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A little tale...
MUHzzxK0
Member Posts: 389
Now i wan't to tell you all alittle tale..
You see
Once there was a dwarf out walking
Suddenly the dwarf met a dwarfdwarf, then the dwarfdwarf asked the dwarf if the dwarfdwarf could come with the dwarf. The dwarf said that the dwarfdwarf was welcome to join
Then the dwarf and the dwarfdwarf continued until the dwarf and dwarfdwarf met a dwarfdwarfdwarf.
The dwarfdwarfdwarf asked the dwarf and the dwarfdwarf if dwarfdwarfdwarf could come too. The dwarf and the dwarfdwarf said that dwarfdwarfdwarf was welcome to join
Then the dwarf, the dwarfdwarf and dwarfdwarfdwarf continued until the dwarf, the dwarfdwarf and the dwarfdwarfdwarf met an elf. Then the elf asked the dwarf, the dwarfdwarf and the dwarfdwarfdwarf if the elf could come. The dwarf, the dwarfdwarf and the dwarfdwarfdwarf said that the elf was welcome to join...
Then the dwarf, the dwarfdwarf, the dwarfdwarfdwarf and the elf continued until the dwarf, the dwarfdwarf, the dwarfdwarfdwarf and the elf met an elfelf, then the elfelf asked the dwarf, the dwarfdwarf, the dwarfdwarfdwarf and the elf if the elfelf could come. The dwarf, the dwarfdwarf, the dwarfdwarfdwarf and the elf said the elfelf was welcome to join
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Then the dwarf, the dwarfdwarf, the dwarfdwarfdwarf, the elf and the elfelf continued until the dwarf, the dwarfdwarf, the dwarfdwarfdwarf, the elf and the elfelf met an elfelfelf.
Then the elfelfelf asked the dwarf, the dwarfdwarf, the dwarfdwarfdwarf, the elf and the elfelf if the elfelfelf could come. The dwarf, the dwarfdwarf, the dwarfdwarfdwarf, the elf and the elfelf said that the elfelfelf was welcome to join
Then the dwarf, the dwarfdwarf, the dwarfdwarfdwarf, the elf, the elfelf and the elfelfelf continued until they met a giant. Then the giant asked Then the dwarf, the dwarfdwarf, the dwarfdwarfdwarf, the elf, the elfelf and the elfelfelf if the giant could come. Then the dwarf, the dwarfdwarf, the dwarfdwarfdwarf, the elf, the elfelf and the elfelfelf said the giant was welcome to join
Then the dwarf, the dwarfdwarf, the dwarfdwarfdwarf, the elf, the elfelf the elfelfelf and the giant continued until dwarf, dwarfdwarf, dwarfdwarfdwarf, elf, elfelf, elfelfelf and giant met a giantgiant. Then the giantgiant asked the dwarf, the dwarfdwarf, the dwarfdwarfdwarf, the elf, the elfelf the elfelfelf and the giant if the giantgiant could come. the dwarf, the dwarfdwarf, the dwarfdwarfdwarf, the elf, the elfelf the elfelfelf and the giant said that the giantgiant was welcome to join
Then the dwarf, the dwarfdwarf, the dwarfdwarfdwarf, the elf, the elfelf the elfelfelf, the giant and the giantgiant continued until the dwarf, dwarfdwarf, dwarfdwarfdwarf, elf, elfelf, elfelfelf, the giant and the giantgiant met a giantgiantgiant. Then the giantgiantgiant asked Then the dwarf, the dwarfdwarf, the dwarfdwarfdwarf, the elf, the elfelf the elfelfelf, the giant and the giantgiant if the giantgiantgiant could come. The dwarf, the dwarfdwarf, the dwarfdwarfdwarf, the elf, the elfelf the elfelfelf, the giant and the giantgiant said that the giantgiantgiant was welcome to join...
Then the dwarf, the dwarfdwarf, the dwarfdwarfdwarf, the elf, the elfelf the elfelfelf, the giant, the giantgiant and the giantgiantgiant continued until de they found... AN EXTREME, GIANTIK BIG HOLE in the surface of the earth.
First the giantgiantgiant tried to come across but the giantgiantgiant couldnt...
Then the giantgiant tried to come across but the giantgiant couldnt...
Then the giant tried to come across but the giant couldnt...
Then the elfelfelf tried to come across but the elfelfelf couldnt...
Then the elfelf tried to come across but the elfelf couldnt...
Then the elf tried to come across but the elf couldnt...
Then the dwarfdwarfdwarf tried to come across but the dwarfdwarfdwarf couldnt...
Then the dwarfdwarf tried to come across but the dwarfdwarf couldnt...
Then the dwarf tried to come across and the dwarf could!
Why could the dwarf jump across the hole?
Answer: He was wearing jump boots
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So it wasnt ariginally?
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So the the dwarf looked at all his friends inside the hole. He threw his jump shoes down.
The jump shoes then hit the giantgiantgiant in the head and the giantgiantgiant fell and squashed the rest of the gang. The dwarf then started to run.
The dwarf's feet began to bleed because he was running on razor sharp rocks with bare feet. He kept running hoping to eventually reach a safer place. Then he reached stinkin festerin marshlands as far as the eye can see.
Then he remembers a tale about razor sharp rocks and marshlands. It was Lord of the Rings! The dwarf realized that he was in Mordor.
So the dwarf started to run back. Through the marshlands and sharp rocky fields he went and eventually fell inside that hole.
All of his friends were gone, no trace, no nothing. Then the dwarf saw another hole.. a cave entrance! He went inside and soon discover that he was in the Mines of Moria. So he ran all the way back out and climbed all the way back up until he was on the surface of the Earth again.
Then he got out his magic Greek wing boots and started to fly into the heavens. He found a bunch of angels and killed them all with his bug spray. Then he found Jesus and God and was punished for killing the angels.
The dwarf went to hell and killed all the devils he could find with his tennis ball shooting machine. Then he found Satan and Hitler and was punished for killing all the devils.
The dwarf was sent outer space. The dwarf inflated and almost popped but luckily, he was flying at lightning speed and reached Mars just in time. There, he found a colony of humans surrounded by a big bubble. The dwarf went inside the bubble and could breath again.
There he lived for a few hours before he found an old teleporter and used it on himself. Because the teleporter was old, the dwarf became a monster while he was teleporting. He teleported back to earth as Dwarfzilla.
Dwarfzilla squashed cars and knocked over buildings. Eventually, George Bush got mad and attached a nuclear rocket his car to try to suicide bomb Dwarfzilla.
Unfortunately, the rocket was to heavy and it broke George Bush's car. So George Bush ran away.
As for Dwarfzilla, he killed the Hulk and killed King Kong and killed all those giant monsters. He went to Jurrasick Park on a skyscraper-made raft and killed all the dinosaurs. Then he went to disneyland and killed Mickey Mouse.
Afterwards, George Bush got sued by his insurance company because the nuclear bomb had exploded and destroyed the city of Chicago. Then Bush got impeached and arrested. But Bush used his magical words to fool the people into thinking that the nuke had actually helped the world because Micheal Jordon's old team, the Bulls, are cityless and had to close, and Micheal Jordon quit basketball because of grief and in the recent games of Republican Bushes against the Wizards, the Republican Bushes won because they cheated and Micheal Jordon wasn't there to own the cheaters.
Then Dwarfzilla went to New York and had sex with the statue of liberty and died because of the sharp torch.
Then an asteroid hit Earth and no one had done anything to prevented because everyone was preoccupied with the news of Bush, Jordon, and Dwarfzilla.