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Hey, I'm Justin Dawson, my friends call me Gambles.
I recently became employed by a secret orginisation known as the Illuminati. You may or may not have heard of us. Well when I say "us" take it with a grain of salt. Still don't know much about them myself.
Before my current employment I use to be a Jedi Knight in a galaxy far far away. Sounds fun doesn't it? it wasn't. Sure I was self employed and made my own decisions, but every road led down the same damn path. I'm doing just fine now though, I take orders and I like it.
Check list:
Put on my badass attire. Check.
Fry hoard of zombie's with electricity. Check.
Mack on sweet Templar chick. Check
Mack on hippie slut. Workin on it.
Kick Cthulu in the balls. Check.
Yeah, lifes not so bad being a lacky for a secret orginisation basically bent on world domination. I mean sure the whole damn world is gone to hell but I'm equipped, I got the juice baby.
Cause you know what they say. You can either do, or get done. We're the Illuminati and we are not done.
Novus Ordo Seclorum
Whatever that means....
(Arcadia)
Comments
classic.
Man I hate lumies though.
Not even a bite sir. Must be a whole lotta angry Jedi's up in here.