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DAY 1: Bored of playing this current game, lets search for something new...
DAY 2: Few more hours till game downloads... what to do... fap fap fap....
Day 3: Internet connection lost have to download game again...
Day 4: Finally downloaded game installing... what to do... fap fap fap
Day 5: Created new character..."Servers will be shut down in 5 seconds. ETA unknown." what to do... fap fap fap
Day 6: Still creating character...
Day 7: Perhaps I should take a break... fap fap fap
Day 8: Still creating character...
Day 9: Finished creating character lets start leveling...
Day 10: Servers down for maintenance... fap fap fap fap...
Day 11: Servers on rolling restarts... lets watch youtube walkthroughs
Day 12: Reached level 9 lets write a review...
Day 13: It's time to shower... fap fap fap
Day 14: Still level 9 I am bored time to troll
Day 15: Previous game I got bored of turned free to play
Day 16: Downloading previous game
Day 17: Lost connection to internet downloading game again
Day 18: Finally game downloads I can't access all my characters only one
Day 19: Game taking forever to load... crashes... "no eta game servers shut down for exploits"
Day 20: Go back to new game, can't play server maintenance
Day 21: What to do... fap fap fap...
Day 22: Tired of mmo's back to console
Day 23: Tired of consoles back to gaming apps on phone
Day 24: Tired of apps on phone baack to fap fap fap
Day 25: Tired of fap fap fap back to new game
Day 26: Girlfriend/boyfriend broke up with me... fap fap fap
Day 27: Play new game find new cyber girlfriend I will never meet
Day 28: Power leveled to max level
Day 29: Join and leave many guilds...
Day 30: Finally tell guild I am a guy on ventrilo
Day 31: Go back to day 1
Comments
First and foremost let me say that I had to check urbandictionary.com for "fap fap fap" - ...yea...
*ehem* anyway, after reading the most horrid description of what that phrase meant I've come to the conclusion that you must either be a single man using steroids (and unemployed?) or you're a teenage boy (and unemployed...) haha. Either way, your hormone levels are dangerously high! Careful, or you might just end up with hairy hands!
http://www.facebook.com/murtb
We gotta partee sumtime dude! Wut junior high u go2?
THIS
Day 26: Girlfriend/boyfriend broke up with me... fap fap fap
Aahahhaa