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RufiusRufius Member Posts: 2,031

[Rules are pick up from where one left off and, always leave a cliff hanging ending]

Once upon a time....

 

In a dark perilous place there grew a plant of immense power,  this plant would grant anyone who clutch it in their hands anything their heart's desired.  After years of many attempts to traverse this dark menacing land.  Countless lives we're lost in these attempts but, only a handful escaped to tell their experiences.  After generations past on the fabled story to generation it eventually became a legend of the past.  But one person, a person of courage, honor, intellect and, destiny.  Searched through the endless tales of his fore fathers too discover the truth.  This man was called....

Professor Hubert Farnsworth - That question is less stupid but, you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.

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  • patheospatheos Member Posts: 1,148
    Patheos, the soldier of destiny. Born to unlock the magical plants secrets and gain ultimate power. Many searches went in vain, but one day...

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  • RazorbackRazorback Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 5,253
    Whilst wanderin in the forrest, he came upon a small temple, seemingly built by natives many hundreds of years ago. Within the temple he found a set of stone tablets and to his amazement the inscriptions told of his own journey for knowledge. He studied the tablets carefully and was amazed at the detail concerning his past. Lost in thought he continued to read, when suddenly.......

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  • FinweFinwe Member CommonPosts: 3,106

    A four headed granite statue with the faces of a lion, a snake, a bull, and a jackel, suddenly came to life.

    The man turned about with startled amazement, and whilst looking at the statue in a stone cold, stunned expression; the lions head spoke and said, "Many a millenia ago..."

    "The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis

    "If a mother can kill her own child, what is left before I kill you and you kill me?" -Mother Teresa when talking about abortion after accepting the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979

  • RufiusRufius Member Posts: 2,031

    the powerful enchanter; Nargrath, lived among you mortals.  In his studies he uncovered the sacred relics placed on this world, by the four deities. 

    The four monstrous heads of the statue began to turned in a horizontal fashion, and stopped with the lion facing Patheos.  In a thunderous roar the lion exclaimed,"I am Simbaku, majestic god of all land supreme ruler of the four gods!"  Then the statue began to creak and turn again, this time the face of the....

    Professor Hubert Farnsworth - That question is less stupid but, you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.

  • BobCrazytonBobCrazyton Member UncommonPosts: 2,117

    ...bull turned to Patheos and said," Grab my horns and you shall feel my power."

    Patheos took hold of the Bull's horn's...

  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718
    and suddenly a flash of red light surrounded the area and the bull fused with Patheos right arm. His arm transformed. Two red horns emerged from his shoulder and two more near the knuckles of his fist. The skin on his right arm hardened and turned red and orange. The armor of the bull was built into his arm. From his arm the bull speaks, " I am Red Bullmaru. You now have my power chosen one. To unlock this power you must train your right arm. Learn the techniques of the Raging Bull. Use no weapon in your right hand for the power of your arm has the strike of 30 bulls. Don't fight it's power, learn to wield my power: gozumezu aamu (the demon in the Buddhist hell with a human body and the head of a bull welding a powerful arm). Choose your path chosen one, farewell." Red Bullmaru creates a teleported Patheos to . . .

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  • SaigonshakesSaigonshakes Member Posts: 937

    Gunatanemo Bay....

  • RazorbackRazorback Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 5,253
    Which at that time in the earths history was still a small volcanic island largely devoid of life yet covered in a lush jungle. As Paethos looked around trying to orient himself with his new surroundings he heard a rustling in the bushes, the noise grew louder and as he turned to face the direction of the approaching sound he was amazed to see, coming towards him out of the jungle, a giant.........

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  • RufiusRufius Member Posts: 2,031

    swarm of insects, heading toward him.  He watched in the distant a colorful tree fall to the ground due to these insects.  Fearing of being engulfed by the swarm he begins running toward a small sound he heard in the distant of water splashing. 

    With his heart pounding he ran as hard has he could cutting down the bush with his newly aquired powers given from the Bull god.  Closer he got till he cut through one last thick branch to reveal a sky scraping waterfall above him.  He quickly dove into the crystal blue spring escaping his demise but, he misjudged the pool of water was far deeper then he thought it seemed endless. 

    Whilst, underwater something was watching him in the dark recesses of this spring, he swam around the spring and before his eyes appeared a/an....

    Professor Hubert Farnsworth - That question is less stupid but, you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.

  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,359

    beautiful young creature combing her hair, which was the color the beach when the sun beats its rays on the sand. He was amazed by this creature for she had the upper body of a beautiful woman and a lower body of a fish. As a child he had heard tales of mermaids, but never before believed the stories until now. She was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen, and when she looked upon him, he felt as if his worries were melting away, his troubles disappearing.

    The mermaid's beauty was mystifying. She began to approach him when he began to remember the rest of the tale. The mermaid's beauty was a farce, an illusion. Slowly he began to see her true nature, and her true intentions. He quickly positioned himself to defend the approaching attack as the mermaid...

  • SpornSporn Member Posts: 259
     was now a deathly looking thing with greyish blue skin razor sharp teeth and long black tagneld hair.  It's scales went from a beautiful silver to dark red and black.  Looking at Patheos and slowly aprroaching it suddenly turned its head east.  There was a large screech and a the sun was suddenly blocked by a giant beast.  The mermaid quickly lunged for the water but it was to slow.  It was a giant Griffon Patheos could not belive his eyes.  The Griffons talons long and sharp ripped through the foul mermaids scales.  The mermaid let out the most horrble cries as it was carried to the griffons nest high upon the cliffs.  Patheos not beliving his luck gazed upon the cliffs when he noticed.... 
  • RufiusRufius Member Posts: 2,031

    a shadowy figure among the cliffs of the waterfalls.  He watch as this human like figure jumped from ledge to ledge spanning 20+ feet.  After a few moments the mysterious figure reached the top of the cliff and faded in the sunset away from Patheos. 

    Curiosity set in Patheos and he decided to track this thing.  Looking around the enviroment he finds a long patch of vines along side a smoother section of the cliff.  Noticing the insects are gone and it appeared as if things we're clear he approaches the vines and begins climbing...

    Professor Hubert Farnsworth - That question is less stupid but, you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.

  • admjn65admjn65 Member Posts: 253

    a small cave sitting 50 meters below the griffon's dwelling. Patheos swore that he heard a mystical, lulling voice come from the cave in the cliff, and he was compelled to scale the cliffside in order to discover the being from which the beautiful sounds were coming. Patheos climbed for hour upon hour, all the time the lullaby growing louder, and he was caught in it's trance...

    oh crap sry, just dont use this post ^^

  • BobCrazytonBobCrazyton Member UncommonPosts: 2,117



    Originally posted by Betrayal-X

    a shadowy figure among the cliffs of the waterfalls.  He watch as this human like figure jumped from ledge to ledge spanning 20+ feet.  After a few moments the mysterious figure reached the top of the cliff and faded in the sunset away from Patheos. 
    Curiosity set in Patheos and he decided to track this thing.  Looking around the enviroment he finds a long patch of vines along side a smoother section of the cliff.  Noticing the insects are gone and it appeared as if things we're clear he approaches the vines and begins climbing...



    ...up. Halfway up he notices something glowing inside a small crack in the side of the cliff. He punches the cliff repeadatly with his strengthened arm making the hole bigger. He reaches in and pulls out the glowing object. It is a small orb with strange markings. He puts it away for later.

    Pathoes climbs further up into a cave. He walks into the back of the cave and finds a ladder. He climbs up it and finds himself at the gryphons nest. He looks around at the bloody remains of the mermaid and carefully aproaches the gryphon. The gryphon then...

  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718

    summons it's protector "Mike Jones". With his chromed out 44 inch sword, Mike suddenly...

     

     

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  • BobCrazytonBobCrazyton Member UncommonPosts: 2,117

    ...goes into convulsions and spontaniosly combusts.

    Patheos picks up Mike's chromed out sword and...

  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718
    raises the sword and blinds the gryphon with the bling bling effect in it's eyes and then . . . .

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  • firemagicfiremagic Member Posts: 878

    ...the universe implodes, ending the flow of time and destroying any possibility of anything ever existing again.

  • RufiusRufius Member Posts: 2,031
    Patheos suddenly wakes up at the bottom of the cliffs, rubbing his head wondering why those bizarre dreams ocurred, he gathers himself together realizes he fell nearly 20 feet.  He then climbs up the vines again reaching the top, in the distant he can hear the screech of of the gryphon, infront of him he saw the shadowy figure again and in a flash the figure comes face to face with Patheos and says...

    Professor Hubert Farnsworth - That question is less stupid but, you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.

  • RazorbackRazorback Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 5,253
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  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718
    "What would you do for a Klondike bar?". Patheos responded...

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  • BobCrazytonBobCrazyton Member UncommonPosts: 2,117



    Originally posted by Rikimaru_X
    "What would you do for a Klondike bar?". Patheos responded...



    ...I would kick your ass.

    Techno music plays in the background while patheos and the figure go at it.

    The battle ends with Patheos impaling the figure...

  • burningsoulsburningsouls Member Posts: 4
    LMAO u guys should start a roleplaying topic or somethingimage
  • AldaronAldaron Member Posts: 1,048

    In the loins.

    And with that fatal blow the figure yelled out, "You bastard! How am I going to create children; not to mention keep the Mrs. happy. She is going to be in a real pissy mood when she finds out. I'm going to find some needle and thread now - And for the record, I hate you!" With that declarative he dissapeared in a blinding smoke, which caused the...

    "Fear not death; for the sooner we die, the longer shall we be immortal."

  • RazorbackRazorback Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 5,253
    Fine threads on the front of Paethos's loin cloth, skirt arangement to catch fire. Fearing his considerable manhood could be scorched, he immediatley threw himself to the ground and rolled, just as he had been taught to do in hero school when he was attacked with fire. Having put out the flames he dusted himself off and began to stand up, it was at that moment that....

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