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The best FML Ever!

DeathofsageDeathofsage Member UncommonPosts: 1,102
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http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/19260782

Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML

Sadly, the fellow's fiance doesn't say if tough-guy ever came out, or how the fight went.

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  • MikeBMikeB Community ManagerAdministrator RarePosts: 6,555

    I read that site obsessively. I could probably go on forever with these...

    Anyone have any other favorites? (Let's try and keep it clean, folks!)

  • DeathofsageDeathofsage Member UncommonPosts: 1,102

    Originally posted by MikeB

    I read that site obsessively. I could probably go on forever with these...

    Anyone have any other favorites? (Let's try and keep it clean, folks!)

    This one seemed appropriate, since so many of us here have, at one time or another, been an internet-tough-guy or deliberately included as much malice/spite as that particular site's TOS would allow. :)

    It does take a special sort to include your own address though, never knowing who might show up at your door. It's one thing if your target is the local gardening club, another if its minor league MMA match club. :)

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  • DragonantisDragonantis Member UncommonPosts: 974

    LOL, thats classic XD

    "If your troll them....they will come"

  • MajesticoMajestico Member UncommonPosts: 481
    lol, i need spectacles, as i thought thread was ' best FILM ever'. I am using mobile phone though. Fyi, if it had been that then it would be 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest'! Hehe.
  • CastillleCastillle Member UncommonPosts: 2,679

    Originally posted by Deathofsage

    http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/19260782

    Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML

    Sadly, the fellow's fiance doesn't say if tough-guy ever came out, or how the fight went.

    I love you for showing this site

     


    Originally posted by MikeB

    I read that site obsessively. I could probably go on forever with these...

    Anyone have any other favorites? (Let's try and keep it clean, folks!)

    Y u no tell us before about this :( :(

    :P

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  • outfctrloutfctrl Member UncommonPosts: 3,619

    This one cracked me up. 

    Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall.

    I kick my cat off the bed all the time.

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  • ForTheCityForTheCity Member Posts: 307

    LOL i like this thread so far. KEEP EM POSTING!

  • CastillleCastillle Member UncommonPosts: 2,679

    i liked this one ~

    "Today, to prevent a fistfight at work, I had to mediate a contested debate between two coworkers on what was evidently a very touchy subject: Which is better, the orange creamsicle or the ice cream sandwich? I was the only one to get in trouble for wasting company time. FML"

     

    I dont really like ice cream much but creamsicle sounds nicer methinks...

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  • DeathofsageDeathofsage Member UncommonPosts: 1,102

    Originally posted by Castillle

    i liked this one ~

    "Today, to prevent a fistfight at work, I had to mediate a contested debate between two coworkers on what was evidently a very touchy subject: Which is better, the orange creamsicle or the ice cream sandwich? I was the only one to get in trouble for wasting company time. FML"

     

    I dont really like ice cream much but creamsicle sounds nicer methinks...

    Them's fightin words.

    Ice creame sandwiches are delicious. They're not only the best snack ever, but they are the top 3. Your creamsicles are #6, maybe.

     

    DeathofSage

    42 Wallaby Way

    Sydney Australia

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  • CastillleCastillle Member UncommonPosts: 2,679

    Originally posted by Deathofsage

    -snip-

    Them's fightin words.

    Ice creame sandwiches are delicious. They're not only the best snack ever, but they are the top 3. Your creamsicles are #6, maybe.

     

    DeathofSage

    42 Wallaby Way

    Sydney Australia

    I know where you live now.  You better be preprared for spreading such lies like "creamsicles are #6"

    I shall start diggign and soon enough...I will be there to layeth the smacketh down on your candy ***.

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  • k.rewk.rew Member UncommonPosts: 14

    lol so true so true.

     

    Just like the CoD kid that had the SWAT Team called on him haha.

     

    http://armedgamer.com/2012/02/weird-wednesday-swat-team-called-on-call-of-duty-player.html

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