What are some stupid/hilarious things you've been banned for on forums?

Can't say I've been banned without a legit reason. Except once.

Here I am posting on Gamespot forums. This was a few years ago. I barely posted there to begin with, don't ever go there now. But, a thread comes and it is about "How do YOU make your sandwich?

I replied "I don't make a sandwich, I yell "make me a sammich, woman!"

May or may not be funny...but that "joke" has been there since almost the dawn of the interwebs. And it was perfect for the thread in question.

Soon after I get banned for 3 months. I was like "wtf who has no internet humor and why so long for a dumb joke"...then I just thought it was probably a female that got pissed and banned me.

I lolled quite a lot. I thought it was funnier than the joke itself.

What are some stupid/dumb reasons you've been banned for on forums?