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A Gamers Manifesto

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/games/manifesto.html

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Edit: I should point out that it can be a tad vulgar at times. Also, i did not create this, i found it on a website and thought i would share it

98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signature.

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  • 92165449216544 Member Posts: 1,904

    Very well written, he has alot of good points.

  • patheospatheos Member Posts: 1,148

    "14. Seriously, get rid of the crates "


    lol, now that he said that I know what he means, they do pop up in most games.

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  • shaeshae Member Posts: 2,509

    Good article, my favorite part would be of course:

    "5. And on the opposite side of the nipple coin...
    Developers will be shocked one day when they notice that the world is full of women. It's true! More than half of your potential customer base are penisless. They have money. They like doing fun things. And yet, how do you think they feel when they play a game where the heroine looks like this:

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    And this is years after analysts told developers that women would happily play games if they didn't feel so objectified by them, and several decades past the point where they should have even needed to be told that. Have you guys ever met a woman? Then why don't you try making just a few games that don't play off of a 14 year-old male's idea of womanhood on the apparent hope that he'll play the game one-handed?"


    I don't want to be all preachy about it, all I can say is that I certainly hope it going to change at some point but it's nice to see it start being talked about in a few areas other then the girl gamer websites and what not.

  • Secretgoku3Secretgoku3 Member Posts: 65

    Thats stupid i preordered the xbox 360 and the guy at gamestop said it will have much more realistic then xbox.

  • Secretgoku3Secretgoku3 Member Posts: 65

    also The graphics are that good on xbox 360 i have seen actual gameplay of king kong it is unbelivible how real it looks this guy is pretty stupid about videogames geez.

  • Secretgoku3Secretgoku3 Member Posts: 65

    some of the points are good but not all of them.

  • AbyssKnightAbyssKnight Member Posts: 152

    ...how old are you?

    For a person who's got a good 8 years on me, you'd think that you would appreciate this article a little more ::::39::

  • BlittzzBlittzz Member Posts: 261
    a couple things goku: 1) you are NOT 24 2) those werent shots from xbox360, those were shots from early ps2 and early xbox games 3) the guy knows alot more about games, since your only about 12 and 4) nice triple post

    98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signature.

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