Ok, so my friend convinces me to go w/him to a turkey farm to pick out the turkey his family is going to eat for thanksgiving. I was like uuuuuh ok, and I ask him "why do you want to pick out the turkey while it's still alive?" He tells me something about how he wants to look his turkey in the eyes...?
We get to the place and turkeys are everywhere makin noise like nobodies business. I notice my friend is starin' at one.. AND THE DAMN THING IS STARING BACK! I looked at the turkey and could see the chilling fear in him. My friend tells the guy "I want THAT ONE" ...and I swear I heard a sad lil' "gobble" come from that bird when my friend pointed at 'em.
I felt very sad for #43 (that's what his name was...sniff). BUT GOSH DARNIT THAT WAS THE BEST DAMN BIRD I'D EATEN IN A LOOONG TIME! G'by #43 ...whereever you are! *burp*
"A good man knows his limits, a Great man knows he has none...."
"A good man knows his limits, a Great man knows he has none...."
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nicely done
happy thanksgiving
lol
thanks....
im going out for the day after thanksgiving 5am sales
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Ohh Im So Scary... BOO
ok ill still take htat as a compliment
thanks
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Ok, so my friend convinces me to go w/him to a turkey farm to pick out the turkey his family is going to eat for thanksgiving. I was like uuuuuh ok, and I ask him "why do you want to pick out the turkey while it's still alive?" He tells me something about how he wants to look his turkey in the eyes...?
We get to the place and turkeys are everywhere makin noise like nobodies business. I notice my friend is starin' at one.. AND THE DAMN THING IS STARING BACK! I looked at the turkey and could see the chilling fear in him. My friend tells the guy "I want THAT ONE" ...and I swear I heard a sad lil' "gobble" come from that bird when my friend pointed at 'em.
I felt very sad for #43 (that's what his name was...sniff). BUT GOSH DARNIT THAT WAS THE BEST DAMN BIRD I'D EATEN IN A LOOONG TIME! G'by #43 ...whereever you are! *burp*
"A good man knows his limits, a Great man knows he has none...."
"A good man knows his limits, a Great man knows he has none...."
that was strangely dissturbing well happy thanksgiving all
lol
yea same
lol number 43
thast hlarious
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under the ground in the septic tank by tomorrow
lol
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