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noncleynoncley Member UncommonPosts: 718

...in a couple of months from now Ray Muzyka and Greg Zeschuck stormed into Bioware Austin and said:

'OK, listen up everybody. We've just got off the horn with Lucas, and boy is he pissed. The Old Republic didn't sell as many boxes as he hoped, we're way under subscriber targets and we're bleeding customers every day. He wants us to make changes - and changes now! The game's too linear! Too simple! Too goddam boring!

'So we're going to increase the number of professions from eight to thirty-two!

'We're going to introduce not just trading professions but social professions!

"We're going to knock-down all the impassable mountains and unfordable rivers and open up the landscapes so you can explore anywhere!

"We're going to make crafting complex, interdependent and skill-based!

'We're going to strip out the barrel-shooter and make a real, free-roaming space PVE/PVP/exploration game ! And, and you won't just be able to customise your spacecraft, you'll actually be able to make the damn thing!'.

'And housing! You will be able to create and build your own house! Hell, your own city! With it's own taxi port!

'Of course, we're going to have to roll back the whole game and wipe out all achievements made by the players but that's a small price to pay. All players are scum anyway. And well call these changes... mmmmm.... we'll they're new and they change the entire world of TOR as we know it as well as they way you play it...'

'Let's call them the New-Geometric Expansion!'

 

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  • Tyvolus3Tyvolus3 Member Posts: 67

    Originally posted by noncley

    ...in a couple of months from now Ray Muzyka and Greg Zeschuck stormed into Bioware Austin and said:

    'OK, listen up everybody. We've just got off the horn with Lucas, and boy is he pissed. The Old Republic didn't sell as many boxes as he hoped, we're way under subscriber targets and we're bleeding customers every day. He wants us to make changes - and changes now! The game's too linear! Too simple! Too goddam boring!

    'So we're going to increase the number of professions from eight to thirty-two!

    'We're going to introduce not just trading professions but social professions!

    "We're going to knock-down all the impassable mountains and unfordable rivers and open up the landscapes so you can explore anywhere!

    "We're going to make crafting complex, interdependent and skill-based!

    'We're going to strip out the barrel-shooter and make a real, free-roaming space PVE/PVP/exploration game ! And, and you won't just be able to customise your spacecraft, you'll actually be able to make the damn thing!'.

    'And housing! You will be able to create and build your own house! Hell, your own city! With it's own taxi port!

    'Of course, we're going to have to roll back the whole game and wipe out all achievements made by the players but that's a small price to pay. All players are scum anyway. And well call these changes... mmmmm.... we'll they're new and they change the entire world of TOR as we know it as well as they way you play it...'

    'Let's call them the New-Geometric Expansion!'

     

    If Lucas were concerned about money (which he isnt, nor ever will be in this lifetime) he would never have ponied up the cash for Red Tails.  Also, he could always release another Star Wars movie if he needed $$$.   But again, money isnt a worry or concern of his -- see again Red Tails.

  • IkedaIkeda Member RarePosts: 2,751

    Originally posted by Tyvolus3

    If Lucas were concerned about money (which he isnt, nor ever will be in this lifetime) he would never have ponied up the cash for Red Tails.  Also, he could always release another Star Wars movie if he needed $$$.   But again, money isnt a worry or concern of his -- see again Red Tails.

    Have you not seen the Star Wars TPM 3D coming out next month?

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