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How would you like to die?

UmbroodUmbrood Member UncommonPosts: 1,809
in Off-Topic Discussion

Time for a morbid topic I guess. :)

If you could choose, how would you go into the everafter, or whatever your belief is in the "after".

Personally I wouldnt mind being suffocated between the legs of Shakira, but hey thats just me.

/edit

Just found an even more morbid topic down the list, so I guess its time for ANOTHER one.. :)

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  • DinionDinion Member Posts: 879
    Blaze of glory or something exciting and unnatural. I don't intend to die of old age, where is the dignity in that? My death is a major event in my life, it shouldn't be dull.

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    MMOs Currently (worth) Playing: None.

    MMO hopefuls: Age of Conan.

  • slakslak Member Posts: 83

    Originally posted by Dinion
    Blaze of glory or something exciting and unnatural. I don't intend to die of old age, where is the dignity in that? My death is a major event in my life, it shouldn't be dull.

    I totally agree.

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    we all going to die, so what the matter about how and how badly you die! try to make your life time useful for yourself and for the sake of your friends and Family!

    AND yes i know, im totaly out subject O_O!

    i want to Die in a honorable way!::::02:: which mean that i dont care how i die, but i dont want to die from Stupid shit like road accident!

  • the_ryhmethe_ryhme Member Posts: 54
    99yrs old, having a threesome on the beach the day before my 100th B-Day image
  • SaigonshakesSaigonshakes Member Posts: 937

    Whoah, whoah, whoah. Not to squash any fantasies but how could one be 92 and having a threesome the day before their 100th B-day?

  • the_ryhmethe_ryhme Member Posts: 54
    SENILE! image
  • Kem0sabeKem0sabe Member Posts: 443

    I just want to die knowing i lived a full life, if its in my sleep i dont mind, tho i really wouldnt want to die in a fire or drowning.

    All ur Mountain Dew is belong to me.

  • SaigonshakesSaigonshakes Member Posts: 937

    Lol rhyme, good point. Even though you did cahnge it ::::28::

  • ZepeeZepee Member Posts: 947

    Well for me it gotta be something non disgusting and non painfull. I think while sleeping would be the best choice, and I wouldnt like to die of desease.

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  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,359

    How would I like to die? Why taking everyone I hate with me.

  • KiamdeKiamde Member CommonPosts: 5,820

    *Chuckles at an old Doug Stanhope bit where he said his mom wanted to go out in a bang [literally]


    Easy. A space capsule headed directly for the sun at 3,000 miles per hour.


    "Whoever controls the media controls the mind..-'Jim Morrison"

    "When decorum is repression, the only dignity free men have is to speak out." ~Abbie Hoffman

  • Black_FireBlack_Fire Member Posts: 15

    Jumping of a cliff beening shot or fighting to the death all hourable except for the cliff one...

    Ice_

  • FilipinoFuryFilipinoFury Member Posts: 1,056

    Id like to die in a jail cell in a stright jacket in a room with padded walls and no bath room and with a 5 inch steel door with no window keepig me from the outside world. And 3 men guarding the door with fully automatic machine guns and 2 snipers. Also a tank smack outside just incase. With 5 50ft electric fences with 800 more men on the outside with tazers and hand guns.

    I wanna die knowing it took 856 people to keep me under control.

    On Time? On Target? Never Quit?

  • Kem0sabeKem0sabe Member Posts: 443

    ::::08::

    All ur Mountain Dew is belong to me.

  • BobCrazytonBobCrazyton Member UncommonPosts: 2,117

    I would want to die in a plane crash. But in front of thousands.

    Last night on Paranoia Agent these three people, A big guy with a pony tail, an old guy, and a little girl were trying to kill themselves. I dunno why but they sucked at it. They old guy and the big guy kept taking pills that did nothing. They were ganna jump in front of a train but someone else did it before them and he walked away bloody, limping and saying "Ow that hurt." Then they tried to hang them selves but the little girl kept bouncing on the rope and broke the tree branch. Then Little Slugger came, which is this kid with a golden bat and golden roller skates who beats the living crap out of you, and they chased him off because they were envying him or somethin.

  • washerdotwasherdot Member Posts: 2

    Who in the hell wants to die in any manner? If and when I go, let it be when I have done all I set out to do, whenever that time might be. How doesn't really matter.

  • ViolentYViolentY Member Posts: 1,458

    Fighting. That's all; I want to die fighting.

    However, smuthered to death in Sharkira's thighs... that sounds very nice.

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    Io ardo, e l'arsion mia non par di fore."
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  • ViolentYViolentY Member Posts: 1,458

    Originally posted by BobCrazyton
    Last night on Paranoia Agent these three people, A big guy with a pony tail, an old guy, and a little girl were trying to kill themselves. I dunno why but they sucked at it. They old guy and the big guy kept taking pills that did nothing. They were ganna jump in front of a train but someone else did it before them and he walked away bloody, limping and saying "Ow that hurt." Then they tried to hang them selves but the little girl kept bouncing on the rope and broke the tree branch. Then Little Slugger came, which is this kid with a golden bat and golden roller skates who beats the living crap out of you, and they chased him off because they were envying him or somethin.

    I've seen that show plenty of times. It's so messed up.

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    "Io rido, e rider mio non passa dentro;
    Io ardo, e l'arsion mia non par di fore."
    -Machiavelli

  • CopelandCopeland Member Posts: 1,955

    Heroin overdose..well any opiate derivative really.. dying of pleasure.. what a way to go.

  • firemagicfiremagic Member Posts: 878

    Originally posted by washerdot
    If and when I go...

    Are you saying you think there's a chance you won't die? Good luck with that!

    Personally I'll take any kind of quick, painless death preceded by a long healthy life.

  • patheospatheos Member Posts: 1,148
    I would like to die infront of my favorite mmorpg, or jumping out of a plane at the highest altitude possible

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    Originally posted by Copeland

    Heroin overdose..well any opiate derivative really.. dying of pleasure.. what a way to go.

    Yeah thats sounds cool; choking to death on your own VOMIT. lol
  • RufiusRufius Member Posts: 2,031

    I'd like to die like this bunny rabbit.

    http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictures/bunny_suicides/

    Professor Hubert Farnsworth - That question is less stupid but, you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.

  • BobCrazytonBobCrazyton Member UncommonPosts: 2,117

    Wait I thought of another way.

    When I'm old I'm ganna retire and if I'm alone I'm going to buy a house on top of some secluded hill and play 1 MMO the rest of my life until I die. It will be my second life!

  • loopylobesloopylobes Member Posts: 92
    id like to drown in a bowl of ice cream!

    98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signature.

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