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Common Sense is dying fast. Continued. . .
FilipinoFury
Member Posts: 1,056
Now, what the fuck happened to us? A chalk outline is slowly being drawn around common sense and most Americans can't even identify the victim. We've gone form a nation of practical-minded, can-do Johnny-Get-Your-Guns and Rosie the Riveters to a bunch of sniveling crybabues who cant take it on the chin without running whining to our lawyers.
Folks, we don't need more government, we don't need more colleges; we need more schools that teach common sense. We dont need any more Einsteins who can tell you the principle of microwave cooking but can't figure out how to plug one in. I've always said, "Give someone a fish and they'll eat for a day, teach someone not to run a bass lure through thir testicle and they will be able to fish for the rest of their lives.
Where does common sense come from? It's slapped into the back of your head by your mother when you try and touch the hot stove. It's the Oldsmobile crest branded onto your forehead for all of eternity because you didn't want the seat belt to wrinkle your new shirt. Common sense is what gores you in the ass in Pamplona when you dress up like Topo Gigio and run in front of the bulls down a street that's narrorwer than Newt Gingrich's mind.
Well, I'm just shocked at our lack of out common sense. Clearly, this crook pot could'nt be more full of shit if he were a Porta Potti at the Lollapalooza festival.
and most important, common sese is admitting when you don't have a big closer. I don't have a big closer.
On Time? On Target? Never Quit?
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i am enjoying this and yes i do have a friend with a fork branded into his arm because he wanted to see what would happen if he heated it on the stove.
and i think what we should adopt social darwinism to the extent of dropping all warning labels off all products, adn simply teaching common sense.
this way we weed out the totaly morons and only those who would surivive without the overly extensive support of society being the only ones allowed to breed.
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you''re one of the 2% who hasn''t, copy & paste this in your signature.
You have a very good point about us getting retarted after WWII. Dahm cold war too. Peace had made us soft and stupid. Thats all I got to say.
Tal