Originally posted by 8hammer8 I would love to drop kick every single country singer (and I only use singer in the loosest meaning of the word) directly in the throat, I can almost see it now.....
If you think Faith Hill can't sing; you're going straight to the 9th level of hell. We're talking Dante's Ice-Box next to El Diablo.
"Fear not death; for the sooner we die, the longer shall we be immortal."
Originally posted by 8hammer8 I would love to drop kick every single country singer (and I only use singer in the loosest meaning of the word) directly in the throat, I can almost see it now.....
If you think Faith Hill can't sing; you're going straight to the 9th level of hell. We're talking Dante's Ice-Box next to El Diablo.
While I would prefer to be exiled to Dante's Inferno , I will settle for his Ice-Box. She is attractive until she starts to sing...if she was put on mute....attractive again, kinda like magic.
"It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)
Would love to kick this asshole in the throat AND the nuts. Not because hes a bad actor but a big embarasment to Australia (even though hes technically a New Zealander), with his antics.
Jessica Simpsons hubby (who is so insignificant I dont even know his name)
David Letterman
The hosts of Entertainment Tonight
The Entire cast of every CSI show
The Entire cast of 3rd watch
The entire cast of Law and Order
The entire cast of Days of our lives
In fact every daytime soapy star
Jennifer Aniston
Anna Nicole Smith
Pamela Anderson
Back Street Boys
The rap dewd who sings the song about being in a closet
Nicole Kidman
Germaine Greer
Non Celebs who still deserve it...
Condaleza Rice
Dick Cheyney
Paul Wolfowitz
Arial Sharon
Tony Blair
John Howard
The entire team behind SWG
John Romero
The entire team behind Mourning
Ken Troop
Nigel Mansel
All Soccer players and fans
Every TV evangelist
Everyone on the shopping channel
The support team at Ebay Australia
I thought me and you were on the same wave length but then you just had to say Nicole Kidman didn't you? I would definately take a kick to the throat for her. She's my bitch.
Originally posted by Razorback OMG good topic! Where to start.... Anthony RobbinsBill O'RielyMichael JacksonBritteny SpearsJustin TimberlakeRobbie WilliamsAshley AND Jessica SimpsonJessica Simpsons hubby (who is so insignificant I dont even know his name)David LettermanThe hosts of Entertainment TonightThe Entire cast of every CSI showThe Entire cast of 3rd watchThe entire cast of Law and OrderThe entire cast of Days of our livesIn fact every daytime soapy starJennifer AnistonAnna Nicole SmithPamela AndersonBack Street BoysThe rap dewd who sings the song about being in a closetNicole KidmanGermaine Greer Non Celebs who still deserve it... Condaleza RiceDick CheyneyPaul WolfowitzArial SharonTony BlairJohn HowardThe entire team behind SWGJohn RomeroThe entire team behind MourningKen TroopNigel ManselAll Soccer players and fansEvery TV evangelistEveryone on the shopping channelThe support team at Ebay Australia And a special mention... The german guy that didnt send me my exhaust hangerThe guy that beat me for the team leaders position at workThe person who made the Sub that made me sick the other dayThe guy that pulled out in front of me last nightAnd last but no least, my Mom Phew... now I need new boots
HAHA! Awesome list man! I so agree with you. Also though goddamn Prima Donnas... I simply can't handle them.
I just fell like adding a few:
All techno DJs who actually their creation is music. It's mess of different sounds, depending on which you found on the computer.
All Rappers - What to do when you're bad at everything. You can't compose good music, you can't sing, you can't make good lyrics = Rap/hip-hop. 1-2 Simple beats. No singing, just saying words fast. Songs always about love, sex, drugs, money, guns and so. You only need to rhyme. But if you can't find a word, then you can just make one up.
Entire MTV staff
Entire Microsoft Staff
Most Pop artists - Try singing with passion, not just for money, and try making your own damn songs.
Originally posted by Zepee Envy... envy... and yet more envy.... all I can see here is envy.... So, basiccaly, you guys would liek to kick someone in the throat just because they were successfull in life, and you probably would liek to have what they do... It really annoys me to sse this kind of thing... And a special message to Hobhein: Why are you totally against a man that helps those that need help? I can't understand that... And about him being good,.. he probably already did more to help others that you will ever do...
For someone so young, you took this thread way to serious.
And by the way, I do not envy anyone who sings country music, in fact I kinda feel bad for them.
I am sure they are happy in their misery...I mean if you play their records backwards, they get their wife back, their house back, their truck back, their dog back...so they have that working for them.
Yeah, I'm sure Kenny Chesney is worried about getting a truck back. I don't think he'd have much trouble buying anything he wants. While you sit negotiating a price within your credit limit. lol. I bet he feels pretty sorry for you.
I like country music. What kind of music do listen to anyways? I can find some pretty depressing music in any style these days. And to be honest with you, I find country music lately to be the most inspirational, fun, and positive stuff out there.
I'd like to kick all the rock, rap, and alternative music bands who are writing their depressing crud in the throat. All they sing about is being pissed off, insecure, evil, or dissed by the man.
Yeah, I'm sure Kenny Chesney is worried about getting a truck back. I don't think he'd have much trouble buying anything he wants. While you sit negotiating a price within your credit limit. lol. I bet he feels pretty sorry for you.
Ummm...I was right on one part....he probably will be singing a sorry ass song about losing his wife...
This From People Magazine:
"Four months after their beachside wedding, Ren
"It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)
Yeah, I'm sure Kenny Chesney is worried about getting a truck back. I don't think he'd have much trouble buying anything he wants. While you sit negotiating a price within your credit limit. lol. I bet he feels pretty sorry for you.
Ummm...I was right on one part....he probably will be singing a sorry ass song about losing his wife...
I'm not going to argue with you over Kenny Chesney. That wasn't my point, it was just an example of a random country singer that is popular today. Replace his name with Willie Nelson (whom is one of my personal favorites) if it makes you feel better.
So I will replace Kenny's name with Willie's...NO PROBLEM. You help me prove my point even more...
From WSB-TV in Atlanta:
"Willie Nelson Nicknamed the "Red-headed Stranger," country singer and actor Willie Nelson became friend with the IRS in 1993 when he settled a $16 million delinquent tax bill. The tax evasion nightmare began in 1990 for Nelson, which cost him nearly all of his personal belongings..."
So he REALLY did need to get his house, dog, truck, bible, lamp shades, chairs, pictures...well just about everything but the bandana I think.
A good swift kick in the throat early in his career might have helped him out. You see, I am trying to help people. You being from Texas and liking country music....how odd. That is why I could not spend more than 9 months there (San Antonio and McAllen) **shudders remembering**. For your sake, I hope you have horns, cause your choice in music doesn't.
"It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)
I'm not going to argue with you over Kenny Chesney. That wasn't my point, it was just an example of a random country singer that is popular today. Replace his name with Willie Nelson (whom is one of my personal favorites) if it makes you feel better.
So I will replace Kenny's name with Willie's...NO PROBLEM. You help me prove my point even more...
From WSB-TV in Atlanta:
"Willie Nelson Nicknamed the "Red-headed Stranger," country singer and actor Willie Nelson became friend with the IRS in 1993 when he settled a $16 million delinquent tax bill. The tax evasion nightmare began in 1990 for Nelson, which cost him nearly all of his personal belongings..."
So he REALLY did need to get his house, dog, truck, bible, lamp shades, chairs, pictures...well just about everything but the bandana I think.
A good swift kick in the throat early in his career might have helped him out. You see, I am trying to help people. You being from Texas and liking country music....how odd. That is why I could not spend more than 9 months there (San Antonio and McAllen) **shudders remembering**. For your sake, I hope you have horns, cause your choice in music doesn't.
I'm a Libertarian and you're going to try to get me to question someone's integrity because they had a problem with the IRS? Hahaha... Dude if that's the best you can drudge up on Willie Nelson then I'm not too worried. Keep searching.
I'm starting to get the impression that you're just narrow minded about some things. Especially when you automatically equate Texas with country. I live in this great big modern city called Dallas. We don't have too many cattle running around here. Heck, I don't even know how to ride a horse. And I'm sorry the people in San Antonio didn't like you. Maybe you were just too mean for those nice folks. They have a large hispanic population. Was that where you had a problem? I love the hispanic community. They're awesomely nice. It takes a pretty bad person to not get along with them.
Oh, and btw, country isn't my favorite music. I like it, but my favorite kind of music is techno. Chemical Brothers, Paul Van Dyke, and such. I guess I'm just open minded enough to not believe the first stereotype thrown my way.
I thought your argument was that country music was just a bunch of songs about people losing their personal belongings. You're getting off topic. Why don't you tell me about your good uplifting positive motivational tunes.
Originally posted by 8hammer8 You being from Texas and liking country music....how odd. That is why I could not spend more than 9 months there (San Antonio and McAllen) **shudders remembering**. For your sake, I hope you have horns, cause your choice in music doesn't.
What's wrong with San Antonio? My aunt and uncle live there. I love going to visit them. It's a beautiful city. I wouldn't call it country though. More like a fiesta going on. I see more hispanics there than here in S.D.
============================= It all seems so stupid It makes me want to give up But why should I give up When it all seems so stupid
I'm a Libertarian and you're going to try to get me to question someone's integrity because they had a problem with the IRS? Hahaha... Dude if that's the best you can drudge up on Willie Nelson then I'm not too worried. Keep searching.
I'm starting to get the impression that you're just narrow minded about some things. Especially when you automatically equate Texas with country. I live in this great big modern city called Dallas. We don't have too many cattle running around here. Heck, I don't even know how to ride a horse. And I'm sorry the people in San Antonio didn't like you. Maybe you were just too mean for those nice folks. They have a large hispanic population. Was that where you had a problem? I love the hispanic community. They're awesomely nice. It takes a pretty bad person to not get along with them.
Oh, and btw, country isn't my favorite music. I like it, but my favorite kind of music is techno. Chemical Brothers, Paul Van Dyke, and such. I guess I'm just open minded enough to not believe the first stereotype thrown my way.
I thought your argument was that country music was just a bunch of songs about people losing their personal belongings. You're getting off topic. Why don't you tell me about your good uplifting positive motivational tunes.
Man I think it is time to let our conversation go....it is starting to get off-topic within the off-topic forum. I was just having fun saying I would like to kick evey country singer in the throat (which I still would love to do). Your two examples made me laugh because both had high profile troubles. I personally couldn't care less about Wille's tax issues or Kenny's former maritale issues.
I do take offense to you bringing race into this thread. That is horrible and I feel bad that you did that. My time in McAllen and San Antonio helped me learn the Spanish that I know now. My fiance is hispanic and you are totally off base with your assumption. An I agree the hispanic community is wonderful, the kindness shown to me when my job required working with the public was amazing.
For both you an Kimmar, the problem I had with both of the cities I was in was they are completely boring. There are only so many times that you can go down to the River Walk or go play pool somewhere. There is not much to do there in comparison to Southern California where I am from. I have the ability to go to the mountains, beach and desert all within 30 mins to an hour. And Kimmar I lived in Mira Mesa and Carlsbad before moving to Texas...I think I would like to retire there in the San Diego area.
Well, it was fun (for a bit)...talk to you in another thread.
"It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)
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"Fear not death; for the sooner we die, the longer shall we be immortal."
While I would prefer to be exiled to Dante's Inferno
, I will settle for his Ice-Box. She is attractive until she starts to sing...if she was put on mute....attractive again, kinda like magic.
"It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)
Would love to kick this asshole in the throat AND the nuts. Not because hes a bad actor but a big embarasment to Australia (even though hes technically a New Zealander), with his antics.
Russell Crowe drop dead you git.
I thought me and you were on the same wave length but then you just had to say Nicole Kidman didn't you? I would definately take a kick to the throat for her. She's my bitch.
HAHA! Awesome list man! I so agree with you. Also though goddamn Prima Donnas... I simply can't handle them.
I just fell like adding a few:
All techno DJs who actually their creation is music. It's mess of different sounds, depending on which you found on the computer.
All Rappers - What to do when you're bad at everything. You can't compose good music, you can't sing, you can't make good lyrics = Rap/hip-hop. 1-2 Simple beats. No singing, just saying words fast. Songs always about love, sex, drugs, money, guns and so. You only need to rhyme. But if you can't find a word, then you can just make one up.
Entire MTV staff
Entire Microsoft Staff
Most Pop artists - Try singing with passion, not just for money, and try making your own damn songs.
For someone so young, you took this thread way to serious.
And by the way, I do not envy anyone who sings country music, in fact I kinda feel bad for them.
I am sure they are happy in their misery...I mean if you play their records backwards, they get their wife back, their house back, their truck back, their dog back...so they have that working for them.
Yeah, I'm sure Kenny Chesney is worried about getting a truck back. I don't think he'd have much trouble buying anything he wants. While you sit negotiating a price within your credit limit. lol. I bet he feels pretty sorry for you.
I like country music. What kind of music do listen to anyways? I can find some pretty depressing music in any style these days. And to be honest with you, I find country music lately to be the most inspirational, fun, and positive stuff out there.
I'd like to kick all the rock, rap, and alternative music bands who are writing their depressing crud in the throat. All they sing about is being pissed off, insecure, evil, or dissed by the man.
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Yeah, I'm sure Kenny Chesney is worried about getting a truck back. I don't think he'd have much trouble buying anything he wants. While you sit negotiating a price within your credit limit. lol. I bet he feels pretty sorry for you.
Ummm...I was right on one part....he probably will be singing a sorry ass song about losing his wife...
This From People Magazine:
"Four months after their beachside wedding, Ren
"It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)
Yeah, I'm sure Kenny Chesney is worried about getting a truck back. I don't think he'd have much trouble buying anything he wants. While you sit negotiating a price within your credit limit. lol. I bet he feels pretty sorry for you.
Ummm...I was right on one part....he probably will be singing a sorry ass song about losing his wife...
This From People Magazine:
"Four months after their beachside wedding, Ren
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I'm not going to argue with you over Kenny Chesney. That wasn't my point, it was just an example of a random country singer that is popular today. Replace his name with Willie Nelson (whom is one of my personal favorites) if it makes you feel better.
So I will replace Kenny's name with Willie's...NO PROBLEM. You help me prove my point even more...
From WSB-TV in Atlanta:
"Willie Nelson
Nicknamed the "Red-headed Stranger," country singer and actor Willie Nelson became friend with the IRS in 1993 when he settled a $16 million delinquent tax bill. The tax evasion nightmare began in 1990 for Nelson, which cost him nearly all of his personal belongings..."
So he REALLY did need to get his house, dog, truck, bible, lamp shades, chairs, pictures...well just about everything but the bandana I think.
A good swift kick in the throat early in his career might have helped him out. You see, I am trying to help people. You being from Texas and liking country music....how odd. That is why I could not spend more than 9 months there (San Antonio and McAllen) **shudders remembering**. For your sake, I hope you have horns, cause your choice in music doesn't.
"It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)
I'm not going to argue with you over Kenny Chesney. That wasn't my point, it was just an example of a random country singer that is popular today. Replace his name with Willie Nelson (whom is one of my personal favorites) if it makes you feel better.
So I will replace Kenny's name with Willie's...NO PROBLEM. You help me prove my point even more...
From WSB-TV in Atlanta:
"Willie Nelson
Nicknamed the "Red-headed Stranger," country singer and actor Willie Nelson became friend with the IRS in 1993 when he settled a $16 million delinquent tax bill. The tax evasion nightmare began in 1990 for Nelson, which cost him nearly all of his personal belongings..."
So he REALLY did need to get his house, dog, truck, bible, lamp shades, chairs, pictures...well just about everything but the bandana I think.
A good swift kick in the throat early in his career might have helped him out. You see, I am trying to help people. You being from Texas and liking country music....how odd. That is why I could not spend more than 9 months there (San Antonio and McAllen) **shudders remembering**. For your sake, I hope you have horns, cause your choice in music doesn't.
I'm a Libertarian and you're going to try to get me to question someone's integrity because they had a problem with the IRS? Hahaha... Dude if that's the best you can drudge up on Willie Nelson then I'm not too worried. Keep searching.
I'm starting to get the impression that you're just narrow minded about some things. Especially when you automatically equate Texas with country. I live in this great big modern city called Dallas. We don't have too many cattle running around here. Heck, I don't even know how to ride a horse. And I'm sorry the people in San Antonio didn't like you. Maybe you were just too mean for those nice folks. They have a large hispanic population. Was that where you had a problem? I love the hispanic community. They're awesomely nice. It takes a pretty bad person to not get along with them.
Oh, and btw, country isn't my favorite music. I like it, but my favorite kind of music is techno. Chemical Brothers, Paul Van Dyke, and such. I guess I'm just open minded enough to not believe the first stereotype thrown my way.
I thought your argument was that country music was just a bunch of songs about people losing their personal belongings. You're getting off topic. Why don't you tell me about your good uplifting positive motivational tunes.
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It all seems so stupid
It makes me want to give up
But why should I give up
When it all seems so stupid
Man I think it is time to let our conversation go....it is starting to get off-topic within the off-topic forum. I was just having fun saying I would like to kick evey country singer in the throat (which I still would love to do). Your two examples made me laugh because both had high profile troubles. I personally couldn't care less about Wille's tax issues or Kenny's former maritale issues.
I do take offense to you bringing race into this thread. That is horrible and I feel bad that you did that. My time in McAllen and San Antonio helped me learn the Spanish that I know now. My fiance is hispanic and you are totally off base with your assumption. An I agree the hispanic community is wonderful, the kindness shown to me when my job required working with the public was amazing.
For both you an Kimmar, the problem I had with both of the cities I was in was they are completely boring. There are only so many times that you can go down to the River Walk or go play pool somewhere. There is not much to do there in comparison to Southern California where I am from. I have the ability to go to the mountains, beach and desert all within 30 mins to an hour. And Kimmar I lived in Mira Mesa and Carlsbad before moving to Texas...I think I would like to retire there in the San Diego area.
Well, it was fun (for a bit)...talk to you in another thread.
"It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)