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Puremallace - How to hate on a mmo 101? Pay attention TOR fans history repeating!

So I have listed below 5 ways to derail a games launch. Be sure to make wild broad statements that in reality only apply to you, but you represent everyone <--see what I did there

 

1. Every minor issue that affects you becomes a major issue for everyone else

http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=84943

 

2. I am a game developer listen to me. These ar easy enough to find.

 

3. Take the major feature and make it seem common or mundaine. We all saw this in Rift where Rifts got lumped in with WAR's public quest. Watch out TOR fans

http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=89781

^ deja vu take a major feature and make it seem common and useless

 

4. Take HATED features from that other game and them to your current game..LFD..x-server whatever..addons..macros

http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=91398

^ I guess you can call this the Rift trap or the catch 22 trap. If you do not put the features in people unsub and if you do people stay unsubbed because WoW has those features

 

5. Guess this falls under #3, but watch as the news sites jump on board with the hating

http://massively.joystiq.com/2011/12/27/the-soapbox-adding-story-to-swtor/

 

Edit:

6. Try and put a cap on the hype and find a upper limit. Look for vague numbers and charts and then reduce the number to make it seem much smaller

http://www.mmorpg.com/discussion2.cfm/thread/336517/Seems-like-the-game-has-peaked-on-XFire.html

Just saw a Rift article that said Rift only sold 3,000 copies..back in March it was 800k..then by July 500k...November 150k...now 3,000 copies sold the entire time?

 

Comments

  • GiveMe5GiveMe5 Member Posts: 38

    Originally posted by Puremallace

    So I have listed below 5 ways to derail a games launch. Be sure to make wild broad statements that in reality only apply to you, but you represent everyone <--see what I did there

     

    1. Every minor issue that affects you becomes a major issue for everyone else

    http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=84943

     

    2. I am a game developer listen to me. These ar easy enough to find.

     

    3. Take the major feature and make it seem common or mundaine. We all saw this in Rift where Rifts got lumped in with WAR's public quest. Watch out TOR fans

    http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=89781

    ^ deja vu take a major feature and make it seem common and useless

     

    4. Take HATED features from that other game and them to your current game..LFD..x-server whatever..addons..macros

    http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=91398

    ^ I guess you can call this the Rift trap or the catch 22 trap. If you do not put the features in people unsub and if you do people stay unsubbed because WoW has those features

     

    5. Guess this falls under #3, but watch as the news sites jump on board with the hating

    http://massively.joystiq.com/2011/12/27/the-soapbox-adding-story-to-swtor/

     

     

     

    yet another TOR fanboy to teh rescue...pfff

  • BeanpuieBeanpuie Member UncommonPosts: 812

    Originally posted by Puremallace

    So I have listed below 5 ways to derail a games launch. Be sure to make wild broad statements that in reality only apply to you, but you represent everyone <--see what I did there

     

    1. Every minor issue that affects you becomes a major issue for everyone else

    http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=84943

     

    2. I am a game developer listen to me. These ar easy enough to find.

     

    3. Take the major feature and make it seem common or mundaine. We all saw this in Rift where Rifts got lumped in with WAR's public quest. Watch out TOR fans

    http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=89781

    ^ deja vu take a major feature and make it seem common and useless

     

    4. Take HATED features from that other game and them to your current game..LFD..x-server whatever..addons..macros

    http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=91398

    ^ I guess you can call this the Rift trap or the catch 22 trap. If you do not put the features in people unsub and if you do people stay unsubbed because WoW has those features

     

    5. Guess this falls under #3, but watch as the news sites jump on board with the hating

    http://massively.joystiq.com/2011/12/27/the-soapbox-adding-story-to-swtor/

     

     

     

    Reading this makes me think the reviewers should type Catch 22 in bold Red letters in 72 Font size to cover all the bases.

  • CalerxesCalerxes Member UncommonPosts: 1,641

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  • Laughing-manLaughing-man Member RarePosts: 3,655

    Game has had the best launch since WoW, maybe even better than....

    This is my not concerned face.

    Haters gunna hate.

  • OkhamsRazorOkhamsRazor Member Posts: 1,047

    Originally posted by GiveMe5

    Originally posted by Puremallace

    So I have listed below 5 ways to derail a games launch. Be sure to make wild broad statements that in reality only apply to you, but you represent everyone <--see what I did there

     

    1. Every minor issue that affects you becomes a major issue for everyone else

    http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=84943

     

    2. I am a game developer listen to me. These ar easy enough to find.

     

    3. Take the major feature and make it seem common or mundaine. We all saw this in Rift where Rifts got lumped in with WAR's public quest. Watch out TOR fans

    http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=89781

    ^ deja vu take a major feature and make it seem common and useless

     

    4. Take HATED features from that other game and them to your current game..LFD..x-server whatever..addons..macros

    http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=91398

    ^ I guess you can call this the Rift trap or the catch 22 trap. If you do not put the features in people unsub and if you do people stay unsubbed because WoW has those features

     

    5. Guess this falls under #3, but watch as the news sites jump on board with the hating

    http://massively.joystiq.com/2011/12/27/the-soapbox-adding-story-to-swtor/

     

     

     

    yet another TOR fanboy to teh rescue...pfff

    Theres more fans than haters get used to the new world order ;)

  • PuremallacePuremallace Member Posts: 1,856

    Now you guys have to remember take the major feature of the mmo and make it seem very common place. So here is your guidebook for all of 2012

     

    TOR: Story - make it seem small and commonplace and overdone

    GW2 - make the dynamic events seem useless and not effective and overdone

    Archage - complain about everything and say the word grind alot. Use Aion references and Korean grinder alot

    Tera - Refer to the failure in Korea alot and make it seem mis directed and badly done. Everyone who complains make it seem much worse

    Secret world - Always refer to Funcom and bring up AoC f2p alot and cash shops. Make sure to say cash shops alot

    Rift - says WAR public quest alot and bring up quality over quanity alot and use vague statements

    WoW - says pandas and Pokemon alot and bring up no lore and bad community in every sentence

     

  • headenheaden Member UncommonPosts: 229


    Originally posted by Laughing-man
    Game has had the best launch since WoW, maybe even better than....
    This is my not concerned face.
    Haters gunna hate.

    WoW's launch was AWFUL! Absolutely horrible. Your facts are not straight sir.

  • KeoghKeogh Member Posts: 1,099

    So, are the people that enjoy playing Star Wars the Old Republic, suppose to use these tools to go forth and attack every other game on this site?

    We don't have that much time.

    Servers will be up shortly.

     

     

    "Don't corpse-camp that idea. Its never gonna rez"
    Bladezz (The Guild)

  • ZarynterkZarynterk Member UncommonPosts: 398

    Why do I get the feeling that OP is making triangle face when speaking about SWTOR...

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  • ShivamShivam Member Posts: 465

    Originally posted by Puremallace

    Now you guys have to remember take the major feature of the mmo and make it seem very common place. So here is your guidebook for all of 2012

     

    TOR: Story - make it seem small and commonplace and overdone

    GW2 - make the dynamic events seem useless and not effective and overdone

    Archage - complain about everything and say the word grind alot. Use Aion references and Korean grinder alot

    Tera - Refer to the failure in Korea alot and make it seem mis directed and badly done. Everyone who complains make it seem much worse

    Secret world - Always refer to Funcom and bring up AoC f2p alot and cash shops. Make sure to say cash shops alot

    Rift - says WAR public quest alot and bring up quality over quanity alot and use vague statements

    WoW - says pandas and Pokemon alot and bring up no lore and bad community in every sentence

     

    I support this post. lol and so true.

    You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty -- Mahatma Gandhi

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  • PvPMEPvPME Member Posts: 14

    Originally posted by headen

     




    Originally posted by Laughing-man

    Game has had the best launch since WoW, maybe even better than....

    This is my not concerned face.

    Haters gunna hate.




     

    WoW's launch was AWFUL! Absolutely horrible. Your facts are not straight sir.

    I have to agree, WoW's launch was awful. I remember having to wait sometimes for hours to get on to play and this was not during thier maintenance. I started playing WoW 5 months after the game had launched and still those problems were there. Let's see how BW does in comparison.

  • IkonisIkonis Member UncommonPosts: 245
    Originally posted by Puremallace

    Now you guys have to remember take the major feature of the mmo and make it seem very common place. So here is your guidebook for all of 2012
     
    TOR: Story - make it seem small and commonplace and overdone
    GW2 - make the dynamic events seem useless and not effective and overdone
    Archage - complain about everything and say the word grind alot. Use Aion references and Korean grinder alot
    Tera - Refer to the failure in Korea alot and make it seem mis directed and badly done. Everyone who complains make it seem much worse
    Secret world - Always refer to Funcom and bring up AoC f2p alot and cash shops. Make sure to say cash shops alot
    Rift - says WAR public quest alot and bring up quality over quanity alot and use vague statements
    WoW - says pandas and Pokemon alot and bring up no lore and bad community in every sentence
     

     

    Planetside 2 - Keep mentioning the Star Wars Galaxies NGE.
  • AdamTMAdamTM Member Posts: 1,376

    Originally posted by Puremallace

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    http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=84943

     

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    http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=89781

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    http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=91398

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    http://massively.joystiq.com/2011/12/27/the-soapbox-adding-story-to-swtor/

     

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    http://www.mmorpg.com/discussion2.cfm/thread/336517/Seems-like-the-game-has-peaked-on-XFire.html

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