In a very interesting move from Angry Soccermom Entertainment and Rubmylamp Incorporated, they decided to merge their respective MMORPG projects.
"Aladdin the Pirate Wizard Online: Curse of the Drunken Magic Genie" (AtPWO:CotDMG) will feature the best of both worlds!
Shazaam, new CEO and PR manager of Rubmylamp Angry Soccermom, deared to comment: "After receiving feedback from members of the community, conducting extensive focus tests, and evaluating the strengths and weaknesses of both our closest competitor (Pirate Wizard Online) and Aladdin, we are confident this whole new fast-action game will truly deliver what players, fans, and gamers have come to expect from a 3rd generation MMORPG."
With 600.000.000 preorder packages sold in North America only, AtPWO:CotDMG is already the fastest growing MMORPG-to-be in the industry.
Shortly after the merger was officially announced, the new company stock went up 4.256% and John-Bernard Smedl
This game is gonna be soooo extensive guys! check out this charter:
With time you get hungry > You have to eat > And take a shit
You can get poisoned by scorpions > Which will degrade you body functions with time> Combined with the above might give you character diarrhea > You shit your pants, unless:
Your clothes degrade at a rate, and more when in combat> pants get holes > diarrhea on the ground!!
All graphics are interactive> you can do something with every aspect of the game> like step in saomeone elses diarrhea puddle!
Clothes also have special events that make them degrade faster> like stepping in shit will make the sellvalue of your shoes lower
not like other games where you can only buy and sell your own stuff to vendor> you can buy someone elses shitty shoes!
Enviromental chain reactions> go swimming with the shitty shoes you bought> will polute the water with bacteria> will kill small fish> which provides less food for big fish, they eventually die> which provides less food for the characters!
I havn't posted in this thread yet because I don't belive a word of it. I think your all trying to fool me and your all laughing at me when I'm not here
Originally posted by Nullapax I havn't posted in this thread yet because I don't belive a word of it. I think your all trying to fool me and your all laughing at me when I'm not here
how can you say that?? all these people can't have manipulated those screenshots can they?? i mean, look at the smooth graphics, and and.... and some friend of my niece's uncle's homeroid's shemale schizfrenic boyfriend told someone that told me he was on the closed beta team!!!!!!!1!2!3!
Anyway, I am curious, with this new merge, how will this affect the progress of the game? Are we stil looking for a release date of Q1 2006 or have you guys had to scrap the whole project and start all over at phase 1. At that point I'm assuming we'll see the game as an 8th generation MMORPG at 2027?
Originally posted by Dodoo Darkman, I asked Shazaam about it and here's what he had to say: "Well, Aladdin was to be released in Q1 2106 so we are confindent we can still meet this deadline with AtPWO:CotDMG. Do you realize that we are able to show you screenshots of a game that only the superhomecomputers of the next century will be able to run properly? But maybe you should factor in the few weeks it will take to revamp our website so Q2 2107 may be more like it. I'm sure our true fans won't mind such a tiny delay because focus groups told us they were very excited by the new project."
Its alright. Im going out tommorow to be chriogenically frozen so ill be fresh and ready to play AO:CotMG for at least 60 years.
This game looks and sounds great, but my question is can I build a sand castle out in the desert for my house and then defend it from mauraders who will try to steal my harem from me?
Originally posted by Ophiuchu This game looks and sounds great, but my question is can I build a sand castle out in the desert for my house and then defend it from mauraders who will try to steal my harem from me?
I was asking myself the same thing so i sent the devs an Emailll
You can play as a Wyvern, who cares about sandcastles!!?!! Wyverns will be so cool that everything else will suck compared to them. In fact, the devs aren't even bothering with the other races, because Wyverns are so important. What innovations does this game have? What features does it boast? Who cares, IT HAS WYVERNS!!!!
I can't believe I get to finally play as a Wyvern in an online game!
Originally posted by Sawtooth You can play as a Wyvern, who cares about sandcastles!!?!! Wyverns will be so cool that everything else will suck compared to them. In fact, the devs aren't even bothering with the other races, because Wyverns are so important. What innovations does this game have? What features does it boast? Who cares, IT HAS WYVERNS!!!!I can't believe I get to finally play as a Wyvern in an online game!
Wyverns suck. Play as a Pirate Wizard Alcoholic in Pirate Wizard Online. Good game there
i play on australian servers because racism is acceptable there
Originally posted by Sawtooth You can play as a Wyvern, who cares about sandcastles!!?!! Wyverns will be so cool that everything else will suck compared to them. In fact, the devs aren't even bothering with the other races, because Wyverns are so important. What innovations does this game have? What features does it boast? Who cares, IT HAS WYVERNS!!!!I can't believe I get to finally play as a Wyvern in an online game!
Wyverns suck. Play as a Pirate Wizard Alcoholic in Pirate Wizard Online. Good game there
Pirate Wizard Online merged with Alladin online: Curse of the genie, so now you can play as a Drunken pirate alcoholic waizard-warrior who is trying to quit drinking but turns into a sea urchin in disguise........ or the likes....
sheesh. i dont think aladin merged with anygame. aladin online is a unique game that would not need to merge with any other game because it is self suficient, doesnt need more content, and its already on beta testing so it cant merge with another stupid game. geeeez ppl lets keep the integrity of the thread pls.
Sea urchin disguised as a spellcasting warrior!!! But i have to admit, this class doesn't get very interesting until lvl 3 when you get firey-fireball spell (or whatever it's called, i can't remember all those awesome spells)
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Yah mate this is the best game i have ever seen were can i download it
RED HOT NEWS!
In a very interesting move from Angry Soccermom Entertainment and Rubmylamp Incorporated, they decided to merge their respective MMORPG projects.
"Aladdin the Pirate Wizard Online: Curse of the Drunken Magic Genie" (AtPWO:CotDMG) will feature the best of both worlds!
Shazaam, new CEO and PR manager of Rubmylamp Angry Soccermom, deared to comment:
"After receiving feedback from members of the community, conducting extensive focus tests, and evaluating the strengths and weaknesses of both our closest competitor (Pirate Wizard Online) and Aladdin, we are confident this whole new fast-action game will truly deliver what players, fans, and gamers have come to expect from a 3rd generation MMORPG."
With 600.000.000 preorder packages sold in North America only, AtPWO:CotDMG is already the fastest growing MMORPG-to-be in the industry.
Shortly after the merger was officially announced, the new company stock went up 4.256% and John-Bernard Smedl
This game is gonna be soooo extensive guys! check out this charter:
With time you get hungry > You have to eat > And take a shit
You can get poisoned by scorpions > Which will degrade you body functions with time> Combined with the above might give you character diarrhea > You shit your pants, unless:
Your clothes degrade at a rate, and more when in combat> pants get holes > diarrhea on the ground!!
All graphics are interactive> you can do something with every aspect of the game> like step in saomeone elses diarrhea puddle!
Clothes also have special events that make them degrade faster> like stepping in shit will make the sellvalue of your shoes lower
not like other games where you can only buy and sell your own stuff to vendor> you can buy someone elses shitty shoes!
Enviromental chain reactions> go swimming with the shitty shoes you bought> will polute the water with bacteria> will kill small fish> which provides less food for big fish, they eventually die> which provides less food for the characters!
This is so awesome guys!!
scientology
I havn't posted in this thread yet because I don't belive a word of it.
I think your all trying to fool me and your all laughing at me when I'm not here
w000000t???????!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!!!"!"!"!"!"222!"124353454351234567890+
how can you say that?? all these people can't have manipulated those screenshots can they?? i mean, look at the smooth graphics, and and.... and some friend of my niece's uncle's homeroid's shemale schizfrenic boyfriend told someone that told me he was on the closed beta team!!!!!!!1!2!3!
He was on the closed beta team? Damn, so lucky.
Anyway, I am curious, with this new merge, how will this affect the progress of the game? Are we stil looking for a release date of Q1 2006 or have you guys had to scrap the whole project and start all over at phase 1. At that point I'm assuming we'll see the game as an 8th generation MMORPG at 2027?
Darkman, I asked Shazaam about it and here's what he had to say:
"Well, Aladdin was to be released in Q1 2106 so we are confindent we can still meet this deadline with AtPWO:CotDMG.
Do you realize that we are able to show you screenshots of a game that only the superhomecomputers of the next century will be able to run properly?
But maybe you should factor in the few weeks it will take to revamp our website so Q2 2107 may be more like it.
I'm sure our true fans won't mind such a tiny delay because focus groups told us they were very excited by the new project."
Its alright. Im going out tommorow to be chriogenically frozen so ill be fresh and ready to play AO:CotMG for at least 60 years.
This game looks and sounds great, but my question is can I build a sand castle out in the desert for my house and then defend it from mauraders who will try to steal my harem from me?
I was asking myself the same thing so i sent the devs an Emailll
THEY SAID YES!!!!!!!
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I can't believe I get to finally play as a Wyvern in an online game!
I leave for a little and the thread is gone, disgrace
Pirate Wizard Online merged with Alladin online: Curse of the genie, so now you can play as a Drunken pirate alcoholic waizard-warrior who is trying to quit drinking but turns into a sea urchin in disguise........ or the likes....
I got into beta testing this awesome game guys!!! Heres a screenshot of my char! It's sooooooooooo awesome!!! I'll put up some more later
sheesh. i dont think aladin merged with anygame. aladin online is a unique game that would not need to merge with any other game because it is self suficient, doesnt need more content, and its already on beta testing so it cant merge with another stupid game.
geeeez ppl lets keep the integrity of the thread pls.
and ill bet Sixers agrees with me.
New exclusive.
Sea urchin disguised as a spellcasting warrior!!! But i have to admit, this class doesn't get very interesting until lvl 3 when you get firey-fireball spell (or whatever it's called, i can't remember all those awesome spells)