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Win one for the flying spaghetti monster: Hopefully at least.

UmbroodUmbrood Member UncommonPosts: 1,809
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I finally found a religion that pleases me.

http://www.venganza.org/

It is not any more or any less believable then any other, besides, I like spaghetti.

I signed up at once.

You should to..

I am also thinking of starting a macaroni branch so we can go to holy war, it wont really be a real religion until we have killed millions of people that doesnt adhere to our beliefs.

 

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Originally posted by Jerek_

I wonder if you honestly even believe what you type, or if you live in a made up world of facts.
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  • RufiusRufius Member Posts: 2,031

    Well you know it's all a gimmick based on the motivations of a graduate trying to pay off his enormous educational bills. How's that for a leader?

    Professor Hubert Farnsworth - That question is less stupid but, you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.

  • VampirVampir Member Posts: 4,239

    this sounds like something my ex who i still very very much have a special place in my heart would write.

    she was a catholic who would just to freak her parents out start worshiping fake religions like "mod the fish god" etc......

    but she did this and finally her parents caught on it was a joke after the 5th fake religion which was the hamburger with cross in it.......

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  • modjoe86modjoe86 Member UncommonPosts: 4,050

    Our Flying Spaghetti Monster, who art in heaven...

    Sounds alot cooler than God.image

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    I wanna meet that FMS and make him my pet!

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    Welcome to Pastafarianism, brother!

    We are the one true faith, followers of the one true Meatball! Sully thyself not in the work of heretics and egg salad, but rejoice in the glory of our Pasta lord!
  • BissrokBissrok Member Posts: 1,002

    I feel like I was blind, but now I see. Nothing made sense before. Sure ID made some really great arguements, like, "everything's really complicated". And, now it all makes sense. A Flying Spaghetti Monster... how did I not see it before?

    Now, I just need a t-shirt and some bumper stickers to help spread the word...

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  • UmbroodUmbrood Member UncommonPosts: 1,809


    Originally posted by Betrayal-X

    Well you know it's all a gimmick based on the motivations of a graduate trying to pay off his enormous educational bills. How's that for a leader?

    I would say it would put him in front of 99.99% of all other political and religious leaders in terms of a "good cause" or money well spent.

    So yeah, we in the church of the flying spaghetti monster is very pleased with our leader.

    Almost no money have gone to terrorsists or waging war on one or the other. ( I suppose he still pays taxes so sadly we can not that say NO money have gone there. )

     

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    Originally posted by Jerek_

    I wonder if you honestly even believe what you type, or if you live in a made up world of facts.
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  • RufiusRufius Member Posts: 2,031

    I INVOKE THE POWER OF THE VORTEX HAMBURGER DEATH ANGEL!!!!!

    WITNESS HIS WRATH!

    (And oversizednessnessnessnessness)
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    Professor Hubert Farnsworth - That question is less stupid but, you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.

  • GamewizeGamewize Member Posts: 956

    (Puts his Ben Stein voice on) Oh greatness, lets all sing upward to this glorious pasta (Voice off)

    Now if you'll excuse me I have preperations to make before I end all of your meaningless lives :P

    I think it's the objective of your past self to make you cringe.

  • PBskaterPBskater Member Posts: 228


    Originally posted by modjoe86

    Our Flying Spaghetti Monster, who art in heaven...
    Sounds alot cooler than God.image

    yay it does!!image
  • lunamonsterlunamonster Member Posts: 325

    He also tastes better than god.

    God tastes like bad wine and dry biscuits flying spaghetti monster tastes like spaghetti bolognese and meatballs ::::28::.

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  • evil_oatmealevil_oatmeal Member Posts: 25

    They've got it all wrong, "He" is not compsed of Spaghetti, "He" is composed of Tagliatelle. So that's where my branch is going, join me if you'd likeimage

  • UmbroodUmbrood Member UncommonPosts: 1,809


    Originally posted by evil_oatmeal

    They've got it all wrong, "He" is not compsed of Spaghetti, "He" is composed of Tagliatelle. So that's where my branch is going, join me if you'd likeimage

    You would be well adviced that we in the macaroni branch are at this moment doing everything on our power to plan your utter defeat.

    We have franchised the creation of over 2 million pieces of art to kindergartens around the world, and we all know macaroni pictures are WAY cooler then tagliatelli right?

    Tagliatelli or Macacroni?

    Well then, let this be our Jihad....

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    Originally posted by Jerek_

    I wonder if you honestly even believe what you type, or if you live in a made up world of facts.
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  • PBskaterPBskater Member Posts: 228

    god does,but isnt like stail cardboard mixed  with flour and paper??

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