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Anyone Seen This Christian Review on GW2?
THEDert
Member Posts: 3
in Guild Wars 2
This is about the dumbest thing EVER! They call the game demonic and say it will cause kids to touch themselves...WTF if wrong with people???
http://dailybleach.com/guild-wars-2-uncomfortable-fondling-american-youths-musky-regions/
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You know what is satire? or sarcasm?
I somehow get the feeling that that website is not entirely serious.
There is NO miracle patch.
95% of what you see in beta won't change by launch.
Hope is not a stategy.
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"This kind of topic is like one of those little cartoon boxes held up by a stick on a string, with a piece of meat under it. In other words, bait."
Different article, same site:
In order to save Americas aquariums, we need to understand that there are some people that just don’t belong. Everyone isn’t equal in nature. Just as we have restraining orders for the violent, we must also consider protecting innocents from these two-legged eating machines.
LOL
Article here: http://dailybleach.com/should-asians-be-banned-from-aquariums/
Edit: FYI, the more I read, the more I realize this site is a really dark humoured site that is akin to the Onion.
OMG. The fact that some parents buy into that shit is appauling to me.
There was this one Aion fanboi on this site that went to war VS Tera and used the Castanic race as a platform to preach that EME and Bluehole are trying to convince kids into Satan worship.
Nothing new here.
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Very informative review!
Did I find that information helpful? I think so!
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i clicked on the link but then i got distracted and read the pregnancy boobs thing instead
was this done by the makers of Christwire because i love Christwire it's a great satire site.
Edit: on second glance i had to laugh at phrases like "musky man candy"
Yeah this website is obviously satire it has to be. Seeing the other articles names and reading a couple of them, there's no way this is real. It's very similar in the way it's written to Christwire which is what the above poster is talking about, and is another satire site, I actually thought they were real for a while, but I was happy to learn they weren't.
Unfortunately if its satire, some of the comments below show people taking it seriously.
Just read the this site was created by one of the creators of Christwire. Notice the name Tyson Bowers III, the same guy who did the Skyrim review and other gaming reviews.
can we get a Mod to edit the thread title please.
This is very close to being the funniest thing I've read on MMORPG. Beautiful.
And I thought the Onion was funny. ++1 for the article.
LOL ah man this is was a funny read lol..... I'm wondering what he would have said about Mortal Online...lol
Evil will always triumph because good is dumb....
- "God is an imaginary friend for grown-ups-"
Morgan Freeman (on of those people you trust with whatever he says in a movie, like Anthony Hopkins)
Funny read and I definately do not think they are serious lol.
LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL
This has been the best article I have every read on the interwebs.
The truth may be puzzling. It may take some work to grapple with. It may be counterintuitive. It may contradict deeply held prejudices. It may not be consonant with what we desperately want to be true. But our preferences do not determine what's true.
Carl Sagan-
You should have a look at their science section IT IS SOOOO RIDICULOUS lol...
or resident evil, diablo 3, etc with those satanic name on the title
This is incredibly poorly written satire, but it is satire nontheless, so ... meh.
quote: "Anyone Seen This Christian Review..."
Unless they read it out loud to me while burning me at the stake, there's not much chance of that.
For all fans of Chuck this isnt bad either lol
http://dailybleach.com/bryan-fischer-and-chuck-norris-do-mandates/
Thanks for the link btw it made my day lol to think people take them seriously in comments.
that website is a JOKE... and if they are even a little bit serious about it then they can throw themselves to the Lions.
I'm a Christian, and read this, i personally think it is garbage.. this is just pathetic.