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My poor buddy will die alone and grumpy
It's sad to watch him waste so many opportunities nitpicking every available girl he dates. It's almost as if he wants to sabotage his love life on purpose.
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Just recently he dated this absolutely gorgeous girl. She was funny, caring, understanding and even a little wild. But he could not get over the fact her butt was a little on the flat side. Mind you, she was naturally well endowed, had a gorgeous face, was sweet and cooked like a chef. But he would only complain of her "flat ass" comparing her to the girls on his Playboy magazines.
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Then the next one had a mole. The other had hair that was not curly enough.
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Everything time I tried to open s eyes he would refer to his College days girlfriend almost a decade ago or the girls in Playboy and how his next date seemed promising enough. But sure enough, her next date had green eyes when he only wanted them brown.
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What's worse he'd proceed to talk smack about all those other girls like he was trying to convince himself he dumped her for legit and not finicky reasons.
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Fast forward to forty years later. He's sitting alone in a convalecent home for those without family or means. Still telling everyone that girls like his College girlfriend did not exist anymore.
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Sad schmuck.
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Just recently he dated this absolutely gorgeous girl. She was funny, caring, understanding and even a little wild. But he could not get over the fact her butt was a little on the flat side. Mind you, she was naturally well endowed, had a gorgeous face, was sweet and cooked like a chef. But he would only complain of her "flat ass" comparing her to the girls on his Playboy magazines.
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Then the next one had a mole. The other had hair that was not curly enough.
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Everything time I tried to open s eyes he would refer to his College days girlfriend almost a decade ago or the girls in Playboy and how his next date seemed promising enough. But sure enough, her next date had green eyes when he only wanted them brown.
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What's worse he'd proceed to talk smack about all those other girls like he was trying to convince himself he dumped her for legit and not finicky reasons.
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Fast forward to forty years later. He's sitting alone in a convalecent home for those without family or means. Still telling everyone that girls like his College girlfriend did not exist anymore.
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Sad schmuck.
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Either your bored, post it on the wrong forum, trolling? (idk does this count?), or your making a metaphor about some of the people's view on mmorpgs or game in general.
It took me a minute to realize this is another of the infamous "metaphor" posts that have been cropping up all over the place over the past few days. Heh.
I see what you did there, nostalgia and grass is always greener ways of thinking are common.
I've only see DAoC comments for the past year, I guess it reached the age where people thought it used to be cool.
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Same lol i kinda expected to be some guy talking about how he going to quit Tera and his friend going to die in game and be grumpy or something like that, than i was like wtf does this have to do with tera..... than it was like oooo thats what he meant lol.
That's quite a horrible analogy.
So if I don't settle for Tera I will die old, broke, bitter and alone?
"Loading screens" are not "instances".
Your personal efforts to troll any game will not, in fact, impact the success or failure of said game.
I suppose we all have our moments when we want to attempt to convey cleverness.
I think OP is trying to tell us we should date a girl thats great in bed, looks good, but is completely boring and once the novelty of the great sex wears off all were left with is something that looks good, but is ultimately worthless.
Been there, done that. No thanks.
Id be down for a booty call every once in a while if there was no sub fe.....er strings attached
Or that there is no suck thing as perfect and you will never get the felling of the FIRST you ever had again.
Are we still on the analogy cause I have a hard time this crowd can pull that off.
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Maybe he's just tired of girls that only talk about quest hubs all day
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