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Life is like [Insert theory here]

MUHzzxK0MUHzzxK0 Member Posts: 389
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I would say a pack of buttercookies...
You get this pack of buttercookies and it contains around 80 cookies. But unfourtunately only a few of them is covered with chocolate. I think thats just like life itself. Life is filled with okay cookies and then there is a few that is just superb.

What would you compare life to? Explain

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  • UmbroodUmbrood Member UncommonPosts: 1,809


    Originally posted by MUHzzxK0

    I would say a pack of buttercookies...
    You get this pack of buttercookies and it contains around 80 cookies. But unfourtunately only a few of them is covered with chocolate. I think thats just like life itself. Life is filled with okay cookies and then there is a few that is just superb.
    What would you compare life to? Explain


    That would be more like a philosophy though, but here goes.

    Life is a sexually transmitted decease that is one hundred percent fatal.

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    Originally posted by Jerek_

    I wonder if you honestly even believe what you type, or if you live in a made up world of facts.
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  • modjoe86modjoe86 Member UncommonPosts: 4,050
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  • VampirVampir Member Posts: 4,239
    Life is like a a bad movie the guy writing the script(god) has more then a few nuts and bolts loose.

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    98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you''re one of the 2% who hasn''t, copy & paste this in your signature.

  • mister_GuSmister_GuS Member Posts: 811

    Life is like a MMORPG ( or is an mmorpg like life)

    You try all ur life to get ur skills and stats up

    but u end up getting bored of it and give up

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  • RazorbackRazorback Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 5,253
    Life is like sex with the woman of your dreams, you want it to last longer but its all over very quickly.

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  • mister_GuSmister_GuS Member Posts: 811

    Originally posted by Razorback
    Life is like sex with the woman of your dreams, you want it to last longer but its all over very quickly.
    true that homes

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  • VampirVampir Member Posts: 4,239


    Originally posted by Razorback
    Life is like sex with the woman of your dreams, you want it to last longer but its all over very quickly.

    if only life was that pleasant.......

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  • RufiusRufius Member Posts: 2,031

    Life is like a cannon ball, slowly climbing up to cloud nine and plumetting to six feet under. Eh, could reword that better.

    Professor Hubert Farnsworth - That question is less stupid but, you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.

  • Zerocool032Zerocool032 Member Posts: 729
    Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still

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  • hartamhartam Member Posts: 364

    Life is like a bed of roses. Full of pricks.

  • brostynbrostyn Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 3,092
    Life is like a MMORPG. At the end you realize how much time you wasted.
  • RufiusRufius Member Posts: 2,031

    Life is like brostyn, it never knows when to shut up.

    Professor Hubert Farnsworth - That question is less stupid but, you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.

  • rtnkfnk1rtnkfnk1 Member Posts: 14

    I thought life is like climbing a big jebel.

    AT some you have you aim ,you climb to your aim.

    and sometime you will have a rest.

  • AdrealAdreal Member Posts: 2,087

    ... a box of chocolates?

    If you're a drunkard, then maybe a box of german chocolates?

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  • GamewizeGamewize Member Posts: 956

    Life is like Will, you do with it what you want.

    Id go deeper but im too bored to write out a long-winded philosophical post.

    I think it's the objective of your past self to make you cringe.

  • SaggitariusSaggitarius Member Posts: 83

    Life is like a bunch of crap sticked on your shoesole

    You can try to shake it off but it wont go away , and if it goes away

    ...there's still some jarheaded stinky slimy snotbag from some previous place that will appear in front of youwherever you go, making indirect idiotic comments about a time in the past when you kicked his a**, trying to bore you into submission .

    Than you do the same , and you suck as much as they do.

    Now i'm off to suckerpunch all the fat people in a santa  costume .

     

    just looking for trouble
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  • 8hammer88hammer8 Member Posts: 1,812

    Originally posted by Saggitarius
    Life is like a bunch of crap sticked on your shoesole
    You can try to shake it off but it wont go away , and if it goes away
    ...there's still some jarheaded stinky slimy snotbag from some previous place that will appear in front of youwherever you go, making indirect idiotic comments about a time in the past when you kicked his a**, trying to bore you into submission .
    Than you do the same , and you suck as much as they do.
    Now i'm off to suckerpunch all the fat people in a santa costume .


    Life is like having a case of lice, in the end you just end up scratching your head....


    Oh and Saggitarius, I know from experience, that is not the best way to handle your holiday stress....::::20::

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  • RattrapRattrap Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 1,599

    Life is shit ... and than you die.

    "Before this battle is over all the world will know that few...stood against many." - King Leonidas

  • GamewizeGamewize Member Posts: 956


    Originally posted by Rattrap

    Life is shit ... and than you die.

    Only if you let life be like that and do nothing about it, my dear friend.

    I think it's the objective of your past self to make you cringe.

  • grimweepergrimweeper Member Posts: 2,047
    lifes like a bitch you just gotta ride her out

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