives rise to the
Zoo Crew (Captain Carrot/Rodney Rabbit, Alley-Kat-Abra/Felina Furr,
Fastback/Timmy-Joe Terrapin, Pig-Iron/Peter Porkchops, Rubberduck/Byrd Rentals,
Yankee Poodle/Rova Barkitt). [
New Teen Titans #16]
On Earth C-Minus, there are apocryphal accounts of a battle occuring between
Bat-Mouse and The Inedible Hawg (see appendix). [date from DC/Marvel crossover,
Batman vs. The Incredible Hulk]
The Zoo crew encounters the Time-Keeper, which disperses them through their past. [
CCAHAZC #9]
1983
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Chester Cheese becomes Little Cheese, and is inducted into the Zoo Crew. [
CCAHAZC #12]
On an alternate possible Earth, Chester Cheese becomes Big Cheese, and is
inducted into the Zoo Crew. [unpublished, character appeared as sketch in
Amazing Heroes Preview Special #9]
The Justa Lotta Animals (see Appendix) travel from Earth C-Minus. [
CCAHAZC #14]
Beast Boy and Gorilla Grodd travel from Earth 1. [
CCAHAZC #20]
1985
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Hoppy the Marvel Bunny is magically summoned to Oz by the Nome King Roquat.
He assists Captain Carrot and Wonder Wabbit before returning to his own Earth. [
Oz-Wonderland War #2]
Whirlibird is inducted into the Zoo Crew. [unpublished, character appeared
as sketch in
Amazing Heroes Preview Special #9]
between 1985 and 2004
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The Zoo Crew disbands. After that, Fastback's and Whirlibird's whereabouts are
unknown. Pig-Iron and Rubberduck decide to separately fight crime as vigilantes.
Alley-Kat-Abra gives up as crimefighter and goes to Hollywood to become a successful
movie star. [
Wizard: The Comics Magazine #151]
Yankee Doodle begins career as supervillain. [
Wizard: The Comics Magazine #151]
1990
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On an alternate Earth, Mighty Mouse restarts his career. [
Mighty Mouse #1, Second Marvel Series]
On an alternate Earth, Mices on Infinite Earths occurs. Mighty Mouse joins
forces with his counterparts Super Mouse and Mighty Mousette along with
other heroes against The Anti-Minotaur and Mangy Mouse. [
Mighty Mouse #4-5, Second Marvel Series]
1993
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One "The Dodo and the Frog" story took place in the future year 1993 (written
in 1953): "Space-Dodo Rides Again!" A radio message is received from the planet
Mars. The President sends Space-Dodo (the first to reach the Moon) on a rocketship
to Mars. Ralph Rocketnose ("great-great-grandson" of Fenimore Frog), however,
decides to sabotage his ship, causing it to crash back onto the Earth. The
undeterred Space-Dodo builds a new space-ship by the very next day and decides to
go to Mars. This time, however, Ralph Rocketnose pushes Space-Dodo aside and goes
to Mars himself in order to receive the credit for being the first "Earthman" to
reach Mars. Unfortunately for Ralph Rocketnose, the moment he opens the hatch, he's
greeted by the Martians -- all of whom look exactly like Space-Dodo! He abruptly
leaves. [reprinted in
The Best of DC (Blue Ribbon Digest) #49]
(text by Time Trust)
2004
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After the murder of Little Cheese, Captain Carrot discovers that the murderer is a
superhero and decides to reform the Zoo Crew to investigate the incident with the help
of Green Lambkin, Hoppy The Marvel Bunny, Swamp Thing (all of whom travel from their
home dimensions) and new member Bald Eagle. [
Wizard: The Comics Magazine #151]
Appendix:
Wizard: The Comics Magazine #151 featured a preview of Captain Carrot's comeback
Vertigo mini-series (an April Fool's joke issue).
Earth C-Minus is home of the
Justa Lotta Animals: Super-Squirrel, Wonder
Wabbit/Lt. Diana Prance, Bat-Mouse (and his sidekick Boyd the Robin-Wonder),
Aqua Duck,
the Crash, ElonGator, Firestork,
Green Lambkin, Green Sparrow,
Hawkmoose, the Item, L
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