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biggest mmorpg lies

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  • zyklonianzyklonian Member UncommonPosts: 51
    Turbine "powered by our fans" lol
  • ElsaboltsElsabolts Member RarePosts: 3,476

    " Life-Time " Subscriptions.

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    " Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Those Who  Would Threaten It "
                                            MAGA
  • DancingQueenDancingQueen Member Posts: 201
    Originally posted by DMKano

    GW2 server status page

     

    This one "Dynamic events change and evolve in response to how you interact with them, leaving lasting effects in the game world."

    I guess in GW2 lasting effect is 3min til the script resets :), rinse and repeat - lasting effect...

    here is what is should read:

    Dynamic events repeat endlessly on a very short cycle, leaving the players in an endless cycle of running the same events over and over again.

    QFAL

    ''quoted for a laugh'' (not at the expense of the poster)

  • AethaerynAethaeryn Member RarePosts: 3,150
    Originally posted by Icewhite
    "Ultra-realistic PVP"

    good one

    Wa min God! Se æx on min heafod is!

  • CalmOceansCalmOceans Member UncommonPosts: 2,437
    Originally posted by Foomerang

    Our cash shop is purely cosmetic.

    lol

  • RoinRoin Member RarePosts: 3,444
    Originally posted by Icewhite
    "Ultra-realistic PVP"

    Wait... which game said that?

     

    As for this topic. Anything any game developer says. You learn to take everything they say  worth a grain of salt with them.

    In War - Victory.
    In Peace - Vigilance.
    In Death - Sacrifice.

  • Marcus-Marcus- Member UncommonPosts: 1,010
    An oldie but goodie...

    "Its not a mirror..."


    :)
  • ReizlaReizla Member RarePosts: 4,092
    soon (TM)
  • QuizzicalQuizzical Member LegendaryPosts: 25,501
    Originally posted by Dragim
    Originally posted by Sytek_88
    30 seconds of your life ? what are you on dial up ?

    lol.  Maybe he/she read a few posts THEN decided to leave the page?

    Still funny though.

    25 of those seconds were to type the reply.

  • stealthbrstealthbr Member UncommonPosts: 1,054
    Soon™
  • ragz45ragz45 Member UncommonPosts: 810
    Originally posted by DMKano

     

    GW2 - it's Groundhogs day MMO, didn't I just save that village 3 min ago? 

    Oh god, this made me laugh so hard.  So very true

  • BurntvetBurntvet Member RarePosts: 3,465

    Anything coming out of Smed's mouth....

     

  • SmikisSmikis Member UncommonPosts: 1,045
    Originally posted by Torgrim
    Originally posted by Smikis
    biggest lies? gw2 by annet , living dynamic world? oh ye? must be gw3 you have in mind

    You sure you not talking about SWTOR?

    ea never claimed swtor would be that, annet did claim so much and so many times, and  bragged about dynamic content which there is zero.. everything is predefined and nothing is dynamic at all.. so yeh..

  • KenFisherKenFisher Member UncommonPosts: 5,035
    Originally posted by Aethaeryn
    Originally posted by Icewhite
    "Ultra-realistic PVP"

    good one

     

    hehe... You walk away from the computer bruised and wounded, dripping blood and limping.

     

    "Whoah, what a rush"  :-)


    Ken Fisher - Semi retired old fart Network Administrator, now working in Network Security.  I don't Forum PVP.  If you feel I've attacked you, it was probably by accident.  When I don't understand, I ask.  Such is not intended as criticism.
  • RednecksithRednecksith Member Posts: 1,238

    "We value your feedback."

    "We have people working on (insert issue here) right now and will be releasing a fix shortly."

    (6 months after previous statement) "This ability / spell / dungeon mechanic is working as intended."

    "PvP balance is important to us."

    "PvP balance changes won't affect PvE in any way."

    "We are aware of the botting issue, and are taking aggressive actions to combat it."

    "You will take part in a living, dynamic world which changes depending upon your actions!"

  • WightyWighty Member UncommonPosts: 699
    "Made by Gamers for Gamers"

    What are your other Hobbies?

    Gaming is Dirt Cheap compared to this...

  • aspekxaspekx Member UncommonPosts: 2,167
    Originally posted by Quizzical
    Originally posted by Dragim
    Originally posted by Sytek_88
    30 seconds of your life ? what are you on dial up ?

    lol.  Maybe he/she read a few posts THEN decided to leave the page?

    Still funny though.

    25 of those seconds were to type the reply.

    +1 for critical analysis.

    "There are at least two kinds of games.
    One could be called finite, the other infinite.
    A finite game is played for the purpose of winning,
    an infinite game for the purpose of continuing play."
    Finite and Infinite Games, James Carse

  • QuizzicalQuizzical Member LegendaryPosts: 25,501
    Originally posted by Wighty
    "Made by Gamers for Gamers"

    That's actually true of nearly all games.  The problem is that it's "Made by Gamers whose game preferences aren't at all similar to yours, for Gamers whose game preferences match those of the game designers and not you".

  • strangiato2112strangiato2112 Member CommonPosts: 1,538

    Not an egragious lie, but one of my favorites because it was so ridiculous that no one could possibly believe it, yet a large portion of their fanbase actually believed it:

     

    "we arent consolidating servers, we are just preparing trial shards for an upcoming promotion"

  • BurntvetBurntvet Member RarePosts: 3,465
    Originally posted by Quizzical
    Originally posted by Wighty
    "Made by Gamers for Gamers"

    That's actually true of nearly all games.  The problem is that it's "Made by Gamers whose game preferences aren't at all similar to yours, for Gamers whose game preferences match those of the game designers and not you".

    Not anymore.

    Now it is: "Made for Gamers by Accountants/MBAs".

     

  • PyrateLVPyrateLV Member CommonPosts: 1,096
    Originally posted by stealthbr
    Soon™

    ^^^^

    THIS

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  • hobbitpimphobbitpimp Member UncommonPosts: 17
    Any and everything EA says

    I miss the massive in MMO.

  • FalconiumFalconium Member Posts: 20
    "Dynamic"
  • QuirhidQuirhid Member UncommonPosts: 6,230
    Originally posted by Burntvet
    Originally posted by Quizzical
    Originally posted by Wighty
    "Made by Gamers for Gamers"

    That's actually true of nearly all games.  The problem is that it's "Made by Gamers whose game preferences aren't at all similar to yours, for Gamers whose game preferences match those of the game designers and not you".

    Not anymore.

    Now it is: "Made for Gamers by Accountants/MBAs".

    And elephants can fly.

    I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been -Wayne Gretzky

  • erictlewiserictlewis Member UncommonPosts: 3,022

    Lotro - we have no plans on going free to play  -  fast forward

    SWTOR we have no current plans to go free to play

    SWTOR we have 2 milliion subs,  um yea. 

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